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Sir Handford
12-02-2001, 22:50
didnt you know there is no such game as black and white its just a big joke made by the game companies, your all real suckers
Sar
13-02-2001, 11:19
*sigh*

L-A-M-E-R.....
MUNKYFUNK
13-02-2001, 12:15
:) shouldn`t that be LLAMA:tongue:
Bapapapa
13-02-2001, 13:00
Baaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Sir Handford
14-02-2001, 22:01
STOP MOCKING ME SO
dogsdinner
14-02-2001, 22:27
Umm... no.
Pixie Pete
14-02-2001, 22:33
Originally posted by Sir Handford
STOP MOCKING ME SO

Well, when you leave yourself open to such mockeries, then what do you expect?
dogsdinner
14-02-2001, 22:55
Originally posted by Sir Handford
didnt you know there is no such game as black and white its just a big joke made by the game companies, your all real suckers

Right, let's run this through the 'pedantic ******* grammar-o-tron'.

'didnt you know'

Oops... no capital letter, I'm afraid. One black mark.
Ooh look! No apostrophe in 'didn't'! that's another black mark!

'...you know there is...'

Well, a couple of options here. It could be '...you know? There is...' or 'you know that there is...'. Pick one, but at the moment that's another black mark.

'...is no such game as black and white...'

Damn! And you were going so well for a couple of words! Now then, it's first year when people learn about capital letters, isn't it? Two black marks.

'...black and white its just...'

No punctuation. Shame. In a perfect world, there would be a question mark after 'White' and an apostrophe in the middle of 'it's'. Two black marks.

'...just a big joke made up by the games companies...'

Well done! Ten words in some semblance of English!

'...your all real suckers'

'your' is a nice word, but not there. Try 'you're' in future.
And ooh look! More punctuation missed out! No full stop, I'm afraid. Two black marks.

And that's the end of that. Time for the tally.
Nine black marks in twenty-six words, or a black mark for every three words, or thereabouts.

Back to school, I'm afraid.
Sir Handford
14-02-2001, 23:27
sorry i didnt realise this was an arty farty english grammery forum
dogsdinner
14-02-2001, 23:41
Did you actually go to school past year 6?

Or are you still in year 6?
Behemoth-100
15-02-2001, 00:13
Dogsdinner is an English teacher didn't you know!

How was that?
cleoteo
15-02-2001, 01:27
Rofl :tongue:

So one of the most hyped games of the year is a joke????

/me thinks not, Sir handford you bored or something??
falo
15-02-2001, 10:29
Originally posted by Sir Handford
sorry i didnt realise this was an arty farty english grammery forum

OK, WTF is arty farty about using spelling, punctuation and grammar correctly?
2bad4u
15-02-2001, 11:35
He made a right "dogs dinner" of that. :laugh: :snort:
Sar
15-02-2001, 11:44
Lol

God I sooooo want this game to be out now it hurts.

:)
MUNKYFUNK
15-02-2001, 12:37
Not as much as me:)
Sar
15-02-2001, 12:43
Sorry Munks m8, but I want the game more than I want you. ;)

:D
MUNKYFUNK
15-02-2001, 13:23
:tongue:
Sar
15-02-2001, 13:53
:E

/me hogs Munks.

:D
MUNKYFUNK
15-02-2001, 13:59
/me rails SAR up the arse.......then goes to work:)
bilston
15-02-2001, 16:54
Rails Sar with what eh? :naughty:
Sar
15-02-2001, 17:21
:mrt: - His railgun foo'!

:D
Pixie Pete
15-02-2001, 21:18
Originally posted by Sir Handford
sorry i didnt realise this was an arty farty english grammery forum

It's not. But some resemblance to the English language would be nice.
Sir Handford
18-02-2001, 22:31
it waz just a jook

and me not approve of people complain about writingness

SO SHUT UP

and ive got 2 GCSES in english (a C and an A*)

SO SHUT UP
cleoteo
18-02-2001, 22:45
errrmmmm whats "writingness"????? :wink:
Sar
19-02-2001, 02:30
Probably something to do with how good his spellingness is...

:P