View Full Version : The Rock Versus Mr.T !!!
Yeah u heard right, in a special ppv event, Mr.T will come out of retirement to take on The Rock in a 1-on-1 grudge match.
Just 1 question, who d'ya think will win?
:doom: "U'd better smell the special can of whuppass I got cookin' 4 u, u golden-chained hermaphrodite!"
:mrt: "I pity the cook!"
-Parasite-
04-10-2000, 10:53
LOL,
Do you know just how small Mr T is compared to some of those wrestlers. I remember when he referee'd a match many years ago, and he looked well out of his depth when compared to Hogan and the rest of the WWF Superstars.
Tell me it was a joke, please :)
Admittedly, it wasn't The Rock that Mr.T was supposed to be fighting. The story goes back quite while now, that the original fight was going 2 b Mr.T up against Mike Tyson.
Remember all that stuff that was going on with Mike Tyson? When he wanted 2 get into the WWF, after biting Holyfield's ear! Just like Mr.T, he has that height disadvantage problem ,so the WWF executives had to come up with something 4 him to do. He was a referee at 1 point I think.
Anyway, 1 of the original ideas the Exec.'s came up with was to pitch Mike in a celebrity wrestling 1-on-1 match,with a similar heighted strongman. So of course they came up with Mr.T . Going into talks, WWF successfully signed Mr.T for a special 1 match deal.
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Un42n8ly, Tyson decided 2 go back 2 boxing b4 WWF could get him 2 sign 2 this match, so Mr.T was left hanging. Not wanting 2 lose the money,and also having his Ego re-inflated , Mr.T told WWF he'd fight the champion whoever it was.
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Obviously not wanting a 5-second bloodbath, WWF agreed, but only after putting Mr.T through a very long, vigorous secret training program. What with his age,it first took him many months just 2 get in2 fighting shape. Then there was the large matter of getting him to learn how to wrestle professionally, with his own personalised moves.
Most recently, he has secretly been wrestling with some minor WWF stars. If the news is right, he is doing well. Apparently he's quite sneaky, using his size to out manoeuvre larger opponents, tripping them and then getting in moves like the boston crab and sleeper holds.
I heard there is also a special move he is perfecting called the T-ball. Taking a spring-backed run up he jumps head 1st at/into his opponents chest, flooring and also severely winding them. This then leaves them open to Mr.T doing elbow drops and presses.
The Rock better brase himself!
Saberman
04-10-2000, 23:14
lol
you joking right?
aint mr t like 60 or something now ehehe, bout the same age of hogan ;)
maybe hes on metal or superstars ehehe
OGROOVER
05-10-2000, 08:31
I've only been watching WWF for a while so I don't no anything about Mr.T and his relationship with The Rock.
-Parasite-
05-10-2000, 09:22
You gotta tell me where you are getting this info Felchy. If you're getting it off someone or a website, you're having your leg pulled BIG time.
I've been surfing the wrestling sites for the last several months, and not one of them has said anything about Mr T, and I know some of these sites have good ways of getting info. I know of one particular site that knew of the Angle/HHH/Steph love triangle story waaaay back in February. And they predicted that Sone Cold may be back by Summerslam, and if he was fit enough, they would have been right, as he returned less then a month after their prediction.
Alas, I've seen nothing about Mr T, and until I do, i'm afraid I'm gonna have to be very sceptical about it.
I'll apologise if you are correct, but until then....
*bongfish*
05-10-2000, 16:49
:mrt:
has cancer and has become a devout muslim [ possible devout something else but devout none the less] so i doubt hes in any position to wrestle anyone.
1st thing, I have a friend over in America whose Uncle works high up in WWF promotion. 'Cos he's such a blabber mouth, he couldn't help but tell me, even though he was sworn, and I do mean sworn, to secrecy.
Now I like wrestling, tho Im not addicted, but something as big as this needs 2 b hyped properly, 2 get the coverage it deserves! I mean Mr.T, he was in the A-team and everything!!!
As 4 being a muslim and having cancer, altho I don't know as fact, I wouldn't b surprised if he donates at least half his money from it 2 cancer research. Taking part in the match 4 cancer research, I think, would b allowed 4 a muslim.
Come on guys, who do u think will win?
starscream
16-12-2000, 01:42
Originally posted by *bongfish*
:mrt: has cancer and has become a devout muslim [ possible devout something else but devout none the less] so i doubt hes in any position to wrestle anyone.
According to this Months FHM (in the best article they have ever written) they state that :mrt is fully cured now, :) which makes a change from about a year ago when after a bit of research I found him to be at deaths door :bigcry: , wonder if this is the truth or are FHM lying to me (yes especially me) to make me a happier man ?!? I would still love to see him do ringside enforcer or be an honoury member of the APA (working as a soldier of Fortune)
Long live :mrt: - His strength isnt just in his muscles - its also in his heart :cheese:
-Parasite-
16-12-2000, 02:03
Gah, dredging this thread up from the past ain't ya. Thought it was a brand new one, that was until I spotted my name as the 2nd post.
*bongfish*
16-12-2000, 03:42
points to me then :D
Cyrus the Virus!
16-12-2000, 03:45
As Hogans bum chum, Mr.T once had a fight with Rowdy Roddy Piper and won via disqualification when Piper used a chair.
starscream
16-12-2000, 04:18
as much as Hogan & his Mates annoy me - You must Never EEEEEEEEEEEEVER bring the name of :mrt: into such disripute
EVER
HybridXT
16-12-2000, 09:06
This post has been inspired by Starscream and all fans of The toughest and strongest man in the world.
As for a fight with The Rock, I seriously doubt it. But here is all the T info you`ll need :
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent
to prison by a military court for a crime
they didn't commit.
These men promptly escaped from a
maximum security stockade to the
Los Angeles underground.
Today, still wanted by the government,
they survive as soldiers of fortune.
If you have a problem,
if no one else can help,
and if you can find them,
maybe you can hire:
The A-Team.
Mr.T
Real Name: Lawrence Tero
Born: 21st May 1952 in Chicago, Illinois, USA raised by his mother. He is the second to youngest of twelve children (he has four sisters and seven brothers)
Educated: Dunbar Vocational High School.
Height: 5ft 11 inch
Never Married. - He had a daughter in 1971 with Phyllis Clark.
Awards: Twice named America's toughest bouncer.
The following are two short biographies of Mr. T taken from the IMDB:
1.
T, Mr. was born Laurence Tureaud on 21 May 1952 in the rough southside ghetto area of Chicago. He is the second to youngest of twelve children (he has four sisters and seven brothers) and grew up in the housing projects of Chicago. His father left when he was 5, and his mother raised the family on $87 a month welfare in a three-room apartment. Mr. T's brothers encouraged him to build up his body in order to survive in the area, and he has commented, "If you think I'm big, you should see my brothers!" His mother is a religious woman, who has had a strong influence on him. He says, "Any man who don't love his momma can't be no friend of mine." He was an average student in school. "Most of the time", he says, "I stared out the windows, just daydreaming. I didn't study much because I have a photographic memory". Apart from one spell between 5th and 7th grades when he went a little astray - playing hockey, cursing, acting tough, being disrespectful -- he was a well- behaved child. (He worried about how his mother would feel if he ended up in jail, and stayed out of trouble!) He attended Dunbar Vocational High School. He was a college football star, studied martial arts, and was three times city wrestling champion! He won a scholarship to Prairie View A&M University in Texas, but was thrown out after a year.
2.
Entered the world of pro wrestling in 1985-86 and 1994-95. Was Hulk Hogan's tag team partner at the first WrestleMania, defeating the team of Paul Orndorff and Roddy Piper on March 31, 1985. His feud with Piper continued into WrestleMania 2 in 1986, defeating Piper in a boxing match by DQ. Mr. T returned to the WWF as a special guest referee in 1987, before disappearing from the wrestling world. He reappeared as a special referee for a Hogan-Ric Flair match, 7 years later in October 1994. He stayed with Hogan for a few matches before returning to obscurity.
The following biography of Mr. T. was taken from TVLand's website:
MR. T
Born Laurence Tureaud, Mr. T grew up in the tough southside ghettos of Chicago. The youngest of 12 children, and raised by a single mother, T began pumping iron at an early age as a means of survival. Determined to succeed at something, he became a champion high-school wrestler and a football star. Soon after his graduation from high school, he joined the US Army. When a knee injury kept him from joining the Green Bay Packers, T became a bodyguard for the likes of Muhammad Ali. Diana Ross and Michael Jackson (among others). T adopted his signature Mandinka hairstyle in the mid '70s, while he was working as a bouncer in-between bodyguard gigs. Spotted by Sylvester Stallone while competing in the "Worlds Toughest Bodyguard" segment on TV's "Games People Play," T was invited to try out for the part of Clubber Lang in "Rocky 3." Stallone was so impressed he expanded the role. If "Rocky 3" made him a star, "The A-Team" made him an icon. Several TV action series and movies followed, including a cartoon called "Mr. T" which ran for three seasons on Saturday mornings in the mid '80s. He also was featured on his own Mr. T Cereal. The toughest battle of his life came when he developed cancer in the '90s. He seems to have won the fight, and is frequently seen as a guest on TV shows like "Suddenly Susan," and most recently in the feature film "Inspector Gadget."
And to those of you who need hope :
Mr. T is back, and he's ready to publish. The New York Post reports that the 47-year-old former A Team star is penning his autobiography, which will focus on his battle with cancer. Mr. T., once easily identified by his pounds of gold jewelry, artfully coiffed Mohawk, and battle cry of "I pity the fool," has been fighting lymphoma for three years, and credits his faith in God for helping him beat the disease. So far, his book has no title, publisher, or release date. Back in 1984, Mr. T released The Man With the Gold : An Autobiography.
:mrt:Cancer beat me? I don`t think so sucka
starscream
17-12-2000, 01:09
I was actually on the web pagwe were you got all that last week, I can tell by the 2 biographies & the 2 versions of T's name (the second one being correct)
never-the-less good work hybrid- THE SPIRIT OF THE T WILL NEVER DIE
:mrt: makes ol starscream :)
THe Rock would kill :mrt:
Originally posted by starscream
:mrt: makes ol starscream :)
"Big scary dude makes ol starscream face"
?
:E
starscream
17-12-2000, 20:21
Mr.T makes ol' Starscream happy
oh gosh i forgot all about this, sorry i've lost contact with my frined in the know about all things wwf.
The Rock's lost favour with the main guys i hear(something about wanting 2 much money), and also he's currently recovering from a sprained eyebrow-recurring injury.
Hopefully the physio's can get dem brows in fighting shape soon!
:doom: -"ouch-ouch, goddamit they have lives of their own"
-Parasite-
10-01-2001, 01:22
I remember this thread.... gah!!!!!
starscream
10-01-2001, 23:26
ahh My 3rd favourite thread has finally returned to Page 1.... its home away from home !
Easileigh
08-02-2001, 01:33
:mrt: i pity da foo who resurrects a dead thread
:mrt: i pity da foo who rhymes unintentionally
[A-TEAM]Face
08-02-2001, 09:55
:E
The big guy is ready for action! :)
Philnste
09-02-2001, 22:32
Originally posted by felchy
oh gosh i forgot all about this, sorry i've lost contact with my frined in the know about all things wwf.
The Rock's lost favour with the main guys i hear(something about wanting 2 much money), and also he's currently recovering from a sprained eyebrow-recurring injury.
Hopefully the physio's can get dem brows in fighting shape soon!
:doom: -"ouch-ouch, goddamit they have lives of their own" You can't be serious. An eyebrow injury? Have you even watched WWF? I doubt it. You got all this info from an obscure site that was obviously able to fool you. Anyway, the Rock would easily kick :mrt: 80's ass.:cheese:
Well actually...
I saw all that 'Barry White'about HHH and the stone-colder signing contracts. etc. and then the Rock looking like a fool as he got kicked out of the ring only 4 HHH 2 b 'dramatically' denied the right to challenge 4 the title, Thanx 2 the STOne.
The Rock The Stoner, what next the Igneous?
starscream
10-02-2001, 18:25
WWF are also concerned about this & are thinking of changing his name to either Ice Dagger or Chilly McFreeze
Philnste
10-02-2001, 20:59
Originally posted by starscream
WWF are also concerned about this & are thinking of changing his name to either Ice Dagger or Chilly McFreeze How about Mr Frosty? The ice-making toy from a couple of years back. He could have the music from the advert as well.
All together now: "Mr Frosty is such fun, he makes drinks for everyone."
In SCSA's case the drink in question would be beer.:cheese:
Philnste
10-02-2001, 21:03
Originally posted by HBK
the rock has man tits I don't know what to say to this one:cheese:
starscream
11-02-2001, 03:10
Originally posted by HBK
the rock has man tits ]
This was actually a problem for him back in late 98 early 99 where he had an operation to remove fat from these man titss - hence him wering that tracksuit thingy during his matches for about 3 months - if you look you can still see the scars
starscream
14-02-2001, 20:50
What they chose -
B.A Baracus ----- Taye Diggs ( ? - seen him - NOT impressed )
Hannibal ----- Mel Gibson ( good choice )
Face ----- Brendan Fraser ( decent choice )
Murdock ----- Owen Wilson ( very good choice )
What I would have Chose
B.A Baracus ----- Big Dude from Green Mile
Hannibal ----- Bruce Campbell ( withy white hair )
Face ----- Cary Elwes
Murdock ----- Jim Carrey
Now my cast looks & acts better & would probably be cheaper to do, & I cant see it having any less drawing power at the box office, so why not use it instead of this foul abomination they have chosen, I can live with a 3rd of it, but if they make the mighty Bosco Bad Attitude Baracus a street wise punk from da 'hood - then I promise you I WILL rituilisticly murder the Studio executives - It will be for their own good !
The only problem with your choices is that Face and Murdock would look too similar!(did u see liar-liar?)
As 4 that stuff about the pebble having man-tits,-
:doom: "call guys hermaphrodites to draw attention away from me..."
i thought those were chair shot scars etc heh
i wonder if his wife, who is expecting btw, had an op with him.
They could take the fat out of his tits and put it into hers :)
starscream
15-02-2001, 21:11
if y'all love big titties give me a 'heck yes'
Heck yes!
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I AM an ascii artist!Oh yes (can u tell wot it is yet?
Guess not, it was supposed 2b a lovely lady with big tits...
Should I kill this thread? i thought ppl liked it, thats all...
starscream
24-02-2001, 20:34
no we must unite in the name of SPAM - this thread has everything the average man could want - Mr.T stories & ladies brests - why destroy this sweet nirvana ?
alan the gerbil
24-02-2001, 22:29
Indeed, all we need now are some Transformers.
hmmm transformers....versus Mr.T?
:mrt: ->"I pity the bot, auto or not"
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