Monster Bogo
16-07-2001, 23:30
He posted this a short while ago and it was deleted for some reason.
I think it is hillarious so I will put it back up for all to read.
If an admin finds it offensive and is going to delete it again...please explain why.
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TITLE: I am a Wireplay urban legend like...
Bigfoot.
I'm up there with the guy in the back seat with a hook for a hand.
And the poor slob who has sex with some girl in his hotel room only to awaken with one of his kidneys missing. LOL
The details are a bit sketchy but I think it goes something like this...
(bear in mind I am not actually on the server)
(1)Player: "NO WAY THAT d00d COULD HAVE KILLED ME."
(2)Player: "I saw it man it was TOATAL Bull$hit!!11!!
Iffy: h@><0r
(all 3 in unison) IT'S DUCK DUCK GOOSE.
[a slamming of doors is heard as all 3 leave the server at once to come post on the forums...small vacuum is ACTUALLY created on the server causing all remaining players to 'shift' a few feet to their left.]
the first one to post is Iffy.
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TITLE: Duck Duck Goose was ha><oring on the servers...
SUBJECT: Iffy:: It's total BS he is supposesd to be banned but there he was plain as day wallhacking, cheating, tking, hossie surfing, flashbanging his own team, respawn cheating, name hacking and talking about my pet bird!.!1!
THEN he said all brits were QUEER!!!11!1!
AND THEN HE EVEN CRASHED THE SERVER AND LEFT THE ENGLISH ECONOMY IN TURMOIL FFS!111!!11!
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REPLY: (1)Player:: I saw the whole damned thisg. It's a disgrace, A DISGRACE I TELLS YOUSE ALL. I think he even said robbie williams and boyzone were poofs!11!!! THEY ARE NOT!!!
I have every single one of there albums and not a more masculine bunch of men have ever...but I digress dDg is a ha><0r cheating yank ****** tosserr )@#$&@#()$^@($^
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REPLY: JoeBob:: So you made a demo right?
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REPLY: onebraincell:: YEAH A DEMOO w00t w00t...I'll ban him from the inernet now...w00t w00t...I'm never wrong...w00t w00t.
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REPLY: (2)Player:: DEMOS??? WE DONT NEED NO STINKING DEMOS!!1!!
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REPLY: Joebob:: But you at least got his wonid right??
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REPLY: Iffy:: Say what now?
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REPLY: Joebob:: His Wonid.
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REPLY: Iffy:: His whatid?
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REPLY: His WONID?!?
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REPLY: Iffy His what what?
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REPLY: Joebob: Oh ffs!
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REPLY: Black widow:: I dont need to see any wonids he's guilty. BW out <--- (LOL WTF DOES THAT MEAN??? WHEN were you in and WHAT were you in???)
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REPLY: FTM:: Ok you didnt get his wonid...could you send in a screenshot please?
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REPLY: Iffy:: A what shot?
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REPLY: FTM:: A SCREENshot.
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REPLY: Iffy:: Who got shot?
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REPLY: Joebob:: OH FFS!
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REPLY: Porn5tar:: I'd like a shot.
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REPLY: SPAWN:: Well you didnt get his wonid OR a screenshot so which name was he using? Duck Duck Goose, DDGoose oe D.D.Goose? As he uses all three.
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REPLY: Iffy:: Krondor.
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REPLY: Joebob:: OH FFS!!!
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REPLY: Krondor:: That's because it wasn't DDG, it was me. And I wasn't cheating...it's just that you suck.
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REPLY: NO THATS AND IMPOSBLILILTY...I RO><0R...IT WAS DUCK DUCK GOOSE!!!
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REPLY: Krondor:: I just told you it was me. I remember it clearly. It JUST HAPPENED!!!
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REPLY: (1)Player:: YEAH!!11! No way it was ddg. He killed me TWICE and I'm not that hard to kill. Ask my dad, one time he put me in a sack with some rocks and took me to the lake and...THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!! It WAS ddg and he cheated meI know a ch33+0r when I see one...I HAVE been playing since version 1.1!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!FFS!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!11! !!!
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REPLY: (2)Player:: YEAH!!! if iffy said it was ddg then it WAS ddg! Iffy is our cl and has been playing since alpha .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000031. SO he KNOWS!!!. Krondor want to join our clan?
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REPLY: Joebob:: FFS!
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REPLY: Bugstomper:: Sheee-it, that's ALL the evidence I need.
I think it is hillarious so I will put it back up for all to read.
If an admin finds it offensive and is going to delete it again...please explain why.
===================================
TITLE: I am a Wireplay urban legend like...
Bigfoot.
I'm up there with the guy in the back seat with a hook for a hand.
And the poor slob who has sex with some girl in his hotel room only to awaken with one of his kidneys missing. LOL
The details are a bit sketchy but I think it goes something like this...
(bear in mind I am not actually on the server)
(1)Player: "NO WAY THAT d00d COULD HAVE KILLED ME."
(2)Player: "I saw it man it was TOATAL Bull$hit!!11!!
Iffy: h@><0r
(all 3 in unison) IT'S DUCK DUCK GOOSE.
[a slamming of doors is heard as all 3 leave the server at once to come post on the forums...small vacuum is ACTUALLY created on the server causing all remaining players to 'shift' a few feet to their left.]
the first one to post is Iffy.
===========================
TITLE: Duck Duck Goose was ha><oring on the servers...
SUBJECT: Iffy:: It's total BS he is supposesd to be banned but there he was plain as day wallhacking, cheating, tking, hossie surfing, flashbanging his own team, respawn cheating, name hacking and talking about my pet bird!.!1!
THEN he said all brits were QUEER!!!11!1!
AND THEN HE EVEN CRASHED THE SERVER AND LEFT THE ENGLISH ECONOMY IN TURMOIL FFS!111!!11!
--
REPLY: (1)Player:: I saw the whole damned thisg. It's a disgrace, A DISGRACE I TELLS YOUSE ALL. I think he even said robbie williams and boyzone were poofs!11!!! THEY ARE NOT!!!
I have every single one of there albums and not a more masculine bunch of men have ever...but I digress dDg is a ha><0r cheating yank ****** tosserr )@#$&@#()$^@($^
--
REPLY: JoeBob:: So you made a demo right?
---
REPLY: onebraincell:: YEAH A DEMOO w00t w00t...I'll ban him from the inernet now...w00t w00t...I'm never wrong...w00t w00t.
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REPLY: (2)Player:: DEMOS??? WE DONT NEED NO STINKING DEMOS!!1!!
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REPLY: Joebob:: But you at least got his wonid right??
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REPLY: Iffy:: Say what now?
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REPLY: Joebob:: His Wonid.
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REPLY: Iffy:: His whatid?
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REPLY: His WONID?!?
---
REPLY: Iffy His what what?
---
REPLY: Joebob: Oh ffs!
---
REPLY: Black widow:: I dont need to see any wonids he's guilty. BW out <--- (LOL WTF DOES THAT MEAN??? WHEN were you in and WHAT were you in???)
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REPLY: FTM:: Ok you didnt get his wonid...could you send in a screenshot please?
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REPLY: Iffy:: A what shot?
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REPLY: FTM:: A SCREENshot.
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REPLY: Iffy:: Who got shot?
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REPLY: Joebob:: OH FFS!
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REPLY: Porn5tar:: I'd like a shot.
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REPLY: SPAWN:: Well you didnt get his wonid OR a screenshot so which name was he using? Duck Duck Goose, DDGoose oe D.D.Goose? As he uses all three.
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REPLY: Iffy:: Krondor.
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REPLY: Joebob:: OH FFS!!!
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REPLY: Krondor:: That's because it wasn't DDG, it was me. And I wasn't cheating...it's just that you suck.
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REPLY: NO THATS AND IMPOSBLILILTY...I RO><0R...IT WAS DUCK DUCK GOOSE!!!
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REPLY: Krondor:: I just told you it was me. I remember it clearly. It JUST HAPPENED!!!
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REPLY: (1)Player:: YEAH!!11! No way it was ddg. He killed me TWICE and I'm not that hard to kill. Ask my dad, one time he put me in a sack with some rocks and took me to the lake and...THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS!!! It WAS ddg and he cheated meI know a ch33+0r when I see one...I HAVE been playing since version 1.1!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!!!!FFS!!!!!!!!!!!1111111!!!!!!!!!!11! !!!
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REPLY: (2)Player:: YEAH!!! if iffy said it was ddg then it WAS ddg! Iffy is our cl and has been playing since alpha .0000000000000000000000000000000000000000031. SO he KNOWS!!!. Krondor want to join our clan?
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REPLY: Joebob:: FFS!
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REPLY: Bugstomper:: Sheee-it, that's ALL the evidence I need.