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-reaper-
12-09-2000, 16:15
We have 12 lunar cyles per year and girls have 12 periods per year. This would surely mean that we, as life on this planet, are in harmony with our surroundings, including the gravitational pressure from the Moon.
If you take the Moon away, what effect would it have on the menstrual cycle?
Does it change for astronauts?
Are there only 12 lunar cycles per year?
if you take the moon away you'll make the earth less stable on it's rotational axis, have randomly shifting tropical zones, decrease the magnitude of the tides, invite more space debris to impact on the planet, decrease the natural light levels at night, remove a major navigational beacon for nocturnal animal and ruin one hundred and one great songs and poems.
BUT...apparantly if you put several women in a house together, their cycles become synchronised....
clever stuff eh? therefore they're really emotionally...ummm....charged all at once....for a week-ish.
Get it all out of the way I guess and then have the rest of the month as normal :E
[Edited by DizMatt on 12-09-2000 at 04:35 PM]
-reaper-
12-09-2000, 16:35
Right. While all of that is true, what would happen to the menstrual cycle without the Moon around?
[Edited by -reaper- on 12-09-2000 at 04:46 PM]
BombBomb
12-09-2000, 16:38
It's wheels would get buckled and the men would all fall off and...
;(
[QWS] Baby Bear
12-09-2000, 16:50
13 lunar cycles each year - 28 days period, same with a womens menstrual cycle.
Yeah their cycles do synchronize...pheromones and all that
Cries of "yes I do love you...but I'm all hormonal at the moment" :)
lunar cycles each year - 28 days period, same with a womens menstrual cycle.
-thought so....
Yeah their cycles do synchronize...pheromones and all that
-yeah, save a lot of hassle I guess.
Cries of "yes I do love you...but I'm all hormonal at the moment" :)
-I just get crying mate over the simplest of things...you gotta just live with it though and be a sweetie ain't ya...
[QWS] Baby Bear
12-09-2000, 17:33
Actually Jo just gets a little groachy, nothing spectacular...she is a right pussy cat...not like my ex...she-devil indeed
Squirrel
12-09-2000, 18:52
:hmph:
Well I don't get grumpy or tearful
Squirrel
12-09-2000, 18:54
We have 12 lunar cyles per year and girls have 12 periods per year. This would surely mean that we, as life on this planet, are in harmony with our surroundings, including the gravitational pressure from the Moon.
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Reaper it is not WE who are in harmony with surroundings - it is the women that are in harmony :)
Methinks that says a lot :laugh:
[QWS] Baby Bear
12-09-2000, 21:07
:)
trust a woman....
Squirrel
13-09-2000, 00:11
God is a woman :)
It takes a long time for a bloke to realise that methinks :laugh:
Mr_Bungle
13-09-2000, 05:10
God is dead... rofl, being a women really helped her out didn't it?
:E
PhoeChiMalkieGal
13-09-2000, 08:40
The reason why when a group of women live togther their menstrul cycles co incide dates back to caveperson times.
As with animals they can only mate when "in season" this is the same with humans, a womans menstrul cycle is their "season" so the reason why they all co incide when they live together (where as before you put them together thy could have been willy nilly) is so the male could impregnate all teh females in that pack. (as with animals)
Nower days this isnt nesecerry.
hope that makes sence.
phoe
xx
BombBomb
13-09-2000, 08:44
You learn saaaing new every day...
But the men would still fall off the trual cycle. :)
PhoeChiMalkieGal
13-09-2000, 08:47
Well...did used to do A'Level Biology....thats one of the things that sticks in my mind...pull how to kill fruit flies with ether...
[QWS] Baby Bear
13-09-2000, 08:56
dead must have meant that at some stage god was alive...ermm he wasn't, he is a god i.e. Immortal.
As for god being a woman......
I was sure that God made Man in his image....for Man read mankind...God is omnisexual...i.e. no gender differential possibly asexual. It is often refered to as "Man has been on this planet blah blah years" that didn't mean just males but Mankind...
Yes, but none of that applies unless you actually belive in that God and that story of creation.
BombBomb
13-09-2000, 09:41
I done Higher Biology :)
And I don't believe in that either...brought up to believe but as soon as I hit like 2 or saaaaing I just realised, if God hasn't shown his face since man seemed to start with scientific stuff...then...well...
LIES!
Originally posted by PhoeChiMalkieGal
thy could have been willy nilly) is so the male could impregnate all teh females in that pack. (as with animals)
Nower days this isnt nesecerry.
Oh, you're no fun then are you...
Anyway all this about God being a women...
Bah, what pish, this is one of the reasons why I dispair about religion...trying to rationalise an omnipotant being to having gender?? bah, you might as well ask what football team God supports.....
And no-one better say Man Utd!!!!
p.s sorry about the use of the word pish..in retrospect it was beyond the point of ponciness!
BombBomb
13-09-2000, 10:51
Originally said by Jim White
Beware Hearts...they mean business. And they could go on to win the league.
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What a load of pish.
I loves Only an Excuse :E
Squirrel
13-09-2000, 13:16
Well if God existed it favoured women - we get multiple ....... :laugh:
BombBomb
13-09-2000, 13:20
<growls>
:E
[QWS] Baby Bear
13-09-2000, 13:37
Multiple orgasms = harder to achieve, but spectacualr WHEN achieved.
Male orgasm, every 30 - 45 minutes....would that count as a multiple...i.e if the sex sesh don't stop then it must be
Squirrel
13-09-2000, 13:43
:hmph: tried to get back in to edit my post
There was no need to be so explicit BB now I will get me wrists smacked ;(
BombBomb
13-09-2000, 13:49
Oooo Squirrel, only 21 to go before your thousandth birthday... :)
[QWS] Baby Bear
13-09-2000, 13:53
Why will you get your wrists smacked for mentioning orgasm, mutliple or singular...arent we all adults, does not our subject of conversation be allowed to rove into the areas of sexuality. I find this very hard to believe when we have male and female posters in here.
In the Qboard area, we only have males..as such...(Jeni's gone) and so our latent sado masochistic homosexuality has come out, In fact we are getting quite good with our stories of depravity. I must say I don't half enjoy a ... <delete>
Woof :)
Squirrel
13-09-2000, 13:56
Jesus Christ Almightly !!!!!!!!!! (in non-religious way)
That post count is seriously sad ;{
I can't change again - will have a peep at Debs' post count :laugh:
.........must conserve me post count :)
Squirrel
13-09-2000, 13:57
Because BB it attracts the muppets who are, it seems, unable to discuss things in a mature way and go way over the top :)
Squirrel
13-09-2000, 13:59
/me legs it over to quake forum :laugh:
[QWS] Baby Bear
13-09-2000, 14:06
oooh oooh yummy oops sorry i wasn't mature enough
please come on in Squizz
hmmm sex & muppets...reminds me of that joke between kermit & bacon
BombBomb
13-09-2000, 14:08
I gained 1000 posts in a month and a half when I started "work" :E
Then HLnC folded :)
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