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dragonair
30-06-2001, 21:31
Ok, i'm posting these here coz i wanna see how ppl react. Me and my two best friends write these at school. I'll put them on here when i get them, if they prove popular.
I'll put by the phrases who wrote them. It's me, (SD) Anna (SA) and Esther (ST). Hope u like them...

SA: If u smell paper it'll drink 4 u

SD: Milk cow lollipops like 2 eat big red letters

SA: Stars drop zips to make the sun burn green

SA: Eagles fly upside down to drink the lava in the filing cabinanet

SD: North was green but wanted to be Red so it started a fight with West while Blue East and Yellow South went and skipped in squirrel infested waters

SA: Goats forget to wipe their feet when they walk across maps

ST: Forever will be the coclusion of Anteaters

SD: Godzilla had a tickly cough so it went looking for garbage cans with ginger hair as the festival of Kandy started sneezing wheels.

SA: Onions fet are glued to clocks to stop them eating walls

ST: The days came and went live the folders of Eastwick.

SD: Gold tie slides invaded the city of Jerusalum causing purple crystals to eat pencil sharpenenings.

SA: Light switches kill tables because they stole the door handle

ST: Rocks on window sills never cease to amaze me.

SA: Pink poles swing on orange fluffy clouds to paint hanging string

SD: Life was getting lumonescent as men with 69 ERs began to eat superglue

ST: Noses of Normans never neglect naughty nuts

SA: Paper and chips go well with steak and scissors with a tin of ink.

SD: Notice boards never runs with full stops.

ST: Carpets never sleep when bags sit on jumpers

SD: Locuses and locusts never eat lotuses

ST: Wall panels communicate with the towels of the earth

SD: Buses travel to Barnet Copthall when Whetstone and Finchley eat sunny sunday days.

ST: Cool carrots fall into outward moving tractors

ST: Calories in burgers never substitute the magic in traffic lights

SD: Chocolate mooses and rubber hedgehogs never mix.

That's all there is at the mo. Sorryif any of these are offensive, we just write what comes into our heads. The most offensive one has been taken out. (Which was mine..... it wasn't rude, just might upset some ppl) Neway, there will be more if u want, so say....

SD

Char
30-06-2001, 21:44
lol, nice to have summat different on the forum, and it certainly is that :)

Lugi@
02-07-2001, 20:15
That has made the less sense than anything I have ever seen/heard/read before.You are crazy.

Waller
02-07-2001, 20:51
You are crazy.

You've only just realised? ;)

dragonair
05-07-2001, 19:15
I have more!!

*Looks at piece of paper*

No, you don't want my stupid punctuation work. Wait a minute....

*Goes downstairs to get right piece of paper out of school bag*

*Searchs for five minutes*

Ah-ha!!

*Comes back upstairs*

Here we go....

*Cough*

ST: The education of textbooks prevokes compasses to produce dangly earrings

SA: Custard clocks make time go swimming in the butterfly infested beaker

SD: Yellow books cause symmetry in cities to kill torches

ST: Tootle bugs play drawn out strings with cursed rainbow drops

SA: Eclaires full of puss squirt blueberry milkshake to prevent the grass from caving in.

SD: Sky eats blue trees to make the Tsunami cry

ST: Calipso dreams sail on golden walk-a-bouts

Please forgive my spelling of Tsunami. Or ne other word for that matter.

:rolling:

lalalalalalalalalalalalalala

SD

Char
05-07-2001, 20:20
Originally posted by dragonair

:rolling:


Very well put :laugh: