Me and the leaf.

[Mr_Poo_Poo]

I am me.
And, yeah, this is computer stuff.
The leaf falls slowly . . .
-- into her arms.

And . . . we die.
Re-born in blazing light.

This is it . . .
The final movement.

Love in bloom (I find that line especially fresh).

[Chun the Unavoidable]

The final movement? Sounds like toilet humour to me. :)

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

"The almighty pushathon"


Hows that for a name?

[oo_WiZ_oo]

your talents are wasted as AVP MOD burny m8

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

:E

[ICARVZ]

indeed they are

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

Yes well the royal shakespear collage wouldnt accept me or something coz im ace.

So Poetry & Creative Writing will just have to suffice.

To be or not to be.........etc:rolling:

[ICARVZ]

why not start with..... roses are red, violets arnt green, if you open your guts, you can take out your spleen

thats more your sorta level..... nes pa?

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

Yes okay hows this.

There was a young man from mauritius,
Who said that last f@ck was delicious.
But next time i c\/m it will be in your b\/m,
Coz that scab on your c\/nt looks suspicious.

HOws that?:E

[ICARVZ]

I underestimated your lowness, and do humbly appologise, most filthy one of the earth, may your mind continue to rot, as your jokes decrease in appeal even further

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

:bigcry:

[ICARVZ]

I can beat that...

There was a young man from venus
who had an enormus....

ahh but I gotta go, need food :)

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

Right heres another.

There was a young man from brazil,
Who swallowed a dynamite pill.
His heart retired, his bum backfired,
And his willy shot over the hill.

When i was about 6 that was so funny.

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

Did u know that the bloke who wrote the Hokey-Cokey has died?


But they had trouble putting him in his coffin .......They put his left leg in ... his left leg out.

:E :E :E

[ICARVZ]

you do realise burnside, that once upon a time, this was a serious forum....

and princes did come hither, with their witty remarks, and dragons were slain, treasures recovered, princess's rescued, evil destroyed, and all who doth hear of such tales, would merry and happily be, even after such terrible tellings of dark foes, and mighty warriors, with battles dark and hard, yet with all that thou hast heard, let ye rejoice that happily ever after endings doth reign, and in thy hearing, good has again surpassed the deep darkness in the hearts of men.

however then we screw it all up :naughty:

[Angel]

don't be silly ICARV... everyone knows there's nothing serious about wireplay :D

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

hahaheheh.

We are the virus Icarvz, which all forums fear.

with out pineapple war cry, we gallantly run into battle and spam the forums with non important rubbish!

Hurrah!:pikachu:

[ICARVZ]

pineapples rule..... we need a pineapple poem!!!!!! - or better still, pineapple war cry!!!!!

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

There was a pineapple...
He was realy er crapple.
One day he walked into a shop and said...
I wish to purchase that nice little bed.

Now children the moral of the story here is Pineapples are people too. If they want a bed they can FRIGGING WELL HAVE ONE!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :mad: :rolling:

[coolname]

ode to a pineapple
------------------

A large ripe pineapple pulled from the plant,
tries to escape then sees that it cant,
it rolls to the ground, and finds a good spot,
but without tender care, it then starts to rot.

moral: always take care of your pineapple, and one day it may return the favour

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

Thats beautiful man. :bigcry:

[khaz]

Originally posted by b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
Did u know that the bloke who wrote the Hokey-Cokey has died?


But they had trouble putting him in his coffin .......They put his left leg in ... his left leg out.

:E :E :E

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

[ICARVZ]

Originally posted by khazmash
:laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

Its a goodun eh :):rolling: :E :talk: :lips: :rolleyes:

[ICARVZ]

bigger ode to a bigger pineapple
-------------------------------

A much larger fruit, falls from the sky...
as I sit to lunch, so I wonder why...
A fruit thats so big and juicy, not dry...
can jump from a plane, and think it can fly...

I mean, apples and pears dont hope to fly...
they cant even speak, im not quite sure why...
but a pineapple, yes pineapple, why should it try...
to open the door, and jump from the sky...?

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

The ode to pineappl via burnsides brain.

The pinapple sits upon a stump,
Turns around and says oh flump.
Why are you sad said the little twinkle fairy?
Its because i look so scary...

Pointy bits and stupid rings,
People think im an evil thing.
But your a pretty little fruit, said the fairy.
Yes but that dont mean widdle poop.said mr pineapple.

And the pineapple threw himself off the cliff.....

Splat.

:rolling:

[oo_WiZ_oo]

:eek: burnside you are not a poet and you know it

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

:( Am too!

[coolname]

I RULE THE PINEAPPLES AND YOU KNOW IT..... FEAR ME! :pimp:

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

Why didnt you give yourself a pineapple name? Coolname sorta is um not cool innit. :pikachu:

[ICARVZ]

I have trained "egits" pineapple for the last year...... and soon it will hop forth into battle..... my faithful pineapples will protect me...

:noo: sorta.....

[Eddie Hitler]

Originally posted by oo_WiZ_oo
:eek: burnside you are not a poet and you know it

No but he does like sucking old men's c0cks

[b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e]

Go away.

[ICARVZ]

not many people bother to visit this forum....

[ICARVZ]

During September I was at an exhibition in Cardiff..... and there was this woman from Bath, who was looking round and kept on farting. In the crouded eating area there were 3 empty tables!!!! all of them located around the table she was at.

The Girls on the Danka stand (opposite the eating area) had to hide behind one of the larger copiers, because they almost wet themselves laughing.

so for everyone at wireplay I recorded the event......

(*uh-hum.......clears throat)

There Once Was A Woman From Bath
Who's Farting Made Everyone Laugh
But It Went On So Long
And Made Such A Bad Pong
That She Killed All The Rest Of The Staff