Legion
12-02-2002, 10:55
...So there, I am, in Sri Lanka, formerly Ceylone, at about
3 O'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown
M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage
that night.
So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions
there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town.
So we go.
And it's closed.
So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby,
breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well instead of
a guard dog they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger.
I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son...
... that's a different story altogether.
I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.
Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.
3 O'clock in the morning, looking for one thousand brown
M&Ms to fill a brandy glass, or Ozzy wouldn't go on stage
that night.
So, Jeff Beck pops his head 'round the door, and mentions
there's a little sweets shop on the edge of town.
So we go.
And it's closed.
So there's me, and Keith Moon, and David Crosby,
breaking into that little sweets shop, eh. Well instead of
a guard dog they've got this bloody great big bengal tiger.
I managed to take out the tiger with a can of mace, but the shopkeeper and his son...
... that's a different story altogether.
I had to beat them to death with their own shoes.
Nasty business, really, but sure enough I got the M&Ms and Ozzy went on stage and did a great show.