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Which sketch on the Fast Show is your favourite???
Mine is good ol' Bob Fleming.:cool:
mr_grumpy_man
02-01-2001, 01:47
[sound of pneumatic drills] so I dived behind the bush [juddering of central heating] "I'll have a P please Bob" [food processor] amazed at what she can do with a ping pong ball and an empty milk bottle [herd of stampeding wilberbeast]... which was nice :E
Easileigh
02-01-2001, 13:57
ralph and ted man, that is sooo funny! just like a terribly English smithers and mr burns.
or maybe Jesse.....
Rah the Fast Show is gr8
/me likes the two old men, i want to be like that when im older.
:)
I've never liked Ralph and Ted.
But that guy who's always drunk is my fave. Oh, and that bloke who goes mad when he's painting.
BLACK! It's all black!
starscream
03-01-2001, 05:54
the old guy in the chair who only gives half sentances
& the Jazz guy - NICE !
Originally posted by Y2D
But that guy who's always drunk is my fave.
That's who I was talking about. The old guy in the chair.
"You know Paul, watching the Fast Show is very much like making love to a beatiful woman........."
Swiss Tony is mot definatly the best, or maybe....
"Ethe thetha, ethe thetha, etha chris waddle, scorchio!"
"Welcome to JAZZ CLUB, Great"
..."and while rummiging in the loft we found the original copy of the Bible, which was nice!!!"
Scorchio!
Did anyone see - THE LAST EVER FAST SHOW PART 1???
1.-"Big Issue!"
2.-"Bless You"
1.-"Big Issue"
2.-"Bless You"
1.-"Please don't do that"
1.-"Big Issue"
2.-Gusentheit!
(punch!!!)
Excellent! :cool:
That was class :laugh:
I've forgotten his name, but that character also did the flight simulator thing where Dora (Sp?), was made 2 sit in that chair 4 11 hours, and the practical joke 1 about being fired. They were hilarious.
1 - Whaddya think about that new internet thing then...?
2 - Bunch a bollocks innit.
:laugh::laugh:
You're all wrong. Best thing in The Fast Show is Simon Day - you know, Dave Angel, Eco Warrior? Competitive Dad? That bloke who sits on the girder and says "Yeah, American fella, can't do the accent - 'vot are you doink' etc.
I'll get me coat
Yep - 8Ace is talkin some real sense kid - schools in.
Simon Day is the shiznit.
The sketch where paul whitehouse plays an aging american redneck with a little chihuahua dog and the dog puts on a hat that says "yor mi frend" is incredibly good too... quite possibly the sketch i would choose to save the planet if aliens ever threatened to blow us up unless we showed them a funny sketch.
WeaselFierce
19-01-2001, 22:55
Originally posted by 8Ace
You're all wrong. Best thing in The Fast Show is Simon Day - you know, Dave Angel, Eco Warrior? Competitive Dad? That bloke who sits on the girder and says "Yeah, American fella, can't do the accent - 'vot are you doink' etc.
I'll get me coat
I'm with you on that. He created some of the greatest stuff there is.
That's amazing quotes:-
"Sorry, mate. That's a sh!t fly!"
"Next week on 'That's Amazing' -- bats. Are they really blind or are they just taking the p!ss!!"
It's...black.Black!Like the tunnel of chaos that leads into the chasm of doom!BLACK!
Fedededededede Chris Waddle sminky pinky Futha Mukka!
Nice Dimmocks!
BombBomb
21-01-2001, 06:27
Hi, I'm Ed Winchester.
Does anybody else remember the woman in the shopping place
'Free range eggs, you know their just the same as normal ones with a bit of sh1t on them'
That was funny
BombBomb
22-01-2001, 03:45
ooh
Does she take it up the poop-chute sir?
ooh
Do YOU take it up the poop-chute sir?
Does she look round and say
Ooh
aah
aah
ahh
ooh
ooh sir
suits you
ooh
:ooh:
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