Flame War

[Gunga_Din]

I am feeling quite bored today and would'nt mind a flame war with someone. Anyone up for it? Obviously this is to be done in jest so don't get all serious about it. Only reply if you feel like having a laugh.

[[Ds]ReaveR]

You slacking off work then ya big fairy ? If you that bored you could always go jam your fingers in you desk.

:)

[Gunga_Din]

Hah, well then smarty pants, I have 6 draws in my desk, which one do you suppose i could use? And whilst on the subject, why are you slacking off work?

[Diablos]

SLACKERZ!!!

[[Ds]ReaveR]

You could start at the top and work you way down :naughty: slamming the draws on your fingers three times before moving on to the next draw down. Once you've finished do them same with the fingers on your other hand.

YOU CALLING ME A SLACKER how about I come over there and jam your head in each off your six draw's, Grrrrrrrrrr

[[Ds]ReaveR]

DON'T YOU START YA BIG PONCE

[Diablos]

I think I just did.........

[Gunga_Din]

Yeah, come on then!!! Come over here and try it SLACKER. You'll have to get past security first. Humpf......

[Diablos]

Your security is not prperly secured securely to something secure.


Or something....


Your security does not bother me.

[[Ds]ReaveR]

Your both a couple of tarts and I'm gonna slap the two of you upside ya head's.

[Diablos]

*slaps reaver for being cheeky*

[[Ds]ReaveR]

*gives Diablos an swift kick in the nutz*

[[FLOYD]]

The only people I want to slag off are BT for fookin up my
ADSL connection.

[Gunga_Din]

Yeah Floyd, moan, moan, moan. Can't you think of anything better to do?
And as for the rest of you, you'll all be getting something secure in a minute if you're not carefull.

[[Ds]ReaveR]

Ooooo now I'm really fooking scared :E

BRING IT ON JOO LITTLE :jigga:

[Gunga_Din]

That's just it, you are scared are'nt you. I really believe you.

/me yawns at your pathetic attempt to sound like a hard man

[Edited by Gunga_Din on 06-10-2000 at 02:48 PM]

[[Ds]ReaveR]

/me sticks my tounge out at Gunga_Dim :P

[Gunga_Din]

/me gets a Black & Decker sander and removes the fur from Reaver's tongue(yuck)

[Diablos]

/me monkeeshines ya all

:shakin: :shakin: :shakin: :shakin: :shakin: :shakin:

[[Ds]ReaveR]

/me give both Gunga_Dim and Diablos Super Atomic Wedgies, then down's half a bottle of scotch and a 12 asprin to sooth the pain in my tounge after Gunga's assult with the sander :E


[Edited by [Ds]ReaveR on 06-10-2000 at 03:41 PM]

[Diablos]

/me says MONKEESHINE then farts on reaver

[Gunga_Din]

/me takes a food blender and tricks Reaver and Diablos to stick their privates inside for a nice surprise

[Edited by Gunga_Din on 06-10-2000 at 03:50 PM]

[Diablos]

/me pulls out the plug to save me knob, then throws an axe @ Gunga_Din.

[[Ds]ReaveR]

/me pulls the axe out of Gunga_Dim's head and uses it to hack Diablos into lil' tiny pieces!

[Gunga_Din]

/me catches the axe in my smiling bottom cleavage, and removes one of my arse spiders, which I throw at Diablos.

[Gunga_Din]

/me fills up a pint glass with my arse vinegar, and throws it all over Reaver, whose face begins to melt horribly, then I write my name with the correct spelling on his fresh white skull with a red crayon :)

[Diablos]

The tiny pieces I was cut into grow into full-size clones of me!!!!!



Then hit Reaver & Gunga_din with a baboon.

[[Ds]ReaveR]

/me runs off to Switzerland to get reconstructive surgery then returns to Britain buys a chainsaw and a dozen bottles of industrial drain cleaner plus 50 meters of steel chain and 50 padlock's

[[Ds]ReaveR]

/me then chain’s up Ginger_Dimius and Diablos and uses the padlock’s to secure the chains, then pours 6 bottles of the industrial drain cleaner down Gungis_tin and Diablos’s throat then cut’s up there arm’s, leg’s and head’s with the chain saw

[Diablos]

/then reaver wakes up [because it was all a dream] to find himself being devoured by a skink

[Gunga_Din]

/me uses my secret ninja kung fu powers and puts myself together, and painfully removes each one of Reepurs pubic hairs with a pair of garden shears.

[[Ds]ReaveR]

/Me take a bow and thank every one for making his day a work just that little more interesting, but before he goes home he get's an ice pick and gouges out Diablos eyes out then pisses in his empty sockets!

All in the best possible taste off course :E :E thank you and good-day :)

[Gunga_Din]

I too would like to thank ReaveR and Diablos, without whom today would have been very boring and tedious. Thankyou guys for a lovely war.

Look forward to flaming you again someday soon.

[Diablos]

Twas a fun flame war.

Thanx guys, lets flame war again sometime.

[DTD sIckNesS]

Am I too l8 then... :bigcry:

[[Ds]ReaveR]

Yeah but only by two day's :laugh:

[Seifer]

/me wanders in oh b*gg*r too late

[[Ds]ReaveR]

/me tw@ts seifer on the head for being late