Top Ten Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Dog

[Hazlo]

1. If it itches, you can reach it. And no matter where it itches, no one will be offended if you scratch it in public.

2. No one notices if you have hair growing in weird places as you get older.

3. Personal hygiene is a blast: No one expects you to take a bath every day, and you don't even have to comb your own hair.

4. Having a wet nose is considered a sign of good health.

5. No one thinks less of you for passing gas. Some people might actually think you're cute.

6. Who needs a big home entertainment system? A bone or an old shoe can entertain you for hours.

7. You can spend hours just smelling stuff.

8. No one ever expects you to pay for lunch or dinner. You never have to worry about table manners, and if you gain weight, it's someone else's fault.

9. It doesn't take much to make you happy. You're always excited to see the same old people. All they have to do is leave the room for five minutes and come back.

10. Every garbage can looks like a cold buffet to you.

[Wraith Ed]

11. You can reach your genital organ using your own mouth :naughty:

[anth]

12. u can sniff yer own arse.
(erm not exactly sure why i said that but erm
who cares.)

['Bat*21']

Wraith m8, you are totally twisted m8 lol

[Tesla]

13. You can take a dump wherever, whenever you like, even on the living room floor, and get somone else to clean it up.

14. After licking your arse you can go ahead and lick somone else's face and they think it's cute.

15. You can watch any old crap on the telly, and everyone thinks your intelligent for doing so.

16. You can bite the postman, chase him down the street, and be praised for protecting your owners home.

17. Feeling a little horny? No problem, make love to somone's leg and watch everyone laugh about it.

18. You can drag your owner out in all weathers just because you feel like a walk. It's his duty to take to you.

19. You get to sit in front of the fire on a cold day, and no one complains your soaking up all the heat.

20. If your very lucky, you get to make love to different bitches, and your owner encourages you to do so, he will even get paid for it.