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Flammy
03-06-2001, 02:22
....like the good old days. I'll start.

***I drink WD40 and I bet none of you lot can drink WD40 as well as I can***
Egit
03-06-2001, 22:04
well ill continue

***i can eat 5 hippos faster that the man on the moon, and he has a very big mouth u know***
Flammy
03-06-2001, 22:29
***I don't just use any paper when I write, I use special paper***
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
05-06-2001, 21:12
***ill let you in on a secret, when i shot myself in the head, it really hurt***
Sultan of Ping
07-06-2001, 19:33
I once used a whole bag of broken crayons to make a sandwich.
Flammy
07-06-2001, 20:46
***I'm so tall that I sometimes have trouble finding vests that go down to my navel***
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
07-06-2001, 21:53
***If i really try hard, I can see through my eyes***
Beergoggles
08-06-2001, 01:11
***if you look really quite far down my neck a magic world unfurls revealing many professional chefs and magic blank cheques and a mass of dilated veins in swollen tissue at the margin of the anus or nearby within the rectum, sometimes***
Sturae
08-06-2001, 09:26
Yeah good one...
Twysta
12-05-2002, 13:48
***I bet none of you can eat toilet paper quite like me***