DANATH
24-11-1999, 21:02
> 125 Things Never To Say During Sex
>
> 1)is it in?
> 2)that's it?
> 3)you've got to be kidding me.
> 4)(phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you?
> 5)do i have to pay for this?
> 6)do i have to call you tomorrow?
> 7)oh momma, momma!
> http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifoh dadda, dadda!
> 9)you look better in the dark.
> 10)this is much better than my last girl/boyfriend.
> 11)i thought that goes in the other hole....
> 12)don't tell my husband/wife.
> 13)you have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it).
> 14)this sucks.
> 15)can you finish now? i have a meeting...
> 16)i hope you don't expect a raise for this...
> 17)i think you might get the job for this.
> 1 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifdamn! is that all you know what to do.
> 19)did i tell you, i have herpes?
> 20)now we must get married.
> 21) hurry up, the games about to start.
> 22)i'm hungry.
> 23)i'm thirsty.
> 24)zzzzzzzzzzzz.
> 25)are you trying to be funny?
> 26)can i have a ride home after this?
> 27)are those real?
> 2 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifby the way, i want to break up.
> 29)is that smell coming from you?
> 30)haven't you ever done this before?
> 31)wow!! i've never seen those before (then grope wildly).
> 32)do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
> 33)you're so much like your sister....
> 34)your mom's cute.
> 35)what's your name again?
> 36)do i have to be here in the morning?
> 37)a second time? i barely stayed awake the first time!
> 3 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifbut you just started!!
> 39)you're about as good as a 9 year old, and i should know!!
> 40)don't touch that!!
> 41)can we order a pizza?
> 42)i think my dad is listening at the door.
> 43)smile for the camera, honey!!!
> 44)take off that damn monkey glove!!
> 45)get your hand out of there!!
> 46)i think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
> 47)i knew you wore a padded bra!!
> 4 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifcover me boys, i'm going in!!!
> 49)DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
> 50)Fire one!
> 51)God, that is small!!
> 52)hold on, let me change the channel...
> 53)who smells like fish?
> 54)is it o.k. if my mom (and/or dad) joins in?
> 55)your best-friend does it much better.
> 56)hope you don't mind i left my boots on.
> 57)hurry up, the motor's runnin'.
> 5 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifyou're fogging up the wind-shield.
> 59)can i borrow 5 bucks?
> 60)what the hell noise was that?!
> 61)stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
> 62)shut up, bitch! (worse if the girl says it)
> 63)you know, you're not really attractive.
> 64)i'm sorry, i was not listening.
> 65)what, oh yea, i love you too, now let me concentrate!!
> 66)stop interrupting me!!
> 67)i have to go to the bathroom.
> 6 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifdid i leave the iron on?
> 69)your breath is funky.
> 70)(start singing Green Day).
> 71)is it o.k. if i call someone, its o.k. though, keep going....
> 72)its ok honey, i can imagine that its bigger.
> 73)god i wish you were a real woman.
> 74)why can't you ever shave your legs?
> 75)by the way, when i drove over here, i ran over your dog....
> 76)oh Susan, susan... i mean donna.... sh1t.
> 77)your breast milk is like my mom's....
> 7 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifyou're hairy!!
> 79)your "happy trail" led me to a dead end.
> 80)is it o.k. if i never see you again?
> 81)did i forget to tell you i got worms from my cat?
> 82)don't make that face at me!
> 83)all of a sudden i have a headache.
> 84)you're boring.
> 85)i like your tits.
> 86)suck my dick, bitch.
> 87)how much do i owe you?
> 8 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifHow come we each have a pen1s?
> 89)of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me!
> 90)your ass is hairy (the guy says this).
> 91)just use your finger, its bigger.
> 92)does your family have to watch?
> 93)no problem, we'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.
> 94)get off me, i'll do it myself!!!!
> 95)can you hold this sandwich for me?
> 96)you're as soft as a sheep, inside and out.
> 97)the only reason i'm doing this is because i'm drunk.
> 9 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifmy mom taught me this.....
> 99)how cute... peach fuzz!
> 100)Damn girl! my tits are bigger than yours!
> 101)should i ask why you're bleeding?
> 102)this is my pet rat, larry....
> 103)if you can't do it, i'll find someone else who can!
> 104)i haven't had this much sex since i was a hooker!
> 105)i was once a woman...
> 106)wanna see me take out my glass eye?
> 107)no i don't love your mind, i can't grab that!!
> 10 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifis it o.k. if i tell my friends about this?
> 109)i'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
> 110)you wanted me to use a condom?
> 111)you're no better than my brother!!
> 112)mooooo!!
> 113)Fire in the hole!!!
> 114)i wanna see how many quarters i can fit in there.
> 115)hurry up, i'm late for a date.
> 116)o.k. start...oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE??!!
> 117)you ever see basic instinct?
> 11 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifi'm out of condoms, can i use a sock?
> 119)don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.
> 120)Did i tell you where my cold sore came from?
> 121)you got boogies showing.
> 122)(start reciting the 10 commandments).
> 123)i think i just went to the bathroom on your bed.
> 124)of course i don't love you.
> 125)let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t.
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>
> 1)is it in?
> 2)that's it?
> 3)you've got to be kidding me.
> 4)(phone rings) hello? oh nothing and you?
> 5)do i have to pay for this?
> 6)do i have to call you tomorrow?
> 7)oh momma, momma!
> http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifoh dadda, dadda!
> 9)you look better in the dark.
> 10)this is much better than my last girl/boyfriend.
> 11)i thought that goes in the other hole....
> 12)don't tell my husband/wife.
> 13)you have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it).
> 14)this sucks.
> 15)can you finish now? i have a meeting...
> 16)i hope you don't expect a raise for this...
> 17)i think you might get the job for this.
> 1 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifdamn! is that all you know what to do.
> 19)did i tell you, i have herpes?
> 20)now we must get married.
> 21) hurry up, the games about to start.
> 22)i'm hungry.
> 23)i'm thirsty.
> 24)zzzzzzzzzzzz.
> 25)are you trying to be funny?
> 26)can i have a ride home after this?
> 27)are those real?
> 2 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifby the way, i want to break up.
> 29)is that smell coming from you?
> 30)haven't you ever done this before?
> 31)wow!! i've never seen those before (then grope wildly).
> 32)do you know what some female spiders do after sex?
> 33)you're so much like your sister....
> 34)your mom's cute.
> 35)what's your name again?
> 36)do i have to be here in the morning?
> 37)a second time? i barely stayed awake the first time!
> 3 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifbut you just started!!
> 39)you're about as good as a 9 year old, and i should know!!
> 40)don't touch that!!
> 41)can we order a pizza?
> 42)i think my dad is listening at the door.
> 43)smile for the camera, honey!!!
> 44)take off that damn monkey glove!!
> 45)get your hand out of there!!
> 46)i think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
> 47)i knew you wore a padded bra!!
> 4 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifcover me boys, i'm going in!!!
> 49)DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
> 50)Fire one!
> 51)God, that is small!!
> 52)hold on, let me change the channel...
> 53)who smells like fish?
> 54)is it o.k. if my mom (and/or dad) joins in?
> 55)your best-friend does it much better.
> 56)hope you don't mind i left my boots on.
> 57)hurry up, the motor's runnin'.
> 5 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifyou're fogging up the wind-shield.
> 59)can i borrow 5 bucks?
> 60)what the hell noise was that?!
> 61)stop moaning, you sound so stupid.
> 62)shut up, bitch! (worse if the girl says it)
> 63)you know, you're not really attractive.
> 64)i'm sorry, i was not listening.
> 65)what, oh yea, i love you too, now let me concentrate!!
> 66)stop interrupting me!!
> 67)i have to go to the bathroom.
> 6 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifdid i leave the iron on?
> 69)your breath is funky.
> 70)(start singing Green Day).
> 71)is it o.k. if i call someone, its o.k. though, keep going....
> 72)its ok honey, i can imagine that its bigger.
> 73)god i wish you were a real woman.
> 74)why can't you ever shave your legs?
> 75)by the way, when i drove over here, i ran over your dog....
> 76)oh Susan, susan... i mean donna.... sh1t.
> 77)your breast milk is like my mom's....
> 7 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifyou're hairy!!
> 79)your "happy trail" led me to a dead end.
> 80)is it o.k. if i never see you again?
> 81)did i forget to tell you i got worms from my cat?
> 82)don't make that face at me!
> 83)all of a sudden i have a headache.
> 84)you're boring.
> 85)i like your tits.
> 86)suck my dick, bitch.
> 87)how much do i owe you?
> 8 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifHow come we each have a pen1s?
> 89)of course you can't be on top, you're too fat, you'll kill me!
> 90)your ass is hairy (the guy says this).
> 91)just use your finger, its bigger.
> 92)does your family have to watch?
> 93)no problem, we'll try again later when you can satisfy me too.
> 94)get off me, i'll do it myself!!!!
> 95)can you hold this sandwich for me?
> 96)you're as soft as a sheep, inside and out.
> 97)the only reason i'm doing this is because i'm drunk.
> 9 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifmy mom taught me this.....
> 99)how cute... peach fuzz!
> 100)Damn girl! my tits are bigger than yours!
> 101)should i ask why you're bleeding?
> 102)this is my pet rat, larry....
> 103)if you can't do it, i'll find someone else who can!
> 104)i haven't had this much sex since i was a hooker!
> 105)i was once a woman...
> 106)wanna see me take out my glass eye?
> 107)no i don't love your mind, i can't grab that!!
> 10 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifis it o.k. if i tell my friends about this?
> 109)i'm sobering up and you're getting ugly!
> 110)you wanted me to use a condom?
> 111)you're no better than my brother!!
> 112)mooooo!!
> 113)Fire in the hole!!!
> 114)i wanna see how many quarters i can fit in there.
> 115)hurry up, i'm late for a date.
> 116)o.k. start...oh! that feels so... YOU'RE DONE??!!
> 117)you ever see basic instinct?
> 11 http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/shades.gifi'm out of condoms, can i use a sock?
> 119)don't squirm, you'll spill my beer.
> 120)Did i tell you where my cold sore came from?
> 121)you got boogies showing.
> 122)(start reciting the 10 commandments).
> 123)i think i just went to the bathroom on your bed.
> 124)of course i don't love you.
> 125)let me spell it out for you, b-r-e-a-t-h m-i-n-t.
quickly leaves the forum
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