Kinder - £ things or 2 ?

[starscream]

Ok Ive posted this before in a different forum but reply here anyways :)

Y'KNOW IN THE Kinder ads the womans dubbed over voice says

-humm, a toy & a suprise AND chocolate - but thats 3 things!"

then later shes thinking about it & decides a Kinder egg includes all three, well The chocolate ( mmmm sweet cocoa chocolate ) is 1, but the Toy is the suprise so thats not three things so I propose that this forum become an online petition to lower the price of Kinder Eggs by a third & stop putting those little statuettes of turtles or whatever inside - Did you ever buy a Kinder, exitingly pop open the small yellow capsule & find a piece of crap that you didnt even get to buile GAH ! - I just threw them at people

[mr_grumpy_man]

I think they count the chocolate as being 2 things, as there is both milk and white chocolate... *drool*

As fot the toy... during my GCSEs we used to have regular water balloon fights during lunch. Some of us developed that a little and used the little yellow eggs as bombs. To prepare, put a little baking powder (or was it Bicarbonate of Soda? I forget in my old age...) in each egg. When ready add a little vinegar, close and hold for a few seconds.

Then throw.

If you time it right it'll explode mid-air :)

Once someone caught one before it exploded and not knowing what it was held it and said "What the fluff is this?".

Pop!

:E

[starscream]

but the White & Brown Chocolate forms one uber chocolate entity, maybe the third thing ( the suprise she alluded to earlier in the ad ) was to find that this small french family have been shown all over the world with different voices in each country - whats up with that ?, Also in the Bueno ad the Kinder bar was superimposed onto the childrens hands WHY ? - is that the suprise - just what is the suprise ?, I mean you know what youre getting - Chocolate, Toy, wrapping, Small Yellow thing that adults cant open without using their teeth - wheres the suprise, I reckon the suprise is making the children speak in tongues not their own & not notice. The 4 things listed above CANNOT be considered the suprise as they go as Standard in the Kinder Egg. Just what the hell is it - Put us out of our misery woman, you second-rate photo case book model with your passive thinking in the supermarche

:angry:

[TheSpaceCowboy]

:angry: I hate bloody dubbed ads ! would it really cost that much 2 reshoot it ? That vapareto (some staemcleaner bo!!ocks) ad is even worse.
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[travis bickle]

why has the woman on the aol ads been dubbed by someone who sounds like they have a bad cold?

fools!

[TheSpaceCowboy]

Now u got me started i hate aol ads more than anything else ! I was at live 2000 and i almost jabbed the women dressed up as that stupid connie bitch ! :angry:

Must go lye down getting too angry :angry:

[Easileigh]

ffs stfu mofo llama advertising ppl!!!!

right peeps we gotta write a letter to the dti complaining about the lack of effort put into danish/dutch ads and the poor quality of some uk ones.

dont EVEN get me started on connie the loose schlag....:furious: