Advice needed

[Sgt H0MER]

Now I'm a tad bored ...

While I could be doing something more rewarding, like decorating this hole I live in, instead I have had an idea.

Here is my dilemma:

If I lay my face into my scanner and scan it, will I suffer irrepairable damage? I'm gagging to have a go, but don't want to go blind or suffer radiation burns.

Advice?

[[TSQN] Budgie]

its never hurt me m8 :E

wibble

[AeroBob]

On the one hand, I'd say "I don't know, but I wouldn't risk it. You could do yourself permenant damage."

On the other hand, few things would make me chuckle like seeing Sgt. Homer's mug squashed against the glass of a scanner. :laugh:

[Sgt H0MER]

OK, here goes!

<bit nervous>

[Richmond]

I've done Richmonds End before:P Never done me no harm:)

Or atleast I think:/

[Mini Me33]

HOMER NO YOU'LL GO BLIND!

[[TSQN]RedKite]

I would try sitting on it first......with no trews on :naughty:


Just in case :E

[Poptart]

So how did you get on with the face-scan ? Not that I'm tempted to try it or anything, I'm just curious. :stare:

[Poptart]

So how did you get on with the face-scan ? Not that I'm tempted to try it or anything, I'm just curious. :stare:

[Sgt H0MER]

Glad to report all went ok, apart from the missus coming home early from work and catching me with my nose and lips pressed against the scanner.

The second time I done it with my eyes open. I would recommend this, there were some very nice flashing lights on the back of my retinas for a few minutes, but the picture was worth it. Maybe put it online when I get time.:rolling:

[Coog]

Dam did u find a nice little grenad under the lid of ur scanner?

mmm

<me lifts up lid of my scanner....>

Oh Dear

<ping..>

Oh dear oh dear

< BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!! >

<Woooosh>

<Coogers body goes flying into air>

Oh well

[genghis]

Well i did have a go scanning me thingy .... you know, him downstairs,thats it me willy, best thing i ever did it grew, btw Homer becareful of ya nose, just a thought if it did this to me willy what will it do to your nose? btw it took about a week to change, can we have pics of before and after?

[Edited by genghis on 28-01-2001 at 05:02 PM]

[AeroBob]

It... grew? Ah. Um, I'll be right back...

(If there are any power blackouts in the Truro area you'll know what the problem is :E)

[JimHadar]

Right scan your face in a amusing and yet horribly contorted way, then write on the picture 'Help Im trapped in your fax machine' then fax it to someone

[Sgt H0MER]

ROFL @ genghis, Aerobob & JimHadar. :laugh:
When I can be bothered I'll show you the pic!

[Rocky]

:laugh: @ all of you. Had me chuckling!

[Poptart]

Homer m8, you've inspired me to blow the dust off my scanner, although I'll not be trying your experiment until you report that you're still fully normal (!) and not suffering from some horrendous side-effects :)

In the meantime I'd like to share a photo of me and my bird (http://uk.geocities.com/p0ptartuk/acbeach.jpg) soaking up some sun.

[ReKKa]

lol
nice pic :)

I would do it but my scanner is downstairs near my front door, I don't want some1 to come to the front door and see me with my head in a computer prepheral :P

[odessa]

I have only one thing to say:

http://www.boobscan.com

the internet at its best

[Strad]

Do not under any circumstances try and scan your happy sack.

The actual scaning isnt bad, but when the scanner lid falls down...

:eek:

[zhardoum]

Originally posted by Poptart
Homer m8, you've inspired me to blow the dust off my scanner, although I'll not be trying your experiment until you report that you're still fully normal (!) and not suffering from some horrendous side-effects :)

In the meantime I'd like to share a photo of me and my bird (http://uk.geocities.com/p0ptartuk/acbeach.jpg) soaking up some sun.

your supposed to do the horrible contorted face photo after you have done the normal one FFS!!! :)

[Sgt H0MER]

Gonna regret this, but eeeek, my face against the scanner, with eyes open!
Not very flattering though! ---> [ HERE (http://www.geocities.com/sgt_homer_uk/squashed.htm) ] :emb:

[TK421]

Arghhhhhhhh put it away put it away...

I'm gonna have nightmares forever, someone killllll meeeee nooooooow

[Pol]

To be honest, Homer I think its time you told the truth!
There's no point in hiding it anymore.
The photo says it all. Scanner!! Yeah, right!!!
You're a fecking MIME!!!
Either that or you live in a small fish tank (probably having an unnatural relationship with a goldfish called Vera) and you're only allowed out at night!

[Macwedd]

new section for the club site????

face scans of famous AAers

[Rocky]

You go next then Mac - make my day :)