POST FULL TIME EDUCATION DEPRESSION

[Loxstokk]

Yes, i beleive i have contracted it as i no longer have any disire to go on living. every fluffin day that sh1t hole i call Currys. NEVER SHOP THERE. they said i could only go on holiday this summer if it was anytime in spetember.SEPTEMBER FFS!!!!. and they have now got me doin full time hours when im only contracted for 12hours part time. :( ....im SOOOO bored and my social is being totally killed by the currys nobs. plus most of currys employies are a bunch of brainless, bollockless tw@ts. and i think its probably too l8 to get another job for the summer and even if i did i doubt they'd give me time off to go on holiday. "u'll be rich with all these hours!" i hear u say, but yeah thats fine if u have time to spend and enjoy it, which i dont. plus all my m8s are going away to ibiza and cornwall this summer but i cant go coz im working :( ahhhhhhhh, STRESSSS!!!! :bigcry:

PS. if anybody else is experiancing anything similar please tell me as it woiuld make me feel better. and if any of u have cures.

[ICARVZ-3]

sorry to hear that lox,

btw can u get lamb tikka there?

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

ROFL @ icarvs piss poor joke! :laugh:

I have the same problem but in reverse, too mcuh holiday, too little work......but im getting my new speakers next munf :) nice!

A solution could be sticking a grenade up your ass and pulling out the pin.......

[ICARVZ-3]

why not invent a time machine, then re-live the summer as often as you like. Less painful than the granade approach.

[Loxstokk]

bugger, alre3ady used up this munfs ration of grenades...perhaps next munf.


oh..........and i didnt get icarvz joke at all.......perhaps when im more awake

[ICARVZ-3]

currys

[Luigi]

u aint the only 1 lox

[Luigi]

oops do apologize ICARVZ

[Loxstokk]

burny, can i have ur old ones? :cheese:

[ICARVZ-3]

lack of practice has muddled my brain - need game NOW

[Flammy]

wait till you have to do that full-time to earn a living. Then you'll really be p¡ssed off.

[Shadow Templar]

Well if it makes you feel any better I can get down to Cornwall no problem, and will be there in the early days of August, so I can send you photographs and postcards.

[Loxstokk]

thanx for those comforting words temp...

Diary entry...

9:30 - breakfast
11:00 - book appoinmetn at doctors
11:45 - Bomb Cornwall
12:56 - Pub
14:22 - snooze

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

Im suffering now from too many concerts. A bit of singing here a bit of piano there a bit of guitar over the hill. HOW MANY MORE DO I HAVE TO DO?! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!. Yesterday i was outdoor festival playing my Chopin recital as per usual, but the sun was fluffing mad and so was the black suit i was wearing!!:angry:The piano keyboard afterwards was so sweaty you could have drained the keys for a few pints of sweat. Mmmmmmmmmmmmm!!!


I NEED A BREAK!

So lox, your turn for a solution......

:bigcry:

[Shadow Templar]

Did Chopin use a chopin board to cut his vegetables?

I had to move about 20 Vauxhall Vectras and other assorted brand new executive vehicles in the boiling sun. Except they all had air con! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh now that is luxury. Except when I drove home my Golf obviously doesn't have air con, but it does have a special wind tunnel system, in which you open all the windows and drive quickly. But I still baked like a cake.

[ICARVZ-3]

my rover uses the 'advanced wind tunnel system' where special 'rust' holes are added to increase airflow through the shell, thereby decreasing the internal temperature by another 1 degree celsius.

[olliedog]

Lox m8,

i couldn't bear your distressful plea any longer, cos working full-time for six weeks is just so hard, (try it for life m8 you lucky bugger).

So i have the initated the perfect solution.

Any day now you will no longer have to work for Currys as i kindly informed them of this post you have made which clearly breaches your contract.

So you can now go on holiday and relax, and party the night away.

The only downside of my plan to help you was that Currys will now be sueing you for about £2million compensation for devaluing brand proposition & equity, resulting in you having to live on the streets.

Oh well can't win them all m8.

Happy summer

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NB: ONLY JOKING - incase you get funny looks at work tommorrow.

NB2 Can i have a 44" cinema screen TV for £49.99 please?

[Loxstokk]

sure

[olliedog]

Can i have it delivered this weekend then?

[ICARVZ-3]

me too

[Loxstokk]

tell u wot, u can have it for free if ur prepared to knick it. Dont worry, ill tell u the full security lay out and locks etc, even tell u were keys are and stuff, oh yeah and recommend a decent TV. Anyway, Olli can use his deus ex skills and it shouldnt be a prob....although u will have to face BOB!!! our 56 year old security gaurd who whields the deadly bananna kick!!! be afriad........be very...(eek!)



/lox slumps in corner with bananna shaped indentation to skull

[olliedog]

Now should i use a nice big GEP gun or should i go for the silent and stealthy min cross bow with poision darts???

Decisions


Decisions

[olliedog]

Now should i use a nice big GEP gun or should i go for the silent and stealthy mini cross bow with poision darts???

Decisions


Decisions

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

I would go for the van into window option. Stealthy, quiet and most effective.




Wickedy.