LETS MAKE IT 100 POSTS

[CH VIRUS]

EVERYONE POST A DIFFERENT POST UNTIL THIS LITTLE FORUM REACHES 100

(DONT POST IN ANY OTHER TOPICS, OR THAT WOULD BE CHEATING!!!)

:)

[joeninety]

If we did get this to 100 posts it'd probably because 3 of us have gone insane and started talking to ourselves ;)

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I'm in a reading week, by reading do they mean beer bottle labels :drunkstudent:

[Bandito]

coolies!

k, we need a scenario.


Hoooowz bout....

erm...

fack it, well imporvise innit.

K, <CURTAINS OPEN>> LET the PLAY COMMENCE@!!!


<<Scene is Chemistry Lab type saaing>>

<<monkee tinkers wiv equiment>> ( pffff ).

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/monkee.gif - snik snik.....my experiment is nearly over....SOoon....IT WILL BE TIME!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA...AHAHAHAHAHAHH!!H!!H!IHFJLKLKRGVJ:LKF
<retch>>

<<meanwhile, over in a ....office somewhere>>

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/bandit.gif - working sucks balls http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/cry.gif I longe to shuffle of this mortal mouse mat, and run fwee amongst the hills and leaves wearing naught but a plastic bag on ma head!

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/bonce.gif - but Bandy, wont that mean joo get cold http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/cry.gif

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/bandit.gif - STFU man!!! let me dream in peace , away from joor pendantic, prying comments.

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/bonce.gif - i sowee http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/cry.gif

[communal toilet]

I once rang up a random General Enquiries phone number and enquired about how to become a general.

They hung up on me.

:( http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/cry-anim.gif

They were not nice.

[Bandito]

YA JUST FACKED THE PLAY RIGHT UP THE ASS MAN!!!!!!

JOO TRYIN TO JKEEEL ME?!?!?!!?1

<<heart attack>>

i.....THAts IT I QUIT!!!!

I cant Work Wiv These AMateurs!!!! http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/cry.gif
http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/cry.gif http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/cry.gif http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/cry.gif

[communal toilet]

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/cry-anim.gif

did not see post.

/me shuffles to corner and finks about what did.

[Bandito]

pant pant....

k....lets try again luvies...fwom the top....

(well, fwom my post innit )

And..Cue Communials cast.....

<<mince>>

[communal toilet]

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/doggy-anim.gif sniff sniff, Bandy pants smell gooood!!

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/santa.gif u stooopid dog, stop a sniffin peeps <hobble> <hobble> it was a damn dog that took my leg and I dont like. Now wheres da booze. <proceeds to drink windowlean>

Meanwhile at evil base.

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/dorky.gif ahhh cum on mann u know the pineapple is da way forward... look what appened when you worshipped the orange.. Pineapples would never cause that much distress..

[Bandito]

.......


.


you're fired http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/hmph.gif

[This message has been edited by [PAR]Bandito (edited 29-06-2000).]

[Mister666]

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/doggy-anim.gif Pineapples? You must be mad. You know they're poisonous and will turn you into a geek. <stops and looks at him>
Oh. Never mind.

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/santa.gif Can Pineapples help me to grow new legz?

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/dorky.gif No but they will help you to overcome your fear of bananas and rule the world!


666 http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/devil.gif

[joeninety]

/me fwaps the both of you

There is a time and a place for this and it aint ere alright. Take this to the Half Life forum as we are quite peace loving ppl here.

BTW do you need a sidekick for the baddy in this play ;)

I am http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/pikachu.gif the evil one MUAHAHAHAHAHA

[Bandito]

Wait...whose this....thats more like it!!! THIS MANS GONNA BE A STAR!!!!!!! Quikc..someone Sign that Mister666 monkee!!!! I DEMAND HIS HEAD AS MY ASH-TRAY!!!! <wheeze>.

[communal toilet]

He is indeed a star,

I retire/sacked whatever... let the play continue.


http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/cry-anim.gif :walrus

[Mister666]

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/teeth.gif
Come on Bandito m8, you knoweth me!

Anyway, next chapter please peeps.

[communal toilet]

Let the insanity commence...

100 ya say...

I`ll have this to 1000 in no time,

or maybe 10 not sure yet.

[Bandito]

bwaf!

k....i.....


...


erm..

<<sits down>>

mince.

[Bandito]

i have an Idea Comminal monkee.

We will stage a play!

a play wiv SMillies!!

k, heres the cast ill play, joo pick some for jooo innit.

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/monkee.gif - an eveeel monkee, wiv plans for world domination

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/bandit.gif - (me) a Hero, general spinkee monkee, and all round stud

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/sailor.gif - obligatory gay monkeee ( gotta move wiv the times ) ( saaing )

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/bonce.gif - TOSSA!! :D

[communal toilet]

I choose

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/dorky.gif - a man on a mission to convert everyone to worship a pineapple

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/santa.gif - a drunk with only one leg

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/doggy-anim.gif - smells too much

[communal toilet]

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/dorky.gif - what am I saying... I can`t believe I mention the B word... oh pineapple lord me sorry please forgive me.

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/doggy-anim.gif - Oh no I don`t think th epineapple lord is very happy <sniffs dorks left toenail>

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/santa.gif - looks like my remaining leg could be in jepordy.. <hops behind a small tree>

[Mister666]

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/vader.gif I am the pineapple lord and thou must die oh geeky freak!

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/dorky.gif Noooo pleeeaaaasssseeee I don't wanna dieeeee!!!

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/vader.gif Tuff <attacks the geek>

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/doggy-anim.gif Oi leave him alone! <bites the pineapple lords bum>

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/santa.gif Christ this is getting out of hand, I'm off. <hobbles off then falls down a manhole>


[This message has been edited by Mister666 (edited 29-06-2000).]

[Bandito]

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/monkee.gif - WEAK!! upstaged by a shiny helmet http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/cry.gif

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/bonce.gif - pffffff!!!

[Bandito]

COOIES!! i can post gain!!

rooight..*ahem*....back to the plot.!!

or..what there is of it http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/cry.gif

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/sailor.gif - ANd if We all come to gether joo know what to do, if we all come together, just to siiing we luvdge joo, and if..

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/monkee.gif - Shut that FACKING sailor up!! this aint no musical!!! This aint no JAcob and His coat SAaaing!! This is my ROLE!!! MY STAGE@!! ! HSAHSAAHAHAH!!! I WILL BRING THE HOUSE DOWN!! DOWN I TELLZ YA!!! HAHAHAHAHA<<retch>>

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/bandit.gif - i...i demand more money to work wiv theeeze foo!

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/bonce.gif - thas not wevy nice http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/cry.gif

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/bandit.gif - Not joo , the monkee!

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/monkee.gif - I KEEEL JO@!!!!!

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/bandit.gif - I KEEEL JOO FIRST!!!!

<<fight ensues>>

[communal toilet]

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/santa.gif - its dark and it smells, I demand an exit..NOW!!

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/doggy-anim.gif - grab on to my tail and I will pull u up <sniff>

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/dorky.gif - Pineapples will save the day.. we just gotta believe...believe.....

[dogsdinner]

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/naughty.gif - the uberpimp

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/naughty.gif Sorry I'm late, babies. Pineapples are lord. I believe baby!

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During the making of the above post, countless animals and small children have been harmed, tortured, and prodded with sharp sticks.

[CH VIRUS]

doh, my computer crashed and i am missing all the fun!

CUE: knock on door. ENTER LEFT: dark looking sailor with a smell reminisant of parsips

[hell i ran out of ideas!]

http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/sailor.gif Did someone order a pizza?

[$ini$ter]

Keep going dont stop!! http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/laughing.gif

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I'm gonna read that when I get home
looks very interesting



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