The most annoying person on tv has got to be... [Archive]

starscream

18-01-2001, 21:22

In Order here is my bottom 10-

1-'Ditzy' American Sitcom actresses
2- voice over guy from Weakest Limk
3- Andi Peters ( & all 'pop pundits' )
3- Pish Spouse ( well she has been on TV so it counts :) )
4- June Sarpong
5- ANY minor celeb who appears in 'Best Of' shows
6- Vannesa 'yes ive lost weight but Im still fat & ugly' Felch
7- Richard Madely
8- Ali G ( was good to start - now its VERY stale )
9- Denise van Outen
10- Pretensous gameshow hosts - paticullarly Cilla Black

Although my hatred for these pales in significance for the Venomous Wrath I have contained for Dominc Moron ( Sun showbiz ) & the 3 Absolute Mingers ( Mirror showbiz ) - the ARE SOOOO F*CKING ANNOYING - THEY BELIEVE EVERYTHING IS REAL & HAVE NEVER HEARD OF PR STUNTS & PRINT ARTICLES WHICH ARE CLEARLY MADE UP, & THINK PEOPLE ACTUALLY BUY SINGLES & POP GROUPS ARE TALENTED - ARGH !!!!!!

EG. new female sensations Girl Thing are tipped for good things next week, hot on the heels of a juicy rumor that ...

- yes tipped by you, you t0ssers, because their agency is conected to another company who will give you more work if you promote them for the 2 weeks before their singles are released & maybe some cash. I hate you you prats & if I ever see you I will punch youse in the face. I just cannot stand the utter tripe that they print & they sorry thibng is at times I think that they believe it - did anybody see the 3 mingers on the Big Breakfast yesterday WTF ?!?, & that pic that appears of Dominic at the top of the Bizzare page makes my blood boil anytime I see it grrrr!
Actually I could go on all night about the annoyance that these 4 demons bring on me but its not really the forum for it is it ? :)

sorry were was i ....

starscream

18-01-2001, 21:30

/me goes to an underwater singles bar to try & pick up a one eyed, smelly breathed, MacIntosh wearing trout!

I quite like Carol Smilie :)

Karen

18-01-2001, 22:15

Got to agree with Graham Norton, he isn't just gay, he's camp and thats what puts me off.

as for the rest:
pish spouse :laugh: agreed
vannesa, I should have put her on my list too.
Denise Van Outen, Can't stand the sight of her. She wears far too much make up and is more of a lad than chris Evans.
Evans used to be ok but now he's a dipstick.

Carol Smilie? next you'll be telling me you like Carol Vordamans new hair do.:P

starscream

19-01-2001, 00:01

how to say hilarious like Norton -

( start with 2 hands up like you are going to catch a football ) HILLLLLLLLLLL - ( swipe hands downwards VERY fast & campish ) AAAAAAAAAIRRR - I - USSsss ( now make your eyes bug out )

Nope not a big fan of the new Look Carol, though ive always found her strangely attractive in a middle aged way under a certain light & some of the dresses she wears in Countdown these days appear to have VERY adventurous splits to them.

/me was disgusted that Mysteries with Carol Voderman ( BBC1 ) wasnt a programme about why she was all over the papers last year

Also how can that fat wee c()nt Ed from the Big Breakfast reckon its a good idea to shove that no talent wh0re Denise all over our TVs 1st thing in the morning when the delectable Donna Air is sitting in the corner ?

Karen

19-01-2001, 00:33

Donna Air is cool but I prefer Lisa Tarbuck but NOT in THAT way:E

So do you think Big Breakfast has had it's day now or can it start from scratch again?

If you could choose any two famous people to present BB, who would it be?

starscream

19-01-2001, 01:08

the breakfast stopped being fresh ( no,thats not a bad pun ) about half way through the time lisa left, Johnnys jokes just became aimed at the crew with a lot of the crew only seeming to laugh so they would get on TV, & alot were ongoing jokes which didnt translate well to make good TV ( the bigs - sideburns, being british, coats for men, Richard Bacon ). then they brought celebrity slut denise t1ts outen back & the show went waaaay downhill - fast

my ideal presenters - Jonathon Ross & Robin Quivers ( from Howard Stern show ) - with Donna still in the background, Trevor McDonald reading the news plus Kelly Brook & Liz Hurley doing the outside reports :naughty:

Karen

19-01-2001, 01:45

jonathan Woss, good call. Not seen the Howard Stern show but I've see Private Parts so I kind a know who your talking about.

19-01-2001, 08:24

Richard....

Bacon
Whiteley
Madely
Stilgoe....

Basically anyone named Richard they are all a bunch of DIcks!!!:laugh:

starscream

19-01-2001, 09:55

ROFL :laugh:

I dont mind Whitely too much because as far as nervous channel 4 afternoon tv quiz show hosts go, hes more than capable. :)

benji_1955

19-01-2001, 10:26

Wossy might get his todge out though *puke*!

mr_grumpy_man

19-01-2001, 10:30

Me...

Seriously, I was on TV in Hong Kong as a nipper on a program called 'Just when you thought you knew everything' (don't ask, it seemed a good idea at the time, and I'm sure the title isn't intentionally trying to mock early-teens).

I watch the tape we have of it now (well, I'm kinda forced by my parents... :{) and I annoy the fluff out of me :E

benji_1955

19-01-2001, 13:05

Send me a copy, sounds commical, i also have appeared on telly, unfortunately i was on for like a second in a sunday league footie match and they managed to catch me being lobbed!

WeaselFierce

19-01-2001, 22:50

Most annoying person? Singular!? Come on! There's too many to choose from! I hate all the annoying gob-sh!te presenters on every channel who achieve celebrity status and earn vast sums of money despite contributing not one iota of talent or creativity and simply bask in the achievement that they can incessently talk absolute b@llocks for hour on end without ever pausing for breath or letting anyone else with (perhaps) something interesting to say to get a bloody word in edgeways and basically annoying the p!ss out of viewers who only tuned in to watch the latest episode of Rugrats for f#cks sake!!! I HATE them!!! They should all BURN Goddamnit!!!!!!! :angry:

(and relax.... :dozey: )

starscream

19-01-2001, 23:00

as long as that doesnt include Gameshow Maestro Roy Walker, ironically enough after hosting catchphrase ( its Crap now though ) all his between-guesses banter became catchphrases of their own

Its good but its not right
say what ya see
the audience knows it, dont ya audience ?
All to play for ( ready money round :) )

& he was great in Phoenix Nights last weekend

Reality

20-01-2001, 01:52

its that annoying woman from that food and drink progam, Gilly/Jilly something??

skin crawling time :(

Anthea Turner is a close second, which is a bit of a shame as she used be ok on Saturday morning ids TV. Then came the fame.....

mr_grumpy_man

20-01-2001, 01:57

Jilly Goulden? Saaaain like that. Yup, she bugs.

starscream

20-01-2001, 16:41

did anybody ever se that clip of Antheas hair getting set on fire after the motorbike blasted out from behind her years ago, I laughed for ages & then felt a bit disgusted ... the bike shouldve hit her

If anybody wants it I can e-mail it to them :)

Firenze

20-01-2001, 23:12

Dale Winton
Sara Cox
Anne Robinson

starscream

20-01-2001, 23:27

hey - on TV ms.Cox is VERY good, but on the radio she closely rivals Zoe Ball & Bruno Brookes for sheer annoyance !

Sara Cox = Eye Candy ( with a funny chin, right enough though )

Reality

21-01-2001, 04:34

yeah I remember that Starscream, but them were the days when I liked her....

BombBomb

21-01-2001, 06:21

Jamie f*cking Theakston

He used to be a kiddie-fiddler....ooops I mean kiddie-TV presenter....now he's a miserable bastich and hosts the immortally-shyte Top of the Pops.

And he has a f*cking stupid second name.

travis bickle

21-01-2001, 13:45

richard blackwood

he smugs about how good he is all the time but......... wheres the proof?

his music absolutely blows, his comedy show is reall bad and his presenting on mtv sucks. #

'whos the man?'

Not you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[FSA]sLiPkNoT

27-01-2001, 20:26

Im with BombBomB Jamie Theakston is the biggest ****in tosser to ever grace the ****in planet.DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BITCH.....oops maybe that was a bit over the top but he does need a major slap.

mr_grumpy_man

30-01-2001, 15:04

Following on from another thread I've decided that (currently) Darius "I've got strange facial hair and like singing like a girly" wotshisface is the most annoying person on TV/Radio/newspapers... etc...

Karen

30-01-2001, 15:46

I haven't seen that popstars thing but from what I've read in the papers, I'll have to agree with you.

Denham

31-01-2001, 13:52

Has to be Dale Winton hes very annoying :angry:
How the hell did he get to become a presenter??

starscream

31-01-2001, 15:38

Sexual favours to producers of Supermarket Sweep :cheese:

dont forget people who have become minor celebrities due to real-life shows eg.

Big Brothers Nicola
Driving Schools Maureen
Jane 40 chins McDonald
Gay dude from Airport
that twat darius ( Future cabaret star )

he has all the neccasasry requirements to do cabaret - swings to & fro when singing, says uhm & ah in the middle of songs if there are no words, butchers proper songs into his own 'style', cant play any instruments, thinks hes better than he actually is - And ive only seen the show once !

mr_grumpy_man

01-02-2001, 02:23

Originally posted by starscream

that toad darius ( Future cabaret star )

Hope so - it's exactly what he deserves :E

Gopher

12-02-2001, 09:30

Originally posted by ~-_Avenging Angel_-~
Donna Air is cool but I prefer Lisa Tarbuck

OOOOH Nice Mental Image!!!!

but NOT in THAT way:E

Dammit you ruined it :E:)

Karen

12-02-2001, 16:36

thats cos I prefer Donna Air in THAT way. :)

Firenze

14-02-2001, 17:30

Richard fluffing bacon :mad:
he's just a 2@

Monkey Fool

14-02-2001, 20:27

Originally posted by soulessminion oforthadoxy
graham norton

"im homosexual, isnt is hillarious??"

NO! IT ISNT!!! WHY THE HELL WOULD IT BE?!?!?!

i hate him
i have nothing at all against homosexuals, i just dont see what is at all funny about it.

*confused minion*

NIce one that's what I came in here 2 say!!!

Or Chris Evans. TW@ that he is.

:monkee:

the flying nun

16-02-2001, 20:39

male(i think) = julian clary

female = cilla black

these are the reason god invented the firing sqaud:E

Firenze

15-03-2001, 20:13

OMFG!!!!!!!! that woman off techno games
just STFU!!!!!! U ARE ANNOYING SOD OFF AND TAKE YOUR FLUFFING LEGO ROBOTS WITH YOU~ >:(

Josh

15-03-2001, 21:59

The most annoying people? Profesoor Noel Sharky, I can't stand his voice

And the guy who stands in for Richard BAcon on BB, I mean RB is annoying enough, how they got somebody worse is amazing

Firenze

16-03-2001, 19:00

:laugh:

=KoolMoD=

20-03-2001, 21:27

Donna Air is a complete vacuum of talent and personality. She is sooooooo dull she makes Amanda Byram look interesting.

Dunno if you knew this, but Donna Air asked The Corrs how they met...

BRING BACK JOHNNY!

Ironman_Tim

24-03-2001, 22:30

I don't like any gay people on TV they all annoy me. I just HATE homosexuals(even lesbians).........sue me.

Firenze

25-03-2001, 01:09

hmmmmmmmz
why?
is it their attitude or do you simply not like them for what they are?

Ironman_Tim

25-03-2001, 02:21

I don't believe it's right to be gay. The same way Catholics don't. It's disgusting. Even worse is that nowadays people like Graham Norton and co flaunt it in our face all day.

DCLXVI

25-03-2001, 03:47

Jamie Oliver, for his cringe-worthy mockneyisms 'Cor pukka blimey Jules, get a loada that.. <dies>'.

That woman whose name escapes me but is on all those crap changing rooms type of programs, and has that REALLY ANNOYING VOICE whereby she starts every sentence normally and by the end goes down to a mid-low pitch drone. You must know the one..

I'm sorry, but I quite like Graham Norton.. he may be camp enough to make you want to hit him, but he IS a funny guy.

John Leslie's an annoying sod, but even worse is his sidekick, the poof who stands on the stage miming with all the prizes.. I just hope he hates every second of his job, otherwise he doesn't deserve to live.

Anne Robinson - do I need a reason? I was so happy to find out that she was being questioned by the police for the whole Welsh-into-room-101 thing.

Richard Blackwood - I don't know whether he's ever read his passport, but he's NOT A fluffING YANK so what makes him insist on acting (poorly) like one.

Anyone who is, or has ever been, or has contemplated being, or does not pity the concept of being in a boy band/other cheesy commercial pop band should not be allowed anywhere near a TV camera.

Cat Deeley, damn fine though she is, should be prohibited from ever saying anything - I remember there was this one competition on MTV select she did once:

Cat: OK, to win <prize>, answer this question: what are the three main constituents of air?
Caller: Nitrogen, oxygen and CO2.
Cat: <puzzled look> CO2?
(Caller explains)
Cat: Ah, trying to confuse me with your technical jargon..

Finally, I wouldn't say Paul Merton's annoying, but he totally ruined Room 101 - it was one of the best shows when Nick Hancheese hosted it, but it plummeted into mediocrity after Merton came into power.

(LOL just previewed this.. nick hancheese indeed.)

Egit

31-03-2001, 09:43

yep, everything u say is rite m8:)

There is 1 person who really gets on my nerves. Some1 that hosts a travel show in the day at 12:30pm on BBc1, then does a quiz show at 1pm on ITV, and she is a bit fat, and looks slightly "coloured" with large tits, u know who i mean?

Louisthe1st

07-04-2001, 17:38

Anne Robinson is the most annoying person on t.v full stop.

You are the weakest link...Goodbye!

:trooper:

Normandy

10-04-2001, 16:55

The most annoying people on television are Donna Air (cos shes a trout, need I say more), that other woman on the Big Breakfast - dunno her name, but I've seen more presenting talent in a tin of rancid tomatoes; and that woman off Watchdog - Charlotte or whatever her name is, shes annoying as well, just her smile I think tis most grimace-worthy.
/me sighs, glad to get that off chest :)
Oh and Trevor Francis aswell, they who think he's a good football commentator are clearly nut-aero's.

benji_1955

11-04-2001, 11:07

I hate Trevor Francis too. Why you ask?

1. I support Aston Villa.
2. When he commentates he sounds like a freekin gerbil.
3. he's talking like" we won well * loud breathe in* because *loud breathe out*....
4. He always says Birmingham Sh*ty have got a bleedin injury crisis!!!

:angry: GO HOME!!! :angry:
:angry: GO HOME!!! :angry:
:angry: GO HOME!!! :angry:
:angry: GO HOME!!! :angry:

Relieve a bit of strees :imubash:

CALM! :dozey:

kev2000

15-04-2001, 16:45

If any of you have ONDigital and watch Breeze/Men&Motors, there is a programme called Big Bang (or something like that), and the presenter, Natasha Vale is the most annoying person on earth IMO, her voice is whiny and cringe-inducing, she can't keep still, always flailing her arms like a chimp, she just p|isses me off I can't watch that program because of her, :angry:

If any of you watch it or know what I'm on about I'm sure you'll agree.

Kev

DizMatt

18-04-2001, 16:27

I think Graham Norton is hilarious..he hates the format of his show apparantly but there you go.
yes, he's gay, and yes, he's camp but it's not that bad compared to other people...he doesn't act like he's on a crusade or anything like Elton John does when he gets on TV.

Anne Robinson should be tried to a railtrack and watched whilst she is dismembered.
Richard Blackwood, is amusing but really really thinks he's cooler than he is IMO, although he can have a laugh at himself too.
is it Lisa Riley? the new Jeremy Beadle replacement..arrgh...and as for Cilla...GIVE HER BACK HER OLD NOSE!
thank goodness Chris Evans has stuck to radio, he has the perfect face for it....even if he is marrying Billie Piper!!! ROFWL! :laugh:

DizMatt

18-04-2001, 16:31

http://www.thesun.co.uk/news/13601751
LOL Anne RObinson needs a minder :)

Yowie

22-04-2001, 12:55

Even worse is that nowadays people like Graham Norton and co flaunt it in our face all day.

I think you’ll find campy comedians have been part of British culture since the end of WWII. It’s kind of a British tradition.

I just HATE homosexuals (even lesbians).........sue me.

Ahhhhhh I think someone needs a hug. :kiss:

Uranium

22-04-2001, 18:23

Originally posted by soulessminion oforthadoxy
graham norton

Got to agree with you there!

TheSpaceCowboy

22-04-2001, 18:48

Your all wrong the most annoying person on tv is ...

The stupid little guy with a scotland flag and a ford badge painted on his face at the start of sky sports ford scottish football ! :angry: GIT !

Oh and stupid connie from AOL ads :angry:

Uranium

23-04-2001, 15:40

Got to admit the AOL adverts take the pi55 :angry:

PandaPop

26-04-2001, 15:07

lawrence ****ing lewellen wankstain bowen

[Edited by PandaPop on 26-04-2001 at 03:26 PM]

Karen

26-04-2001, 15:29

AND WE HAVE A WINNER!!!

Normandy

26-04-2001, 15:41

Anyone else think that woman from the AOL adverts is quite tasty? :sexyinternetdress:
:E

Rikishi

26-04-2001, 17:52

I haven't read the whole thread, but i would vote for Dale Winton.

TheSpaceCowboy

26-04-2001, 18:18

Originally posted by Normandy
Anyone else think that woman from the AOL adverts is quite tasty? :sexyinternetdress:
:E

Have you lost your mind ? Shes a ugly bint ! Who cuts their hair with a bowl ?

The dress could be made good with certin types of web pages on it ! :naughty:

Karen

10-05-2001, 09:00

I think she's nice but that dress is annoying. :)

and yes, I am just topping this thread so it isn't cast to oblivion. :E

Budweiser

11-05-2001, 02:06

My list of most annoying people on TV is:

Jamie Theakston - for reasons explained by previous people.

Sonya from Eastenders - she is just soooo nagging and is always intervening and f00king things up for Jamie, if i had a bird that annoying she would we dumped straight away.

I also find that woman from the AOL advert a bit annoying, maybe its her voice and that 'bowl' style haircut, or just the fact its AOL. Allthough she would be a good shag if she kept her mouth shut and if you could get her dress to scroll p0rn :E.

Renaissance

Karen

22-05-2001, 10:53

Speaking of annoying people, I hear Ruby Wax is to host another show. Time to head for the hills me thinks.

TheSpaceCowboy

22-05-2001, 15:35

Id like to add the annoying old woman from the tesco ads to my list !

As for Ruby Wax she can be very funny but she keeps doing these talk shows and they are total crap ! :(

Connie :angry:

Normandy

23-05-2001, 10:27

Well I'd give that Connie from the AOL adverts a good browsing if she let me :P

Also Ruby Wax is ok, who isnt however is that bloody annoying Donna Air, wot a large trout she is.

Roger Ramjet

29-05-2001, 21:27

Yeah, I'd give that Connie one! (out of ten)

Annoying git of the year has got 2 be Mathew Kelly from ITV's "Stars in there eyes" I'm sure he thinks these people are gonna be big stars......Mathew, if they had any real talent they would have their own style and not copying someone elses.....Hello....<sound of static>

And Camp, jeez, I've seen a field of tents and teepees that aren't as camp as him.....

Also on the list...
Richard & Judy
Rolf Harris
Americans
errmmm! thats about it.

Bye

Rabbi Master

05-06-2001, 00:32

Me quite likes AOL girl. Does anyone remember curtis calls, this guy called curtis (obviously) used to go to peeps house and cook for them, or something like that. Anyway he was a complete freak sh@ggin` f*ck my uncle, tw@t headed son of a motherless goat. AAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!! :angry:

Ok, calm down, calm down.

05-06-2001, 13:44

when i came in ere, i had to think, hmm, whos annoying. i was then annoyed at me, cos i couldnt think, but i knew there was loadsa peeps.

firstly - most annoying person on tv, full stop, is jamie theakston. the guys a *****. when i see him on tv, instead of getting the urge to change the channel, i get the urge to put my fist thru the tv (of course, i neva have or would, due to me being both cheap, and a wimp:)). GRRR - he thinks hes good as well. ARGH!!!

and i get annoyed by graham norton these days. his show used to ave me in fits. but now, i dunno, the current (mite ave ended now) series, he just makes soooo much effort to remind us hes a fag every two seconds. i ave nothing against gay ppl. but i think if every second sentence of my sentences was pointing out i was straight, id piss ppl off. why can he not just be funny ne more? its not like we cant figure out hes gay - he wears curtains ffs!

hmmm - OH!!!
remember a wee while back, when johnny left the big breakfast, and they relaunched it with the two new presenters, the ugly chick with the beefburger and nipples, and the "comedian" blokeh. he used to get me in a bad mood b4 i went out in the morning (dont ask why i continued to watch it every morning til he left). ARGH, he was as bad as jamie theakston. he wasnt funny. he thought he was. he wasnt clever. he thought he was. and he always seemed to be a poor mans dermot o leary to me, without funny'ness.

TheSpaceCowboy

06-06-2001, 12:33

Originally posted by T
firstly - most annoying person on tv, full stop, is Jamie theakston.

No its Connie ! :angry:

the guys a *****.

True and it’s a good argument but its still Connie ! :P

I think Norton is quite funny but FFS how may times does he use the same jokes ! He uses the Bettys tongue , the tit pillow and that finger to stir his water joke almost every show !

Do something NEW FFS !

Karen

06-06-2001, 12:38

Originally posted by Rabbi Master
Does anyone remember curtis calls?

I think I do, if he used to wear a bow-tie then its defo the same guy and yes he was one hell of an annoying gimp.

Just the sight of him was enough to make me cringe.

Lugi@

06-06-2001, 19:30

Dale Winton and his stupid dance makes me laugh,but gay people on TV annoy me most,'xcept for Barrymore,he's great,and at least he don't act gay.

Karen

06-06-2001, 20:08

nah, he just murders people.

07-06-2001, 01:42

Lisa Reilly (youve been framed) cos women that fat should be harpooned at an early age.

Chris Evans cos he's ginger.

The original people of Big brother (particularly skinhead bird and the blonde pamela anderson wannabe with the big teef).

The volunteers of castaways.

The volunteers on living in the ironage (cos they break the rules so bloody often)

Jonathan Woss cos no one with a speech impediment that bad should be seen or heard anywhere ever.

Donna Air....nice face but shouldnt be allowed to talk...ever.

All gmtv presenters, except penny smith cos I like her :cheese:

Manufactured bands (too numerous to mention)

Fat woman that does a star search type program on bbc 1 cos she was singing badly on a ship when they gave her the presenting job when they should really have just chucked her over board.

David Mellor (just because)

Kate Hoey (woman doing a mans job...badly)

Ken Bates...father christmas lookalike with attitude

and so on and so on and......