Jokes

[Xingthing]

Lets add order to chaos.

Instead of typing garbled messages to improve the ratings of this board lets try instead will jokes.

I would love to kick off (footie joke) but I dont know any.

Ok ok,

Two Goldfish in a tank.
One fish says to the other

How do we drive this thing?

[Razz]

I really think your moderator status should be removed due to the quality of that joke.

Seriously.

[Pixie Pete]

Here's another joke:

(Derby County edition)

What's the difference between Nottingham Forest and a compass?

A compass has more points!!!

*You may now groan*

bye

Pixie Pete

PS: Derby drew Burnley in the FA Cup, should be a cracker!!!

[Xingthing]

Thats it, Football jokes are now banned.

PS A compass cant have poins deducted for using players without a passport.

[Pixie Pete]

Are you a Forest fan?

If so, I pity you. Anyway, Esteban may comeback yet. And we've got Kinkladze's work permit sorted out, so he will play against Arsenal tomorrow...

So, things are looking up

anyway, bye...

Pixie Pete