PARASITE!!!

[BombBomb]

<shoves with eyes wide>

[-Parasite-]

<looks back> WHHAAATTTT?????

[BombBomb]

:nose to nose:

:evil grin:

GET THE TABLE!!!

[Parasite-old]

<me jumps out and pushes a table into the ring!!!!!

[BombBomb]

Ermm....

Now what are we gonna do with this table?

I don't know anymore ;(

[-Parasite-]

/me looks around and see's no-one else in the ring.

Errr, dunno.

/me takes off my glasses and scratch's head in puzzlement.

Bah!! Kurt Angle never make's a post when you need one.

[Disdain]

/me enters ring and shoves Parasite

[-Parasite-]

/me looks at Disdain and frowns at him

/me looks at BombBomb and points to Disdain

"Ahhh, a volunteer..... shall we?"

/me has evil grin on face

[BombBomb]

/me hoists Disdain up as Parasite bounces off the ropes...

[Izzeh]

*evil laughter is heard from the roof of the stadium followed by the sound of a saw and several tons of falling lighting equiptment*

*SPLAT!*

Do j00 like my new special move? :D

[Jamsque]

AHA! You think youve won! But no, I plant explosives in the basement and collapse the building on top of you!

[Disdain]

/me waves me arms frantically awaiting the 3D

[BombBomb]

I can't hold this mofo up for much longer!

[Jamsque]

Darn, explosives were fake. guess I'll have to do it the old fasioned way.

/me jumps into ring, grabs disdain, and facebusters im! His nose is broken:skull:

[Izzeh]

Dammit! Did the lighting rig miss every single person in the arena? :(

/me looks at audience

oops.... ;(

[-Parasite-]

/BombBomb whips Disdain into the ropes, picks him up on the return, he goes up in the air, I grab his head and.......


3D THRU THE TABLE!!!!!!!


/Me stands there mesmerized......

[BombBomb]

/me does the testify dance

Now, who's legs are you going to hold apart and shout "Wzzzzzuuuup?" :E

[-Parasite-]

/me looks around for Mad_Izzie

Come on down to the ring boy, we have a nice surprise for ya!

[Jamsque]

/me rock bottoms izzie from the rafters right down to the ring! (new world record)

[[C5]ACiD]

/me hurricarana's bombbomb outside of the ring, and jump out after him doing my special move "Dartdive"
(lands feet 1st straight to chest, with legs held together, and arms at sides for balance)
ooh thats gotta sting :)

[Edited by [C5]ACiD on 23-10-2000 at 10:53 PM]

[BombBomb]

/me reaches behind announce table
BAM! Chairshot!

/me hears Parasite shout "Waaazzzzzzzzup?"

/me climbs to top turnbuckle

WAAAAAZZZAAAAAAAAAAAP??

/me diving headbutts Izzie's nuttery

/me does the testify dance again

[[C5]ACiD]

/me climbs back into ring with crossed eyes from chairshot
/me tries to dartdive parasite from top turnbuckle but get caught and hoisted into air above table.
:)

[-Parasite-]

/me powerslams Acid onto floor then sits on top turnbuckle

/BombBomb picks up Acid and lifts him up onto my shoulders

/me stands up and jumps powerslamming Acid through table

/me stands there mesmerized


:D

[Divebomb]

..to a chorus of boos and "A$$hole" chants, Divebomb makes his way down the ramp with a smirk on his face and a mic in his hand... He enters the ring, surveys the carnage of broken tables and broken wrestlers...

PH34R 7H3 <0RP0R4710N :)

[BombBomb]

/me stands behind DiveBomb with arms folded, nodding his head slightly and a mean look on his face

Right wait a minute...

You, me, Parasite...

Didn't Team Corporate have about 12 peeps in it at it's biggest? :E

[Edited by BombBomb on 24-10-2000 at 10:24 AM]

[Disdain]

/me spasms and twitches a little, a delayed reaction to being 3D'd

[-Parasite-]

/me snaps out of trance and stands next to BombBomb

/me survey's the damage and an evil grin spreads across my face

Ahhh, rocking and rolling.

[Izzeh]

/me climbs out of the hole in tha ring and sets fire to :bomb::bomb:'s nuttery

*Watches :bomb::bomb: do the "Eunuch Boy" Dance*

*Goes home and has a beer* :D

*accidently runs over Jamsque on the way home* ;(

[BombBomb]

/me climbs up to the top of the TitanTron and throws Izzie off it, after dragging him up there with him

/me does the Testify dance 50 ft up :E

[Jamsque]

/me dodges izzies car, drags him into the ring.
/me nods to parasite, he gets anofther table.
/me picks up izzie, grabs him by the throat, CHOKESLAM THRU THE TABLE!!!!!

[Scyther]

/me comes down in beer truck and sprays everyone in ring with beer

My Round!

[Izzeh]

Oi! No time travelling allowed! :(

Referee! Tell them to stop it! ;(

:bomb::bomb: set them nats on fire, Jamsque smear j00rself back onto mah windscreen! :(

[[C5]ACiD]

/me is woken up by faceful of beer and grabs bombbomb , slaps him about a bit and lays him on table.
DARTDIVE THROUGH TABLE. WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
thats gotta sting!
/me notices parasite staring at me and turn to run......

[BombBomb]

/Divebomb is standing behind Acid
/me gets up
/Parasite looks at the table...

[-Parasite-]

/me smiles knowingly

/Divebomb smacks Acid over head

/me puts table in centre of ring

/BombBomb whips Acid into rope, picks him up on the return

/me jumps and grabs Acid's head

3D!!!!!! thru a table



Acid is not having much luck with table's at the moment :)

[BombBomb]

/me does the testify dance for the umpteenth time

Why?

Cos it's fun!!

/spins around

[Divebomb]

/me picks up Acid, who gets to his feet, swaying groggily...
/me runs against one rope (clumsily knocking BombBomb off the ring apron ;))
/me applies my running floatover DDT Stuka finisher to Acid

:)

PH34R 7H3 <0RP0R4710N :vampire:

[Edited by Divebomb on 26-10-2000 at 11:24 AM]

[BombBomb]

Don't you mean DDT?

I sowee boss :)

[Divebomb]

j00 will be sowwee j00 cheeky :monkee:

See my *cough* newly-edited post :twister: :ride: :shakin:

[[C5]ACiD]

/me stands up, wobblind about. Divebomb runs at me.
/me does drop-toldhold on divebomb and his face goes into the table at side of ring.
bombomb slaps me about and puts me on parasites shoulders on top turnbuckle.
/me hurricarana's para into waiting table.
/me stares at bombbomb.
/bomb runs at me like madman
/me trips bombomb over and gives him a low blow
/me puts bombbomb on table
/me climbs to top of ladder
/me does flying dartdive onto bombbomb from 20 footladder.

OOOOOOOOOOH THATS GOTTA STING

[BombBomb]

/me looks like he's in dreamland :dead:

OH MY GOD KING! IT'S BOMBBOMB! HE SAT UP! HE SAT UP! BOMBBOMB! BOMBBOMB! DAMNIT! DAMNIT! BOMBBOMB!

[-Parasite-]

Gah!!!

/me struggle's to sit up, shaking head to clear the groggy feeling.

/me looks around and spies Bombbomb, slowly climbing to his feet with the help of the ropes

/me spots Acid, standing on corner turnbuckle, accepting the applause from the crowd

/me rolls out of ring, and slowly picks up a chair

/me throws it into ring, towards BombBomb

[BombBomb]

/me catches the chair

/me walks up behind Acid on the ramp and holds chair ready to strike

/Acid hears the crowd and turns round slowly with eyes widened in terror

*krunch*

/Acid rolls down the ramp

:JR: - Aww, DAMMIT KING! CHAIR SHOT! RI-RIGHT TO THE HEAD! DAMNIT THIS ISN'T RIGHT!

/me picks up Acid and rolls him into the ring

[-Parasite-]

:Jerry: Wooohooo, a chair shot, right on the button, that'll teach Acid to mess the the Towers of Doom

:JR: This ain't right King, this just ain't right

/me picks up the dazed Acid, and thump him a couple of times

/me push's his head down, then I grab him around the waist and hoist his legs in the air

:JR: O-oh no, it can't be?

:Jerry: HA ha, he's gonna do it

/me PileDrive's Acid's head into the mat

:Jerry: Woooo, that's gotta hurt

:JR: Oh no!

/me jumps out of ring, dragging Divebomb out as well, and helps him up the ramp towards BombBomb, leaving the carnage behind.....

[BombBomb]

:JR: My God King! It's like a Texas bar brawl down there! Bodies lying everywhere damnit! What's gonna happen on Smackdown? What's Acid gonna do? Good night folks, see you on Thursday night for Smackdown!

:E
<Cue Raw music>

[Edited by BombBomb on 27-10-2000 at 03:25 PM]

[-Parasite-]

<as Raw music plays>

*camera pans to ring, close up's of Acid and Izzie flat out on mat, then camera pans to ringside where Disdain is slowly picking himself off the floor, shaking his head*

*just before picture fades, camera shot of the 3 members of The Corporation, at the top of the ramp, looking back at the carnage*

*Camera fades*

<music fades>

Adverts start

:D

[[C5]ACiD]

/me wakes up just in time to advertise *zap* aspirin.
ad shows me laying into the corporation :P

[BombBomb]

...and getting a kicking Corporate style :E

/me puts on Shane McMahon glasses and does the hand thing he does :)

[Jamsque]

O.K., have it your way Izzie.

/me gets hit by car, breaks neck, leaves show, comes back six months later, gets mad at Izzie, scheduals fight with him, attacks him backstage, hits copper, gets arrested, skips bail, comes into ring, takes off hat, starts dancing, wiggles along floor towards izzie, ITS WORM TIME!!!!!!!!

P.S. You happy now?

[8 Aragorn]

Smackdown music plays with pyrotechincs

/The Corporation walk smugly to the ring

/me appears from crowd

:JR: OMG KING! IT'S ARAGORN! WHERE THE HELL DID HE COME FROM?

/me hits Parasite with chair and rock bottoms BombBomb through a table

/me pulls out sledgehammer from pants

:JR: OMG HE'S GOT A SLEDGEHAMMER! DON'T TELL ME HE'S GONNA....

/me hits Divebomb in the ribs with sledgehammer and runs off to a chorus of boos

[BombBomb]

After a few tag-team matches, The Corporation make their way down to the ring...

:JR: "Aw King, there's gonna be hell to pay here for Aragorn here tonight"

:DiveBomb, through a cracked rib: - "Tonight *cough*, there will be a HANDICAP MATCH between Aragorn, and his opponents will be...

<hand on BombBomb's shoulder> BombBomb, and <hand on Parasite's shoulder> Parasite, and you're gonna get your damn ass KICKED..."

:bomb::bomb: "Tonight, me and mah partner here, we gonna show you how to do the TABLE JIVE....oh TESSSSTIFYYYYYY!!!!"

/Corporation walks up the ramp to that scwheeeeet music

[Edited by BombBomb on 30-10-2000 at 04:48 PM]

[Jamsque]

Guys, I don't want to mis this fight, so I'm gonna referee it.

[8 Aragorn]

/me walks out to ring with a nervous look on face, accompanied by new "business partner" Steph

"Just bring it, Corporate monkees, I'm still packing a sledgehammer!"

"Oh and did I mention the added stipulation? The match will be a No Holds Barred Hell In A Cell Table Match. Taking place in the unforgiving steel structure, the only way to win is to put all of the opposing team through a table."

:JR: I have to say King it looks bad for Aragorn tonight, he has to put both Corporate members through tables, although if anyone can do it, I think he may be the man.

Commissioner Foley walks to ring

"This match will now be for the WWF Title! Have a Nice Day!"

[[C5]ACiD]

/me goes outside as match starts to be guest commentator.

[Jamsque]

/Me walks down ramp wearing referee shirt to the Smackdown music.

/me goes into the ring, gets mike, and says

"LET'S GET RRRRRRREADY TO RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRUMBLLLLLLE!!!!!!"

The corporation music starts, and the lights go out.

[*bongfish*]

sorry im late, did i miss anything? :E

[Jamsque]

Read the whole post and you'll catch up. I don't think there's any way you can take part in the fight, so just watch it (it's gonna be GREAT:E!). so, anyways

/Me waits for the corporation in pitch blackness.

[Divebomb]

/me shambles out, with taped up ribs (a la HHH) and a mic:

Aragon, you are gonna wish you were never born so you couldn't have the audacity to inflict injury on me...

Meet your DOOM!

/BombBomb & Parasite, the Towers of Doom, make their way to the ring, and Divebomb takes up a position next to the guest announcer Acid and Jerry the King Lawler. The King is ready to start kissing Corporate ass, as per usual :)

[Edited by Divebomb on 01-11-2000 at 09:20 AM]

[Jamsque]

/me gets mike and says:

"And now, weighing in at 50 pixles, the challanger who is sure to get his ass whupped, 8 ARAGORN!!!!!!!!!!!!

P.S. as you can see I know which side my bread is buttered on"

[Edited by Jamsque on 01-11-2000 at 09:13 PM]

[[C5]ACiD]

/me looks at divebomb
/me lifts my mike
/me says hmmmm, hows the ribs. your head cant be much better after the table the other day either.
/me leans back with smug grin

[[C5]ACiD]

jr says "come on now"
king says "he he"

[8 Aragorn]

As the referee is telling Acid to sit down and do his job, Aragorn gets a low blow on BombBomb and clobbers Parasite from behind. He then proceeds to run out of the cell and starts to climb up the outside. As he reaches the top, he spies Parasite in close pursuit. Parasite does not look in a good mood....

[[C5]ACiD]

"i'd put my money on para+bombbomb, that 3d can really take it out of u"
/me flexes my muscles at the audience
/me walks upto the cell for a close look

[-Parasite-]

/me jumps and grabs hold of Aragorn's ankle and start trying to pull him back down from the cage

/BombBomb get's up and grabs his other ankle, and with a hard tug, Aragorn falls with a hard thud onto the mat

/me picks up Aragorn and body slams him, I pull his legs apart and look at BombBomb

WAAAAZZZZZUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

[BombBomb]

/:bomb::bomb: climbs to the top corner of the cage

WAAAAAZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!

/:bomb::bomb: jumps off and headbutt's aragorn's nuttery with the force of a cannon shell, and does the testify dance

[8 Aragorn]

/me rolls around in agony

"Damn you :bomb::bomb: now the girlfriend won't be happy! Prepare to feel extreme pain! Just like I am in now!"

/me spears :bomb::bomb: and starts "opening a can on him"

/me grabs him by the head and lifts him onto the announce table

:JR: DAMMIT! DAMMIT ARAGORN! DON'T DO THAT! THE WWF TITLE ISN'T WORTH THIS!

/me piledrives :bomb:bomb: through the announce table, picks up belt and runs off celebrating....

Mick Foley's music plays

Foley: "As much as I enjoyed seeing BombBomb go through the announce table, that does NOT constitute a proper table, therefore this match will continue! Have a nice day!

/me starts arguing with Foley......

[Jamsque]

/me grabs the belt off aragorn, and gives it to security.

"OK you peeps, you heard the commisar (:E), this fight will continue. No more loblows, K? And aragorn, you have to put BOTH of them through tables. O, and just to spice things up a bit, here's a few gifts! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE he... hehe...he?"

/Me throws a baseball bat, a steel chair, a 2 by 4 and a guitar into the ring.

[Edited by Jamsque on 02-11-2000 at 07:28 PM]

[8 Aragorn]

/me grabs guitar and starts playing the latest Steps tune

/me wonders whether that was a bad move :E

[[C5]ACiD]

well foleys screwed him out of the title, now theres a surprise :)
/me climbs over wrecked announcer table and sits down on bombbombs unconcious husk.

[BombBomb]

/me tries to stand up groggily but there's some mofo sitting on him

/me heaves up and Acid falls off

/me picks up a glass tumbler and smashes it on the back of Acid's bonce

/me runs into the ring with a kendo stick and gets medieval on Aragorn's Candy ass

[-Parasite-]

Originally posted by 8 Aragorn


/me grabs him by the head and lifts him onto the announce table



/me ponders how Aragorn managed to get BombBomb to the annouce table when this match is meant to be a Cell match!!!

/me thinks this thread has lost it's way a little

/me thinks the last few posts since BombBombs 'Wazzup' should be ignored if this thread is gonna continue on the right track

/me leans against a turnbuckle wondering if anyone else agree's with me

:)

[*bongfish*]

wasnt it a hell in a cell table match?

a No Holds Barred Hell In A Cell Table Match


He then proceeds to run out of the cell and starts to climb up the outside


it went wrong in this post
/me jumps and grabs hold of Aragorn's ankle and start trying to pull him back down from the cage

/BombBomb get's up and grabs his other ankle, and with a hard tug, Aragorn falls with a hard thud onto the mat

/me picks up Aragorn and body slams him, I pull his legs apart and look at BombBomb

WAAAAZZZZZUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!



cos argon was on the outside but parasite thought he was climbing the inside of the cell....

my bills in the post :E

[-Parasite-]

Originally posted by *bongfish*
wasnt it a hell in a cell table match?

a No Holds Barred Hell In A Cell Table Match


He then proceeds to run out of the cell and starts to climb up the outside


it went wrong in this post
/me jumps and grabs hold of Aragorn's ankle and start trying to pull him back down from the cage

/BombBomb get's up and grabs his other ankle, and with a hard tug, Aragorn falls with a hard thud onto the mat

/me picks up Aragorn and body slams him, I pull his legs apart and look at BombBomb

WAAAAZZZZZUUUUPPPPPPP!!!!!!!



cos argon was on the outside but parasite thought he was climbing the inside of the cell....

my bills in the post :E


Nay, nay and thrice nay. Aragorn is on top of the cage, so me grabs his ankle from inside the ring, where he then get's thrown onto the mat.

Erm.... Cell? Cage?... are they the same? Me never seen a Hell in a Cell match, so me is not sure :confused:

[Edited by -Parasite- on 03-11-2000 at 01:24 PM]

[Divebomb]

Right, this is where the confusion is...

Parasite the Hell In a Cell is like a cage but the "roof" of the cage is there as well, & it covers an area wider than the ring (ie there's a room between the ring and the "walls" of the cell)

Now as the REAL power round here :wink:, what I'll decree is that what has happened is valid because someone started raising the Cell during the match - and we continue with the announce table busted and the Cell raised high in the air... Aragorn needs to put Parasite thru a table to win the belt (no chance with Divebomb there at ringside ;)) and and the Towers need to put Ara thru a table to win...

[-Parasite-]

K (soz ppl, my bad. On with the show)

/me grabs a table and push's it into the ring while BombBomb whacks the seven shades out of Aragorn with the Kendo stick

/me starts to set up the table

[8 Aragorn]

Ahh but from my point of view it made sense... sort of :)

See, I thought there was a door in the hell in a cell? Cos Mankind and HHH managed to climb to the top from the outside. So the way I saw it I went through the door and I climbed almost to the top, then was pulled from the top onto the floor on the outside (most probably breaking my neck in the process) and was heabutted in the groin on the outside of the ring.

/me bows :cheese:

[BombBomb]

The door is locked in HIAC matches :E

/me whacks Aragorn to the ground and starts laying into him with the Kendo stick

WHACK WHACK WHACK!

[*bongfish*]

:laugh: :D

[Jamsque]

HEY!!!!!!! No fair! I never gave no-one a kendo stick! Authorised weapons only! Gimmie that!

/Me grabs kendo stick from :bomb::bomb: and gives him a baseball bat instead.

[BombBomb]

OoooOOOooo ta guv...

*clunk*

:dead:

/me does the Testify dance again, cos it's l337

[[C5]ACiD]

/me gets keys off outside and jumps into the cell angry as heeeeeelllllll
/me slaps bombomb around and puts him on table
/me drags aragon up the side of the cell and we begin to fight it out on top
/me kicks aragon in the gut and put his head between my knees
/me last ride's aragon right through the top of the cell
through bombomb, through the table hes lying on and then they both go through the bottom of the ring.
/me RRROOOOAAARRRRRRSSSS
aragon was on top so...
"Your winner and new wwf champion, ARAGON>"
/me doesnt notice parasite climbing up the side of the cell
kurt angle runs out looking angry that the champ wasnt involved in the title match :)

[Edited by [C5]ACiD on 05-11-2000 at 02:29 AM]

[Jamsque]

AHEM! Who is the ref here? Security, escort this nutcase from the building.

/10 security beefs run out and drag acid away.

Now then. Aragorn, you are not the champ yet cos parasite hasnt touched wood yet.

[8 Aragorn]

"Your winner and new wwf champion, ARAGON"

/me kicks Lilian Garcia in the nuts for not announcing my name right

/me clobbers parasite with a baseball bat and sets him on the table

/me climbs to the top of the cell and prepares to do a senton bomb through the hole in the top of the cell.....

[joechew]

/me runs in from backstage and very quickly scales the side of the cage, gets to top and throws Aragorn 15ft to the floor

!BOOM!

[[C5]ACiD]

/me realises that he tabled the wrong one! DOH
/me stares around looking down at the hole in the ring where bombbomb and aragorn are laying.
jr screams "no dont do it, dont do something you'll regret your whole life"
king shouts "he cant do this, no, come on ref you hebnerite"

/me does dartdive through hole in cell, right through to the floor under the ring.

*sickening crack is heard from beneath the ring as i land*

[Parasite-old]

/me props myself up against a turnbuckle and ponders on what is actually meant to be happening

/me decide's that this has gone on far to long

/me looks at Divey and wonders if it's worth closing this thread as things are getting a bit too confusing now

/me sighs

[BombBomb]

Agreed.

I shall close this shambled thread :E

[Edited by BombBomb on 06-11-2000 at 12:49 AM]