top 10 reasons why a bike is better than woman.

[anth]

1)u can ride a bike anyday of the week.
2)u dont have to buy it flowers.
3)they dont moan.
4)they dont run away with someone else.
5)they r probably greatful if u buy them a new part(lol :)
6)u dont have to take them places that they want to go.
7)bikes is classed as a sport and we luv sports dont we.
8)u dont have to help them around the house.
9)not sure.
10)pretty much sums em up eh lads.

[[Borg] Instinct]

Originally posted by anth
4)they dont run away with someone else.


What if it gets nicked?

['Bat*21']

Originally posted by anth
3)they dont moan.
My old one does...well its more of a squeek, until you press the break :{

[[Borg] Instinct]

Originally posted by anth
1)u can ride a bike anyday of the week.


Not if has been nicked <see above>

[XRobList]

Originally posted by anth
8)u dont have to help them around the house.

You do if it drops mud when you bring it inside

[anth]

lol ok if u over look those small things :)

['Johnnie' Johnson]

And a bike can't **** your brains out (insert word of choice).

[Sgt H0MER]

This is a thread I like,
10 things to do with a bike,
But I came a cropper,
When I whipped out me Chopper,
And now I'm in a cell I don't like!

[Sgt H0MER]

(Oops double post)

[Edited by Sgt H0MER on 19-11-2000 at 10:13 PM]

['Bat*21']

lol homer, you crack me up m8 totally :)