(OT) Mary had a...

[Strad]

...Litre of vodka & passed out. No one has seen her since.

?????

[XRobList]

STRAD - WORK NOW!

Or sit in Irc, wait for G to come in and tell her I got busted.

Apparently selling emergency fuel for £2 a litre in times of national emergency is illegal

[XRobList]

dont worry about it. Headmaster aint here today.
Sweet :E

[stace01]

£2 a litre is cheap atm............................

Although were allowed to run on "red" diesel atm.
Now all we have to do is find some!

[Unkempt]

Well, you know all those farmers blockading oil refineries, protesting at fuel taxes?
They've got some...

[Strad]

Ummm, how did an alcoholic, and somewhat attractive Mary, change to the subject of petrol.

:bigcry:

[stace01]

She drank all the vodka, and all the shops had sold out due to panic buying!

:E

[MDS1]

Like me she probably drinks it... ;)

[Strad]

Originally posted by stace01
She drank all the vodka, and all the shops had sold out due to panic buying!

:E

LMAO! You silly trucker ;)

['Johnnie' Johnson]

Originally posted by stace01
£2 a litre is cheap atm............................

Although were allowed to run on "red" diesel atm.
Now all we have to do is find some!

Hmmm, when the price goes up like that, how much is tax and how much is profiteering?

[Strad]

JJ ... atm 75% is tax.

If you put £20 of fuel into your car, £15 of that goes to gov't :mad:

[SonicYoof]

Mary had a little lamb...

and the midwife fainted :E


arf arf

[Strad]

Guffaw guffaw ;)

[Edited by Strad on 14-09-2000 at 01:36 PM]

[Strad]

...bicycle, she rode it on the grass,
everytime the wheel went round,
a spoke went up her...

[SonicYoof]

nose?

[Strad]

Originally posted by SonicYoof
nose?

OI!!:mad: You've heard it before!!