daytime tv

[Jp]

Richard and Judy should be put in the boot of a car and pushed into the river thames...discuss!

[Firenze]

i disagree, i think the car should be placed into a large hydraulic press
and their show sould be replaced by hardcore reindeer pr0n

[starscream]

after which the car would have to be in the audience for a live rehersal of Anne Robinson interveiwing Olympia Dukakis then it should be escorted to a nuclear test site via an unexploded mine field where the car could be strapped to the side of one of the bombs & it explodes over Iraqui airspace & they are recoverd & as only their heads are functioning they are split up where Richard ( HEad :laugh: )has to listen to the 'womans problems' of a bunch of demented incontant pensioners from his home town & judys still functioning head should be used as an enema device to cure constipated hippopotomases, & when the heads are between jons then they should be forced to watch the gay hardcore kiddie reindeer porn which took over their TV schedule.


At least reindeers dont drop their dresses ( unless its in a porno )

[Jp]

sounds like a plan....I'll get me pen!!!:wink:

[davs123]

If you don't like Richard and Judy on "This Morning", the you should watch Jenny Jones on Sky 1. It rocks!

[Karen]

Are you lot mad? Richard and Judy are da bomb. I think it's really funny when they argue on air or when Richard talks about their sex life and Judy cringes.

[-[Raven]-]

WIEPOUT OWNS j00o!!!111

[Jp]

Sex life? no they dont do it, Richard looks frusted and slobbers over all the models on the program. Mind you the way judy shakes all the time because shes nervous...now that could be useful...just have to put a bag over her head and think of Denise Richards ooooeeer...I gotta go do....something....:eek:

[Firenze]

:laugh: