Further to the Ganga topic Reasons to not Drink

[[Jedi]Gryphon]

Due to increasing products liability litigation, alcohol manufacturers have accepted the British Medical Association's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all alcohol containers:

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a w*nker.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at 4 in the morning.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you can converse logically with members of the opposite s*x without spitting.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu
powers.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some really, really big guy.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe fat ugly people appear slim and attractive.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead to traffic signs and cones appearing in your home.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy

[Strad]

Did someone say Stella?

:dork:

[Phillie Time]

Reason 69: Drinking takes up valuable weed smoking time :bandit:

[ReKKa]

Agreed.

Ne1 notice that its only [tempest]s replying 2 this alcohol fueld post?
hmmmmmmm
:P

[Ivan Kozhedub]

i do both,cos smoking pot stops me drinking to much and drinking lager stops me smoking to much pot..

:)

[animani]

Stopped smoking pot when i forgot where my beer was.

[Rogue Trooper]

Drink Cider, the u won't have to smoke pot!!!


:D :D

[Happy]

hehe

5 reasons not to smoke pot.

1). 'Steps' suddenly sound rather good.
2). That huge sickly toffee cake the taste of which makes you want to vomit, becomes a delicacy to be savoured.
3). Every emergency service siren you hear on the distance, becomes police cars ,on their way to raid you.
4). You find yourself laughing at Lisa Rileys jokes on 'youve been framed'. (this only happens if you are extremely wasted!!).
5). You start feeling sorry for Tony Blair, when William Hague shouts at him in the commons.

Happy

[[Jedi]Gryphon]

Steps sound good??? NEVER Ever NO WAY

Thats acid man and thats less fun

As for sticky toffee YUM YUM stoned food

Never get paranoid about sirens, simple dont go out

Lisa RILEY AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA u tripping again

Tony Who

Bah u know nothing lol