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Nerdy
19-01-2002, 20:29
why you so fly?
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 20:31
Hairy ol' cortina!
MARINE [USMC]
19-01-2002, 20:32
Would you like some jam with that sir

Or maybe a broken FISH ><> ><> ><> ><> ><>

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Oh nooooo abandon cod
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 20:36
EJECT THE CORE!

<Awooga - Awooga>
Spookie
19-01-2002, 20:43
:farmer:
MARINE [USMC]
19-01-2002, 20:50
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****** **:) MY NAME IS DAVID CAN I BE YOUR SPECIAL FRIEND NERD?
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Nerdy
19-01-2002, 20:51
\o/

A friend, at last!
Spookie
19-01-2002, 20:53
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MARINE [USMC]
19-01-2002, 20:55
*****:dog:
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Oh no nerd, david is a werewolf

If you want to run away turn to page 249
If you want to use the piano of power then turn to page 4
Spookie
19-01-2002, 20:58
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WOO HOO!!!111
Spookie
19-01-2002, 20:58
arse
Spookie
19-01-2002, 20:59
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Spookie
19-01-2002, 21:01
**** SAKE!11

(lol @ random swear filter)

I wonder if the trick still works...
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 21:05
Can I drive to page for in my hairy ol' cortina?

If yes go to p342
If no go to p875
MARINE [USMC]
19-01-2002, 21:09
DOOD

THIS BOOKS ONLY 300 PAGES LONG
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 21:22
Not if you read it from my end.
MARINE [USMC]
19-01-2002, 21:24
I only read while sleeping, upside down, in my cave, my dark cave that is right, I am a penguin
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 21:25
I am also a penguin, I have a shiny golden coat that needs to be brushed everyday.
MARINE [USMC]
19-01-2002, 21:28
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Why would a woodchuck chuck would if a woodchuck could chuck wood

If the woodchuck that could chuck wood did chuck wood would this cause economic instability in the western world.
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 21:34
Only if the swallows walked south in protest.
MARINE [USMC]
19-01-2002, 21:36
They would have to get permission from an independant commitee
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 21:49
I'm the on that commitee, so are you. Shall we let them walk south in protest, bearing in mind the economic consequences?
MARINE [USMC]
19-01-2002, 21:51
I dont see why not

The only people that might get hurt are already dead
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 21:54
Do you mean the treehugging hippies we killed last night because they were campaigning for the right of swallows to walk freely? A truly stupid concept, swallows being allowed to walk freely. What next? Hippos bathing in cream cheese?
MARINE [USMC]
19-01-2002, 21:56
They're lawyer has informed me they prefer the term friends of the earth

I shot him of course, 89 times

A PART OF MY SOUL WENT INTO EACH OF THEM BULLETS
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 21:57
Next time use money to buy the bullets. Still, soul well spent.
MARINE [USMC]
19-01-2002, 22:00
A blonde haired man in a long red coat once told me

"LOVE AND PEACE"
NWA
19-01-2002, 22:00
Then out come the firemen who put gasoline in their hoses instead of water and light up the swallows!

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MARINE [USMC]
19-01-2002, 22:01
I bet they were concervatives
NWA
19-01-2002, 22:02
Republicans actually. They're even worse.
MARINE [USMC]
19-01-2002, 22:04
Not for dinner they arnt
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 22:18
I have procured us a luxurious ship to go on a fact finding mission to botswana. The money comes from the starving orphan fund, I could have used the junket fund but we may need that should the revolution come.

Quickly now, we must leave before noon, the U-BY3 has been patroling the Straight of Zeon and sinking all pedal-os!
[-NIM-]Orangelily
19-01-2002, 22:23
You should be ok as long as you don't overlook the hippos bathing in cream-cheese. Apparently they're having to make do with UHT cream at the moment and its causing some distress.
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 22:26
Yes, the lack of fibreglass makes it most abrasive. We are taking steps to remedy the situation. Once the assault carrots retake the dairy we shall be adding wood shavings.
[-NIM-]Orangelily
19-01-2002, 22:27
But do the hippos make the rules? If so the messenger is in trouble.
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 22:29
The hippos only make the rules in so far as they're told what to do. The real powerbrokers is mister butcher, the baker.
[-NIM-]Orangelily
19-01-2002, 22:30
Has the alliance decided to abolish the post of candlestick maker?
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 22:33
I'm afraid the Great Tree-rat ate them.
[-NIM-]Orangelily
19-01-2002, 22:34
Its for the best I suppose, she was becoming quite meddlesome with those cucumber grenades. Some people don't realise that those things aren't toys.
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 22:40
Yes, they buy a forest god of death and war and think they can leave it in a bin bag by the motorway when it grows up. *******s!
[-NIM-]Orangelily
19-01-2002, 22:44
I suggest the Gamesmaster is contacted and made aware of this appauling situation. One can only imagine how the local hedgehog population must be feeling in light of this incursion.

Shall we release the pigeons?
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 22:47
Isn't that a little extreme? I would rather hoard tomatos.
MARINE [USMC]
19-01-2002, 22:48
You know who I never trusted, Sooty, he was always keeping secrets from sweep, who was retarded
Nerdy
19-01-2002, 22:53
I think sue was seeing bungle behind sootys back. Tart.
NWA
19-01-2002, 23:29
I always thought Badger from bodger and Badger was giving Sue a Seeing To with his banger, before giving her a nice covering in Creamy White...Mash. It could well have been actually, come to think of it, she always was a bit easy.
Spookie
19-01-2002, 23:44
fish.
Nerdy
24-01-2002, 10:39
Fly south for the air-miles.
NWA
24-01-2002, 11:12
No, go West to find ur fortune. And there's more airmiles East-West than North-South anyway =)