What about this for a headline

[DizMatt]

VOAYGER IN 'TWO GOOD CONSECUTIVE EPISODES' SHOCKER!


so whadaya think of last night SkyOne episode.
I thought it was good. Don't know why they left that Borg ship there hanging in space...easy meat.
Also the kids are shaping up well as additional characters and THANK GOOD that that lad isn't as annoying as Wesley Crusher. Phew.

Hopefully this is the start of a trend.
I expected a crap episode last night. Was musing with my housemate about the ultimately BAD voyager episode.
Perhaps...it starts on the holodeck, The Doc is singing opera or experimenting with free-form vocal Jazz (bedoo bedoo-charrrr) and when he's finished Wesley Crusher stands up to applaud. You find out later that he's been thrown across a worm-hole (probs by his usual crewmates) and has become a permenant member of the Voy bridge crew. Oh yes, and 7of9 has taken to wearing huge baggy robes instead of skin tight lycra!!! ARRRGGGGHH

[-[Raven]-]

Would it be the sort of robe that loosely hugs the curves, and is shorter than the average mini mini skirt?

[DizMatt]

naw :bigcry:

[-[Raven]-]

:bigcry:

[Divebomb]

I did enjoys Child Play - the ending I thought was pretty well done - I'm glad they didn't cheat us out of seeing the sphere...

[Sar]

That was actually one of the few eps of any ST series where I hoped the status quo from the eps beginning would remain.

I just can't wait until she starts telling the older lad about the birds and the bees. Practical demonstration anyone?

Can I volunteer?

:naughty:



:E

[-[Raven]-]

Sar, from what I've read that you've posted, you seem to have some sort of obsession :imu:

You have to remember, its not real, shes an atc-oor.

:mrt: insists on counselling.

[ArcticFox]

You dont want to hear about me & my obsession with Janeway then ;)

[DizMatt]

Originally posted by -[Raven]-
You have to remember, its not real, shes an atc-oor.

Ahem...mate, she is real. 7of9 is a fictitious character just like Lara Croft, however, the actress who plays her, Jeri Ryan, is very much real and so are her breasts :eek:




Hey that's a thought, Jeri Ryan should play Lara Croft in the movie :E

[Lagu]

I got some really bad news for you.


The breasts, they aren't real.

[DizMatt]

:bigcry:

well they look nice..I'm never gonna touch them for sure.

[-[Raven]-]

So, what do they use, melons?

They're juicy :)

[Eja Cool8]

nope, 100% all-American homegrown Silicone thar boy! :E

[DizMatt]

that's a bumper crop for sure...

[Eja Cool8]

go onnnn...squeeze 'em, taste 'em they're ready now hehehehehehe!

[Divebomb]

:bigcry:

[Seamus]

:laugh:

[-[Raven]-]

Rar

[RAPTOR192]

Sar, from what I've read that you've posted, you seem to have some sort of obsession

You have to remember, its not real, shes an atc-oor.

so what if she's an actor shes still gorgeous and she still has big tits

[DizMatt]

Originally posted by -[Raven]-
So, what do they use, melons?

They're juicy :)

The man from Del Monte...he say...yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...phwoar


ahem...and Raptor, that's surely the point that's been made in the previous 8 posts.

Anyway I heard they were actually natural!
Anyway I don't actually fancy 7of9....Jeri Ryan is a gorgeous lass, talented beautiful actress, but 7of9 probably has nipples made in a Sheffield smelting factory.

[Roast?]

I have also heard that the 36DD's are quite real :)

[Eja Cool8]

hard to tell with that Neutronium Borg Bra she wears. She's a dead ringer for my m8's wife though and her jugs are f*****g huge (he's a lucky **** :naughty: )

[Divebomb]

Dizmatt's headline can now read THREE good episodes in a row :)

Thought last nights one - "Good Shepherd" - was cool, in a "Lower Decks" kinda way :)

[-[Raven]-]

:naughty:

[Sar]

Hehehe

I don't care if they're plastic or not (I'm 100% certain they're not though), they'd still pass my num-num test :naughty:


And I thought Mondays Ep was crap. Voyager at it's "we've got crew who aren't really any good, but chuck them into a mini crisis and they'll prove themselves and everything will be fine" worst. Is it just me or has that story appeared in half the ST series so far? It happened with Picard and the 3/4 kids in TNG. Dunno about DS9 cos I hardly watched it. And it wasn't likely to be a TOS story, cos Kirk would have prolly shagged them till they mended their ways ;)