Ask Monkee the smilie, ANY question!!

[Mudzy]

Hi,yes it's me. Monkee! I'm here to give y'all a nice fuzzy hug and an answer to a question. One at a time! One at a time! Or i'll set my body guard on you!!
Body guard: :mrt: "Pity da foo...oh, sorry! I mean, STAY BACK!!"


Signed: :monkee:

[WicKeD]

do you smeLL?

:))

[Mudzy]

I take weekly baths. With the aid of mah lovely babe...
Kissy! :kiss: "Come on Monkee...the hot tub's ready..."
Comin' baby! I did have fleas jumpin' all over me as a kid, but now i'm famous...CLEAN & famous...mah butt is kinda shiny too! Wanna look... :shakin:


Signed: :monkee: (by the way, your smilie kinda went wrong.)

[Brocken]

X or Q?

[Pixie Pete]

What is your oppinion on the subject of spam?

;)

[Mudzy]

Hmm...spam? It's round...it's nice tasting...gives me energy...and is a major asociation invented by Ali Bla Bla and denham.

Signed: :monkee:

[Edited by Mudzy on 28-01-2001 at 09:46 AM]

[mr_grumpy_man]

Spam...mmmmmm...

*Recipe Suggestion*

Nice and simple. Get a tin of spam (the normal stuff - not the 'lite' stuff, it's poo) and a nice loaf of fresh white bread. Use as little/much marg/butter as you like. Slice the spam up, not too thickly though.

Put together to make a sandwich. Try it first without any condiments (mmmmm...). If it takes your fancy try with mayo/salad cream/tomato sauce.

Mmmmmmm... Nice! :E

[Brocken]

can't we change the word spam to something else?

suggestions...

[T]

egg or chicken? which came first?

also, what do u think of monkeys being forced to answer questions?

[daffodil]

Originally posted by Brocken
can't we change the word spam to something else?
suggestions...

Okay then grumps ya muppet, try this on fer size:

Originally posted by Brocken
Small girls... mmmmmm...

*Recipe Suggestion*

Nice and simple. Get a couple of Small girls (the virginal ones - not the 'deflowered' ones, they're not nearly as much fun) and a nice wad of fresh green turf. Use as little/much marg/butter as you like. Slice the Small girls up, not too thickly though.

Put together to make a sandwich. Try it first without any condiments (mmmmm...). If it takes your fancy try with chunky pickle, hot tar or 250v of pure mains power.

Mmmmmmm... Nice!

:P

[mr_grumpy_man]

rofl - once again we see an example of something bordering on poor taste and decency...

To edit or not to edit?

I think I'll leave that one to the philosophers (666 and Com_Bog) :cheese:

[the flying nun]

oh wisest of the wise tell me....
what is the point of silent letters?



i have a letter on the end of my real surname that is silent so what the hells the point?

[Brocken]

Originally posted by daffodil
But Brocken is the coolest guy on the Earth! Oh how I wish I was Brocken ;(

[mr_grumpy_man]

/me looks...

/me sees - he didn't say that...

/me thinks - he's gonna pay fer that :E