f**ing county coucils

[Cheesebury]

I now live in a conservation area, well whoop, I can't have a satellite dish, there is no cable and they started putting up these period lamp posts that look **** but I didn't really mind until last night when the power on them got turned on and I had a lovely amber light shining like a kunt through my bedroom window all night.

And earlier in the evening my bloody liberal democrat coucillor tried to get me to vote for him. He said:
"is there anything you'd want changed?" and i said "yes I'd like not to be in a conservation area so I can have satellite"

and he chuckled and said "ah yes but being in a conservation area can add thousands to your house"

and i said: "I don't care I want satellite"

and he left.

[SchizoidMan]

<Cheese pays visit to Air Rifle shop on way home from buying his Palm III>

[Cheesebury]

<cheese has indeed thought about it but would rather not get arrested for vandalism>

[SchizoidMan]

Yeah - so get arrested for murder instead when the Labour and then Conservative chaps come round and say the same thing http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/frown.gif

Anyway - Most coucils are so sh!te at maintenance, that the bulb will blow and they'll never get round to fixing it for another year.

[Scarab]

Oi! cheese Ive got the answer. Stand for council yerself m8. You've shown what a natural leader your are, you have experience in getting ppl to vote for you, and you could build the county facilities around online gaming ie free HH, goverment funded calls etc.

Simple http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif

Consider this your first vote X

Scarab

[VELVET]

ROFLMAO

Cheesebury XXXXXXXX

[Cheesebury]

I can see it now "Councillor Cheesebury", but thats only the start, oh yes. My local MP will be next, I can't stand the man anyway, he's one of those ones that campaigns for films to be banned on heresay, ****er, erm anyway. "Cheesebury MP", and then "Cheesebury PM". Oh yes it will happen, sooner than you think.

Free phone calls for all, the welfare budget to go on supplying SGI machines for games playing only to anyone that wants one, oo, oo my campaign slogan=
"You may starve but you'll do it with a bloody high FPS."