Hazlo
19-12-2000, 12:38
A panda walks into a busy restaurant, sits down and
orders a meal. After he's finished eating, he pulls out
a gun and starts shooting at everyone. People are
screaming, and ducking, and everyone is terrified for
their lives.
The owner of the restaurant comes over to
the panda and tells him to stop. The panda looks at him
and says, "I'm a panda. That's what I do. Look it up in
the encyclopedia." And with that he turns and walks out.
The owner goes and gets an encyclopedia, and looks up
"panda". Beside it he finds the description: "Native of
China. Large furry mammal. Eats shoots and leaves."
orders a meal. After he's finished eating, he pulls out
a gun and starts shooting at everyone. People are
screaming, and ducking, and everyone is terrified for
their lives.
The owner of the restaurant comes over to
the panda and tells him to stop. The panda looks at him
and says, "I'm a panda. That's what I do. Look it up in
the encyclopedia." And with that he turns and walks out.
The owner goes and gets an encyclopedia, and looks up
"panda". Beside it he finds the description: "Native of
China. Large furry mammal. Eats shoots and leaves."