One Time

[Slam]

I once saw 2 fish luvin in a bucket
Which took me by surprise
Then I saw a big sweaty bloke
And wondered...
"Who ate all the pies?"

:emb:

Q. What's white and slides across the floor?
A. Come Dancing.

(I believe that's only slightly amusing if you say this out loud and you're either A) In a directors meeting B) In a pub)

[Slam]

I am a shaggy dog called Bob Trousers,
And often romp in the park on my own.
I sometimes sneak up on french poodles
Sniff their butt and then scarper back home.


[Edited by Slam on 19-10-2000 at 10:14 PM]

[Slam]

I am the funny postman,
I'm thin and tall and happy.
I often pinch sweets from little kids
and kick them up the nappy.