10 reasons why Jenks sucks at DaoC

[Bandito]

1) When he sees a fighter class male - he hits f11 twice to bring him to first-person-view mode - then he walks up to em..........and looks at em.

why does he do this i hear u mutter into your well combed beards?

BECOZ HE LIKES MEN"!!!!


there's 9 other reasons, none of which i can be fked to divulge now.

[[JA]JEnKiNs]

Your Mercanary was so purty ;(

I seem to remember you staring at my Friar's ass for a large period last time we played...

YOU FANCY A DONKEE?!?!

[Bandito]

yes.......yes i do ;(

IS THAT SO WRONG IN TODAYS COSMOPOLITAN POSTMODERn WORLD??!!!!!!1

[[JA]JEnKiNs]

Never group with me again :|

[Bandito]

"u have joined Donkees group"

AHAAHAH...............

i need blood :|

[BombBomb]

Pair of fkin ****'s

[[JA]JEnKiNs]

You may join my group, but i shall never heal you again :|

HAAHHAHA OH NO!!!!! LOOK!!!!!! A SMALL WOLF CUP IS ATTACKING YUO!?!¬!!!¬! QUICK RUN !!! QUICK IT IS TOO HARD FOR YUO! !! AHAH !! ! HAHHAHH!!!!

I.......

[Easileigh]

whereever possible fight next to a zone or town so u can either zone or get the guards to kill adds or hard stuff

[Bandito]

OMG EASILEISLGHH! WER ARE NOT NOOBES EF EF ES!!11

seriously tho, tis a tactic i picked up sharpish ;) From the early days i was attackin stuff, gettin felt close to death, then leggin it back to the nearby gaurd and cowering beind him like some form of chastised dog whilst he dealt with whatever was tryin to force itself upon me at the time.


and jenks.............................


a retort is comin soon ;(

[[JA]JEnKiNs]

Hit me baby, one more................time

[*HatCHeT*]

BEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRDDDDDDY!!!

Jenks, get back to eq ya mince :p

[Mortikhi]

Pfft.

SB > DAoC > EQ

:E