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Blummin hell im so fu<kin happy to see u lot again!! lets just hope everyone else returns...
i know you all hated me coz i was a right a55, lol, but i luv u guys and its cool to be back chattin wiv yas!! i think im gunna cry *sob* ... i need a lie down...
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
15-04-2002, 18:25
Ahhhhh.
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
16-04-2002, 19:21
Ahhhhhhhh.
aaawwwwwwwwwww, grins.....
lights a cigar........ happiness....... (wonders who's g-string the composer used)...... is a shakespearean play....
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
29-04-2002, 16:25
/observes skidmark on g strink.
/sniffs
/licks
Hmmm nice.
the skid is inspected by a team of scientists, but no dna match is located....... who does the skid belong too?????
who indeed.....
=][-VViZ-][=
01-05-2002, 02:50
Channel 5's CSI team have carefully tested the aforementioned garment.
It provides something of a puzzle though since there are two different and distinctstrands of DNA......?
A pervy mystery eh? :naughty:
on closer inspection one DNA strand is from a wireplay player, and the other from a gamespyarcade player...... uurrrghhhh
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
01-05-2002, 19:36
Oh my god. could it be the first signs of the hybrid player?
No this cannot be. you are either one or the other.
/sniffs some more......
Hmmm puzzling.
any carrot in their burnsy??? that gets everywhere
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
01-05-2002, 20:24
/sniffs
/reallyreallysniffs
*small clinker breaks off and goes up nose
ARGH.
does emergency heimlich maneuver, and saves burnside's life...... you owe me man :)
LMAO!!!!!!
http://daily.chattanooga.com/tur.htm
QUOTE
"Stunned gasps were heard from onlookers as they got their first glimpse off the monster poop"
Dont take it seriously, but this site just made me crease up so much it needs another mention.
http://daily.chattanooga.com
http://daily.chattanooga.com/blaze.mpeg
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
01-05-2002, 23:35
tsk toilet humour.
Tutututututut.
:eek:
=][-VViZ-][=
02-05-2002, 00:35
Burnside u know u love it
did you read the monster plop article.... LMAO - some wierd stuff out there :P
they guessed I was a man, with 86% certanty
http://www.thespark.com/gendertest
=][-VViZ-][=
02-05-2002, 01:28
the same bast@rds said they were 86% confident i was a woman :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
every1 please notice, that concerning the previous post, I have not made any direct comment upon the unfortunate outcome....
:rolleyes:
=][-VViZ-][=
02-05-2002, 01:40
Oi its not my fault thier system is flawed!
=][-VViZ-][=
02-05-2002, 01:42
Well according to these test ppl i am:
86% woman
40% gay
27% basstard
they are ALL wrong GRRRR
oh well :cool:
LOL - your so emotional...... so gay :)
=][-VViZ-][=
02-05-2002, 01:42
by the way, the basstard test can be found here:
http://www.popex.com/cgi-bin/links/frame.cgi?messageID=190869&mCategory=59
=][-VViZ-][=
02-05-2002, 01:44
lol i forgot basstard is corrected here by profanity protector, when i checked my post it said i was 27% goat!
ROFL
=][-VViZ-][=
02-05-2002, 01:46
and im emotional because they think im a complete basstard who happens to also be a gay woman!
you would be upset too.
(I hasten to add im NOT upset because i am ACTUALLY a complete basstard who happens to be a gay woman and i have been found out cos im none of those things)
your not a woman then..... shucks :rolleyes:
=][-VViZ-][=
02-05-2002, 01:57
yes..........
I know it's dissappointing realising the truth that im not a buxom leggy blonde typing away......
BUT I MAY AS WELL BE ACCORDING TO THEM POPEX PPL!!!!
grrrr
Im going to set my army of munkees on them ;)
:3headed: :3headed: :3headed: :jigga: :jigga: :3headed: :3headed: :3headed:
those tests were very funny......... ill have to look out for other odd sites......:bomb:
http://test3.thespark.com/puritytest/ - ill say no more....
hey Im 49% pure........ is that good or bad ????? whats your results ????
for other tests look here http://www.thespark.com/
according to the death test I will die on may 15th 2046 !!!!!
http://test.thespark.com/deathtest/
oh and Im not currently pregnant
http://test.thespark.com/pregnancytest/
=][-VViZ-][=
02-05-2002, 23:48
I havent found out when ill die yet.
I'm 58% pure i think which means i am more pure than you Icarvz ner-ner :p
I also have an IQ of 146 which is bollox lol and only about 8-9% have higher or summit.
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
03-05-2002, 00:58
Oh dear.
:rolleyes:
My personality results below:
MASTERMIND
(Submissive Introvert Abstract Thinker )
Like just 8% of the population you are a MASTERMIND (SIAT). You can be silent and withdrawn, but behind your reserved exterior lies an active mind that allows you to analyze situations and come up with creative, unexpected solutions. Normal people call this "scheming." Don't learn German.
Anyway, your sense of style and originality are your strengths, and people will respect your judgment once they get to know you. If you learn to be a little more personable, you could be a great leader--you've definitely got the "vision" thing down. Just make sure all the plotting you do behind those eyes of yours is healthy.
ooops I forgot, test @ http://test.thespark.com/person/
honest it is.....
and my primary belbin team role is PLANT, with secondary role MONITOR-EVALUATOR
=][-VViZ-][=
03-05-2002, 15:26
Like just 12% of the population you are a DREAMER (SIAF)--reserved and imaginative. You are basically the shy, silent type. You don't have much interest in facts and figures or most of what's going on around you, but the internal worlds you build for yourself are rich and complex.
Thats me ^^
=][-VViZ-][=
03-05-2002, 15:42
You exhibit a stress percentage of
13%
which barely registers. Get a job.
Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
consciousness.
Q.E.D.
lol they tell me to get a job but i already have one.
also, most people who are my age ( 18 ) are 69% stressed!!!
ROFL guess im too laid back to be stressed like those lot.
=][-VViZ-][=
03-05-2002, 15:43
You exhibit a stress percentage of
13%
which barely registers. Get a job.
Your Stress Test answers indicate that to reduce your stress level even further you should eliminate at least one of the following from your life immediately:
consciousness.
Q.E.D.
lol they tell me to get a job but i already have one.
also, most people who are my age ( 18 ) are 69% stressed!!!
ROFL guess im too laid back to be stressed like those lot. [/B][/QUOTE]
Inner Child results below:
Little Filthy Old Pervert
(Perverse Spoiled Dysfunctional Adult)
Your inner child is the Little Filthy Old Pervert (PSDA). He's not so bad, though, as far as inner children are concerned. Just give him a park bench and a trenchcoat and he's ready to go.
What's more, you could practically hang meat on all of your hang-ups. Phobias, fetishes, anxieties, neurosese... there are so many things happening inside you at once that your inner child is lost in the woods and hunted by wierd psycological animals. He stays hidden so much it's like he's not even there.
It's not so much that he's insane, it's just that you're crazy.
It's up to you to lure him out with bits of cheese and sugar and get him some rehabilitation. Or stay hunted.
LOL
Stress results below:
You exhibit a stress percentage of
9%
which barely registers. Get a job.
Lazyness results below:
Congrats you finished the test! You can't be that lazy then, can you? We've taken that into account, and your low-low APR financed couch potato co-efficient value is...
56% lazy
FYI, you are not quite lazy enough to require help with de-panting:
Bravado results below:
The American Bravado Quiz has determined that you are...
71%
Total American Warbird
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
03-05-2002, 18:37
I would love to reply with something relevant....
but........ W T F?
LOL - funny place with loadsa tests to take..... said I was 23% gay - LOL
wiz was 40, even u were 33 burns
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
03-05-2002, 21:33
Hmmm me thinks icarvz is lying to show us up, ye think wiz?
Ha, i found out your troo results. Someone rang me up and it was 100 percent pure.
Ack. :sailor:
me lie??? never !!!! and I resent the implication that I pass on terminal inexactitudes!!!!! :(
=][-VViZ-][=
04-05-2002, 02:35
no......
alas, there are no lies here....
They reckon im 40% gay
well ladeez, if u excuse me.... ive more tests to find...... :naughty:
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
04-05-2002, 22:57
So glad none of us here have lives.
I would be worried!
=][-VViZ-][=
04-05-2002, 23:38
i have a life
so have I......... im not sure where I left mine though.....
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