Degrees Of Niceness

[gandalf1]

I'm sure most ppl know of the challenge of rescuing a
woman's brother dying in a wood and of the many devilish
acts u can perform. But what of the levels of kind acts?
Obviously, finding and healing him, and then bringing him
back to the woman would be a goodly thing to do but does
anyone have any better (more heavenly) way of achieving
this?

( Just Curious :) )

[Sar]

Kill the brother, and dump his sister (badly wounded of course) in the woods a short way away from his body.

Watch the ensuing hilarity.

:D

[gandalf1]

lol...if that's your idea of a goodly act, I'd h8 to see
what one of your real nasty moments is like :D

I've aleady heard of lots of different ways of being an
evil god in this situation but I can't really think of
many "good god" ways of doing it.

It'll be interesting to see if the other challenges are
this unbalanced - i.e. lots of evil ways of doing things
but only a few good ways.

[Edited by gandalf1 on 22-02-2001 at 09:23 AM]

[MUNKYFUNK]

Then kill all of his family while he watches:)

[MUNKYFUNK]

The path to evil is always the easiest.........the key is balance:wink:

[gandalf1]

hehehe...why do I get the feeling I'm talking to the wrong
type of ppl here? :)

[Sar]

Or you could dump the brother out in the middle of the sea and watch him drowning. Just when he's about to drown, pull him out, put him on the beach and set him on fire.

See if he runs back into the ocean again.

:E

[Behemoth-100]

You could rescue him, return him to his family - then continue to heal his blind mother, crippled aunt and flydamite daughter...

there..

[gandalf1]

Now u're talking :D

Or heal the brother, move his entire family into your
citadel, and then marry him to the most beautiful virgin in
your village. :)

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Love and Peace

[Sar]

Or kidnap him and during the night impale him on a stake outside his house so his family find him first thing in the morning.

MWUAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[gandalf1]

Or heal the brother and then get the villagers to stage a
music festival in his honour, with the sister singing that
"He ain't heavy....he's my brother" song :)

[Sar]

Yer, then set all their houses on fire while they're all away at the festival.

And make it clear that it was the brother that started the fires.

:E

[gandalf1]

Yeah, so when the villagers turn on the brother, u could
have him walk through the burning villages (under the
protection of a shield spell), proclaiming that he's the
son of God, and that he will lead them to the Promised Land
where the grass is green, food is plentiful, and everyone
will have a jolly good time :D

/me feels he might have lost the plot somewhere

[Sar]

Whereas he's really your minion, and you're in the Satan role.

/me sets mode +Damian on Villager "Brother"

:D

[Mr Carrot]

you could knock over some trees creating a path for him to find his way home = less direct involvement

you could heal him and let him find his own way etc.

[gandalf1]

Yeah, I suppose that might also work :)