Anti-A
06-02-2001, 20:02
Well not quite :E
But while you are waiting for it try my version!
The board game of the online game Air Attack so now you can play AA away from your PC simply print out the following text and copy each numbered line onto a chess board then using 1 di (dice) relive the action of our favourite game ( counterstrike :E )
1. Engine failed on take off miss a go.
2. ooooh nearly stalled throw again.
3. Oh dear collided while taxing restart.
4. Oh you killed a runwayer roll again.
5. Pinned by GE if SU Gb or US miss a go if GE roll again.
6. Perfect take off and climbrate roll again.
7. Bah you were killed restart.
8. Your on a head to head with a Bus throw a six to survive! anything else restart.
9. Your wingman misses an easy kill throw 2,4,6 to get it.
10.You manage to get behind TK throw a 5 to get him!
11.You see an easy swoop and boom throw 1,3,5 to get kill 2,4,6 you plow into the deck restart.
12.Easy kill getting Molly on his low level attack.
13.OH OH high lock on GB roll a 3 to run away others miss a turn if GB roll again.
14.Totenkopf is closing from alt roll 2,4 to win dogfight other restart.
15.Two kills off a star your doing well roll again.
16.You crashed.
17.You killed a runwayer! roll again.
18.Hazlo boots you for Team killing restart in 3 days.
19.You kill a Hurricane in a head to head roll again.
20.killed by Anti-Aircraft restart.
21.Two kills in a row roll again.
22.You fill a plane with bullets roll 1,2,3 to see him disconnect 4,5,6 to get the kill in 5 mnins time.
23.You are attacked on runway roll 1 to sit tight and survive.others restart.
24.Aaargh BT free time up! restart.
25.You have a star! well done.
26.You are runwayed restart.
27.You are in a three way dogfight roll 1 to get all three 2,5 to survive 3,4,6 restart.
28.In a vain attempt to dohnut in a Hurricane you crash restart.
29.Loner bug )c: restart.
30.OOOh you killed Kenny!
31.Oh Oh your Dog pulls the power supply out of your stick and Kenny got revenge! restart.
32.your at 10,000 ft and in the clear.
33.In a valliant attemp to escape Hotpants you crash restart.
34.You have nine kills.
35.You need the loo roll 1,2,3 to survive roll 4,5,6 to hear your pilot scream after being runwayed, just as you flush the loo. restart.
36.You Crashed into an Anti-Aircraft gun while showing off at low level.
37.You press L to see what Bats Arse said and fly into a mountain restart.
38.You have 4 kills.
39.You get a heavily damaged plane in your sights 1,2,3 he crashes, miss a go 4,5,6 to get the kill.
40.You are killed by your own Anti-aircraft guns as Pammy flies off laughing after runwaying your mates.
41.You get a kill roll again.
42.You are 1 kill off 3 stars and heavily damaged roll a 6 to land.others restart.
43.While taking off and trying to hear what your better half is asking you, you apply too much rudder and crash.restart
44.A STAR! wooohoo
45.You are team killed 3 times in a row, roll 7 to find an admin before the TK'er leaves.
46.Your very drunk and cant decide which monitor to land using, roll a 4 to land. others restart.
47.You forget to lower your gear when landing.restart.
48.You see Bats Arse with 5 stars and crash in shock. restart.
49.You have two stars.
50.Due to unfair sides you are asked to swap 1,3,5 to swap. restart 2,4,6 to stay where you are.
51.You chase a plane off the map roll 2,4 to get kill. 1,3,5,6 he has dropped miss a go.
52.You're on 99 % Damage, Throttle 60 % and no flaps after a botched runway attempt roll a 6 to get back to base.others restart.
53.EEEEEK killed by Xup, swoop and Boom master. restart.
54.You got a kill roll again.
55.You forget that the map aint flat and fly into a hill while typing.restart.
56.Your wife switches of the mains during your mammoth five hour attempt to get 4 stars. restart tomorrow when you find where she hid the fuses.
57.You kill a runwayer roll again.
58.Your attempt to land your plane at a quiet enemy runway fails. restart
59.Three stars !
60.while attempting to kill Emily you fail to notice 20 of her team surrounding you. restart.
61.You get a kill then another from a pilot you didnt quite make it home.
63.You need more drink but you're at 20,000 ft roll 2,4,5 to survive.others restart.
64.OOOH so close but your trying to hard and get double teamed By Nip and Anti.restart.
65.You made it! TEN STARS!
anything over and you Bust, accidentally pulled out modem plug restart
all copyrights by Anti-Aircraft plc
Enjoy it at the next p!ss up (c:
But while you are waiting for it try my version!
The board game of the online game Air Attack so now you can play AA away from your PC simply print out the following text and copy each numbered line onto a chess board then using 1 di (dice) relive the action of our favourite game ( counterstrike :E )
1. Engine failed on take off miss a go.
2. ooooh nearly stalled throw again.
3. Oh dear collided while taxing restart.
4. Oh you killed a runwayer roll again.
5. Pinned by GE if SU Gb or US miss a go if GE roll again.
6. Perfect take off and climbrate roll again.
7. Bah you were killed restart.
8. Your on a head to head with a Bus throw a six to survive! anything else restart.
9. Your wingman misses an easy kill throw 2,4,6 to get it.
10.You manage to get behind TK throw a 5 to get him!
11.You see an easy swoop and boom throw 1,3,5 to get kill 2,4,6 you plow into the deck restart.
12.Easy kill getting Molly on his low level attack.
13.OH OH high lock on GB roll a 3 to run away others miss a turn if GB roll again.
14.Totenkopf is closing from alt roll 2,4 to win dogfight other restart.
15.Two kills off a star your doing well roll again.
16.You crashed.
17.You killed a runwayer! roll again.
18.Hazlo boots you for Team killing restart in 3 days.
19.You kill a Hurricane in a head to head roll again.
20.killed by Anti-Aircraft restart.
21.Two kills in a row roll again.
22.You fill a plane with bullets roll 1,2,3 to see him disconnect 4,5,6 to get the kill in 5 mnins time.
23.You are attacked on runway roll 1 to sit tight and survive.others restart.
24.Aaargh BT free time up! restart.
25.You have a star! well done.
26.You are runwayed restart.
27.You are in a three way dogfight roll 1 to get all three 2,5 to survive 3,4,6 restart.
28.In a vain attempt to dohnut in a Hurricane you crash restart.
29.Loner bug )c: restart.
30.OOOh you killed Kenny!
31.Oh Oh your Dog pulls the power supply out of your stick and Kenny got revenge! restart.
32.your at 10,000 ft and in the clear.
33.In a valliant attemp to escape Hotpants you crash restart.
34.You have nine kills.
35.You need the loo roll 1,2,3 to survive roll 4,5,6 to hear your pilot scream after being runwayed, just as you flush the loo. restart.
36.You Crashed into an Anti-Aircraft gun while showing off at low level.
37.You press L to see what Bats Arse said and fly into a mountain restart.
38.You have 4 kills.
39.You get a heavily damaged plane in your sights 1,2,3 he crashes, miss a go 4,5,6 to get the kill.
40.You are killed by your own Anti-aircraft guns as Pammy flies off laughing after runwaying your mates.
41.You get a kill roll again.
42.You are 1 kill off 3 stars and heavily damaged roll a 6 to land.others restart.
43.While taking off and trying to hear what your better half is asking you, you apply too much rudder and crash.restart
44.A STAR! wooohoo
45.You are team killed 3 times in a row, roll 7 to find an admin before the TK'er leaves.
46.Your very drunk and cant decide which monitor to land using, roll a 4 to land. others restart.
47.You forget to lower your gear when landing.restart.
48.You see Bats Arse with 5 stars and crash in shock. restart.
49.You have two stars.
50.Due to unfair sides you are asked to swap 1,3,5 to swap. restart 2,4,6 to stay where you are.
51.You chase a plane off the map roll 2,4 to get kill. 1,3,5,6 he has dropped miss a go.
52.You're on 99 % Damage, Throttle 60 % and no flaps after a botched runway attempt roll a 6 to get back to base.others restart.
53.EEEEEK killed by Xup, swoop and Boom master. restart.
54.You got a kill roll again.
55.You forget that the map aint flat and fly into a hill while typing.restart.
56.Your wife switches of the mains during your mammoth five hour attempt to get 4 stars. restart tomorrow when you find where she hid the fuses.
57.You kill a runwayer roll again.
58.Your attempt to land your plane at a quiet enemy runway fails. restart
59.Three stars !
60.while attempting to kill Emily you fail to notice 20 of her team surrounding you. restart.
61.You get a kill then another from a pilot you didnt quite make it home.
63.You need more drink but you're at 20,000 ft roll 2,4,5 to survive.others restart.
64.OOOH so close but your trying to hard and get double teamed By Nip and Anti.restart.
65.You made it! TEN STARS!
anything over and you Bust, accidentally pulled out modem plug restart
all copyrights by Anti-Aircraft plc
Enjoy it at the next p!ss up (c: