My Shiney New Web Site

[Churkey2000]

Come one all, to the greatest guvna show on earth! Point yer clickers to www.guvna.homestead.com (http://www.guvna.homestead.com)
:p

[Carn]

HA !!! What a **** site, im sorry but my blind dog could have done better. I could go on for ever about how crap it is. Anyway what is it about, all i can work out is that there is big fat old man sitting in the middle of, what is that all about. Your graphics are crap, nothing has been placed, just shoved on hoping that it fits, and ur background colour has to be the worst colour ever. I cant give this site a good report because its not good, and i think anyone with atleast half a brain cell would agree with me. :mad:

[GLC Mr Pain]

Carn, you are bang out of order. Its obvious that he is new and slating him isnt going to encourage him at all, constructive criticism is fine but just telling someone there work is crap is pointless and rude.
Please show me some of your super shiney work, im sure it is absoutely amazing... no.. no really.
Churkey, i cant say the site is masively imressive, but for a first effort ( which i would assume it is) its not half bad. Don't be discouraged by the negative words of one negative moron.

Tom.
P.S.Carn i hope your happy, im in a really bad mood.




[This message has been edited by GLC Mr Pain (edited 28-06-2000).]

[Churkey2000]

LOL! Well, yes it is my first attempt at a website, and considering I did almost all of it on a Sunday morning, using the VERY basic Homestead editor, I didn't think it looked too bad. Quite frankly, I don't give a monkey's left testicle what benders like Sir Carn (what a dumbass name!) Wnak-a-lot think.

If you is soooo great Carn , give me your URL and let me see the fibre of yer fabric! :p

[[ITVC] HomerJ]

Heres a question for Carn- How can you see the site if you are blind(assuming you have a blind dog)

[Jinx M]

Actually, I quite liked the picture of the old bloke http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/teeth.gif "Guvna"... hehe

Its pretty good for a first site. There's far too much stuff at the top of the page though. Ideally, you should put all that stuff at the bottom. As a first time visitor to your site, I'm not much interested in voting or your site stats. I might be on subsequent visits but then I'd already know my way around and be able to find that stuff easily.

NEVER underline words. Makes them look like links. Its a silly thing but it confuses people.

[qp]

-----/me would love to see Carn's site.

and that "Guvna" definition is HIGHLY amusing.

pp

[Churkey2000]

Thank you all for your advice. I'm glad you found the site mildly amusing atleast. You probably wouldn't really get it, as its an "in joke" between me and my mates. I made it for them really, just to make them laugh on a boring sunday. I just put all the voting stuff in cos I want my site to be seen, but to be honest, I really cna' tbe arsed with it, there's sooo much to do, and its really boring!

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[harriersfan]

don't u call web design boring u.......


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[Help?]

Most people start of doing it just for their mates, and severl people have made lage amouts of cash!! just look at the blokes who mabe the football site and ended up selling it for &10,0000, just goes to show dunnit :D

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Don't wipe you ass with a broken bottle!!

[Uvavu1]

Well I found the website highly amusing, no matter what anyone else thinks. I found it more funny since I'm a mate of Churkey's, and I get the joke. It may not be the best looking site in the world, but I think the content quality is more important in a site like this.

And harriersfan - He didn't say web design was boring, he said updating it is. The site is already designed.

:p :p :p :p :p

And feel free to visit my site at http://www.uvavuware.homestead.com which was made the same way Churkey's was. Yes yes, the site is crap, but I don't care. I whipped it up in about 15 minutes anyway, just as support for my tiny little games group.