Quoth the Raven..

[Slam]

This is really crap so just pretend it's a test post...
Still, you could always look at it as a tardy signature playground :D

"All of us are stars and deserve the right to twinkle" Marilyn Monroe
"Man needs a little madness - Or else he never dare cut the rope and be free." Unknown
"Only those who risk going too far can possibly know how far they can really go." T.S. Eliot
"If you want to know what a man is really like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals." J K Rowling
"The way to love anything is to realise it might be lost." G K Chesterton
"Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana." Groucho Marx
"It's no good running a pig farm for 30 years while saying 'I was meant to be a dancer.' By that time, pigs are your style." Quentin Crisp
"When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained." Mark Twain
"We are all born mad, some remain so." Samuel Beckett
"Even when you fall on your face, you're still moving forward." Indian Folklore
"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." Albert Einstein

ok enough already.




[Edited by Slam on 26-01-2001 at 10:13 PM]

[Mut]

"Now me lancelot and bedevere leap out of the rabbit, takin the french unarmed, and not only unarmed but completly by surprise!" Holy grail Trojan Rabbit
"No eddy! Not the bleach!" Richie
"10 Years I was in the falklands, 10 Bloody years!" Richie
"Sue carpenter ehhhurrr! *SNAP*" Richie & Eddie

/me gets dragged off sharpish before i go head fist into bottom scripts :E

"Whatever you do dont mention the war, I said it once but i think i got away with it" Basil fawlty

*yoikes*

/me is dragged away by the bbc comedy unit

[Slam]

Heh a fellow Richie & Eddie fan!! :D

"Oh look they're all waving at us down there... funny they don't seem to be using all their fingers... duck!"
"Where?"
*thunk*

"Hey Eddie! I think the old girl has got something here"
"Yeah, looks like dropsy"

"*******s!"
"What is it Eddie?"
"We've been burgled!"
"Well you very well may have young man, but I'll have you know I'm so tightly clenched... Oh I see burgled... *******S!"

and still my favourites:

"Have me! I'm a love albatross!!"

"That's a smashing blouse you've got on"

"Gas man! gas maaaan!"

:laugh:

[wetwilly1717]

Originally posted by Slam
[B]This is really crap so just pretend it's a test post...
Still, you could always look at it as a tardy signature playground :D[b]

and the signature is where?

[Mut]

"Listen DO you want to skinned and buggered alive!"
"ID LIKE TO SEE YOU TRY"

"name?"
"Edward Hitler"
"oh, any relation?"
"....er Ive got a mother"
"No i meant to Adolf"
"Yes - Thats her"

"fik orf u sad pathstic winker"
"ehuhhh i wonder what she means"

"and apparently if a pawn goes all the way he becomes a queen!"

"pork?"
"Eddy dont be so foul!"
"I was only asking her if she wanted a portion"
":O"

"Gold, Frankenstein and grr
and your all wearing crowns
AND IM A VIRGIN"

I could go on and on and on.....but I wont :D