dragonair
30-06-2001, 21:31
Ok, i'm posting these here coz i wanna see how ppl react. Me and my two best friends write these at school. I'll put them on here when i get them, if they prove popular.
I'll put by the phrases who wrote them. It's me, (SD) Anna (SA) and Esther (ST). Hope u like them...
SA: If u smell paper it'll drink 4 u
SD: Milk cow lollipops like 2 eat big red letters
SA: Stars drop zips to make the sun burn green
SA: Eagles fly upside down to drink the lava in the filing cabinanet
SD: North was green but wanted to be Red so it started a fight with West while Blue East and Yellow South went and skipped in squirrel infested waters
SA: Goats forget to wipe their feet when they walk across maps
ST: Forever will be the coclusion of Anteaters
SD: Godzilla had a tickly cough so it went looking for garbage cans with ginger hair as the festival of Kandy started sneezing wheels.
SA: Onions fet are glued to clocks to stop them eating walls
ST: The days came and went live the folders of Eastwick.
SD: Gold tie slides invaded the city of Jerusalum causing purple crystals to eat pencil sharpenenings.
SA: Light switches kill tables because they stole the door handle
ST: Rocks on window sills never cease to amaze me.
SA: Pink poles swing on orange fluffy clouds to paint hanging string
SD: Life was getting lumonescent as men with 69 ERs began to eat superglue
ST: Noses of Normans never neglect naughty nuts
SA: Paper and chips go well with steak and scissors with a tin of ink.
SD: Notice boards never runs with full stops.
ST: Carpets never sleep when bags sit on jumpers
SD: Locuses and locusts never eat lotuses
ST: Wall panels communicate with the towels of the earth
SD: Buses travel to Barnet Copthall when Whetstone and Finchley eat sunny sunday days.
ST: Cool carrots fall into outward moving tractors
ST: Calories in burgers never substitute the magic in traffic lights
SD: Chocolate mooses and rubber hedgehogs never mix.
That's all there is at the mo. Sorryif any of these are offensive, we just write what comes into our heads. The most offensive one has been taken out. (Which was mine..... it wasn't rude, just might upset some ppl) Neway, there will be more if u want, so say....
SD
I'll put by the phrases who wrote them. It's me, (SD) Anna (SA) and Esther (ST). Hope u like them...
SA: If u smell paper it'll drink 4 u
SD: Milk cow lollipops like 2 eat big red letters
SA: Stars drop zips to make the sun burn green
SA: Eagles fly upside down to drink the lava in the filing cabinanet
SD: North was green but wanted to be Red so it started a fight with West while Blue East and Yellow South went and skipped in squirrel infested waters
SA: Goats forget to wipe their feet when they walk across maps
ST: Forever will be the coclusion of Anteaters
SD: Godzilla had a tickly cough so it went looking for garbage cans with ginger hair as the festival of Kandy started sneezing wheels.
SA: Onions fet are glued to clocks to stop them eating walls
ST: The days came and went live the folders of Eastwick.
SD: Gold tie slides invaded the city of Jerusalum causing purple crystals to eat pencil sharpenenings.
SA: Light switches kill tables because they stole the door handle
ST: Rocks on window sills never cease to amaze me.
SA: Pink poles swing on orange fluffy clouds to paint hanging string
SD: Life was getting lumonescent as men with 69 ERs began to eat superglue
ST: Noses of Normans never neglect naughty nuts
SA: Paper and chips go well with steak and scissors with a tin of ink.
SD: Notice boards never runs with full stops.
ST: Carpets never sleep when bags sit on jumpers
SD: Locuses and locusts never eat lotuses
ST: Wall panels communicate with the towels of the earth
SD: Buses travel to Barnet Copthall when Whetstone and Finchley eat sunny sunday days.
ST: Cool carrots fall into outward moving tractors
ST: Calories in burgers never substitute the magic in traffic lights
SD: Chocolate mooses and rubber hedgehogs never mix.
That's all there is at the mo. Sorryif any of these are offensive, we just write what comes into our heads. The most offensive one has been taken out. (Which was mine..... it wasn't rude, just might upset some ppl) Neway, there will be more if u want, so say....
SD