View Full Version : The pointlessness of life in general (especieley on the internet)
Pixie Pete
15-02-2000, 23:16
Wow Xing, I can hardly move amongst all these posts...
So, anything interesting happening in all of your lives?
oh, Im sorry, I thought someone read these posts...my mistake...
Pixie Pete
Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer
>manufacturers have accepted the Medical Association's suggestion that
the
>following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering
when
>you are not.
>
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
****er.
>
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same
>boring story over and over again until your friends want to smash your
>head in.
>
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like
thish.
>
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers
are
>really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.
>
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell
>happened to your trousers.
>
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically
>converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.
>
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical
Kung
>Fu powers.
>
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the
morning
>and see something really scary (whose name and/or species you can't
>remember).
>
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable
rug
>burns on the forehead.
>
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you
>are tougher, more attractive, and smarter than some really, really big
guy
>named Franz.
>
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are
invisible.
>
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
>laughing with you.
>
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause a flux in the time-space
>continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem
to
>literally disappear.
>
>WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually cause pregnancy.
>
I love forwards :)
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m000000000000! I'm 4 l33t c0w! ^_^
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ZeRoHouR (http://www.angelfire.com/sk/ZeRoHouR/index.html) ~ UKTFCL (http://uktfcl.far2cool.com) ~ TFC Central (http://tfc-central.virtualave.net/) ~ League (http://leagues.wireplay.co.uk/tfc/) ~ Ladder (http://wpladder.webhostme.com/) ~ GR2K (http://www.arachnids.co.uk/goat/) ~ Expert TFC (http://website.lineone.net/%7Echutney_boy/ExpertTFC/) ~ GR2K Message Board (http://www.nanodistribution.co.uk/cgi-bin/funksbb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi?action=intro)
Velvet, get :P sorted!!!
Pixie Pete
17-02-2000, 17:39
Wow! someone does read these posts!
Thank yu razz, for restoreing my faith
Alan
>WARINING not consuming large amounts of alcahol may lead to getting a life instead of posting pointless messages ton internet forums *HICK* Buuurrpp!! :o
I do read these boards often...or at least when somethings been posted...dunno why though....
Ah weeell :) (new sig :))
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[CSC] (http://www.c-s-c.freeserve.co.uk)Razz-Ravel[PYRO] AKA [CMC2u] (http://website.lineone.net/~dragula/Index.htm/index.htm)Smelly_Student
"Know yourself and your enemy and you will never be defeated in 100 battles" - Sun Tzu
"A reinstall fixes everything" - Razz
The Battle of Britain (http://www.angelfire.com/mb/battleofbritain/index.html) ~ ZeRoHouR (http://www.angelfire.com/sk/ZeRoHouR/index.html) ~ UKTFCL (http://uktfcl.far2cool.com) ~ TFC Central (http://tfc-central.virtualave.net/) ~ League (http://tfc-central.virtualave.net/league/index.html) ~ Ladder (http://wpladder.webhostme.com/) ~ GR2K (http://www.arachnids.co.uk/goat/) ~ Expert TFC (http://website.lineone.net/%7Echutney_boy/ExpertTFC/) ~ GR2K Message Board (http://www.nanodistribution.co.uk/cgi-bin/funksbb-cgi/Ultimate.cgi?action=intro)
Velvet, get :P sorted!!!
Pixie Pete
22-02-2000, 00:37
And you thought us Actua peeps were sad...
:)
Alan
Pixie Pete
24-02-2000, 14:05
Bah yourself!
Pixie Pete
28-02-2000, 17:35
Go bah yourself sideways...
Pixie Pete
28-02-2000, 17:38
Go bah yourself sideways
http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/smokin.gif
http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/smurf.gif
Pixie Pete
29-02-2000, 18:24
http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/vader.gif
you know, it's us who are keeping this forum alive....
Xingthing
05-03-2000, 21:10
I love sheep; and those that impersonate them
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Actua Soccer 2 Club Captain.
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>I love sheep<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
I really don't want to know Xingthing...
Pixie Pete
06-03-2000, 18:06
I do, Xing...
er, I think ive said too much...
Alan
Xingthing
08-03-2000, 22:55
errm,
People keep posting under my name. I am sorry for the comments. Wireplay are investigating the matter. Heads WILL roll.
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Actua Soccer 2 Club Captain.
Pixie Pete
09-03-2000, 18:40
So you don't love sheep and all who inpersonate them?
I'll take of this absurd costume then...
Bye!
Pixie Pete
03-04-2000, 22:39
On second thought, I quite like this costume. Nice wool!
Alan
Xingthing
03-04-2000, 22:54
Hmm, you must come over and visit.
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Actua Soccer 2 Club Captain.
Pixie Pete
04-04-2000, 16:44
Uh....
No, I just remembered...I'm err washing my wool tonight...
Alan
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Oooooooh...Peter is a Pixie! He wears a Pixie's hat...
Pixie Pete
30-06-2000, 09:45
Reviveing old topics is soooo much fun!
Pixie Pete
07-04-2001, 21:02
And yet again! More revivinginess!
And my old siggy is there - wow!
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