be my muse plz

[Don_Hammy]

right i have a long holiday stretching ahead of me
have promised myself to write a half-decent story if it kills me
and all my neo-buddhist self-discipline will be for nothing if i don't have a f0cking idea what to write about

so ne ideas?

cheers muchly.

[travis bickle]

a donut eating elephant in trouble with the law

sounds good to me :)

[Don_Hammy]

Oi, shut it.
Proper ideas, if you will.