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b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
20-04-2002, 23:56
Your not taking a razor on safari are you??????:eek: :eek:
=][-VViZ-][=
21-04-2002, 00:12
Nah, i just use this portable wax sh;t.
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
21-04-2002, 00:13
i wouldnt go anywhere without my razor.....:naughty:
=][-VViZ-][=
21-04-2002, 00:15
Yes but using a razor on your bikini line is pretty dangerous, what if u slipped.....
Lucky i only shave my face eh?
:P
dangerous razor? then hey! (in confident american voice) use remmington fuz-away! - yes get rid of that old fuzz.... order today and get lady-mustache remover!!! and wait for just £19.99 you also get the eager beaver remover too!!!!!
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
25-04-2002, 22:47
ROFL Eager Beaver.
I can just imagine some old granny saying "oo come play with my......" yeah you get the pic.:eek:
thats an image i didnt really want.... take it back at once!
=][-VViZ-][=
25-04-2002, 22:50
Burnside u ba5tard.
U bring up an image like that and ......... grrrr goddamn my vivid imagination!
:(
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
25-04-2002, 22:50
Doh, its gone everywhere.....
Could take a while. :rolling:
la la la la la (fingers in ears) la la la la
Dont you just hate finding pubes in places they shudnt be :eek:
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
26-04-2002, 18:36
R O F L.
That sux sometimes dont it?:lips:
so whats better....
woman with waxed legs? or shaved legs ??
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
28-04-2002, 23:59
Waxed. Coz there is no stubble for longer, and silky smooth. Plus if you do it for them you can acidentally go a little too high.
Thats always fun :naughty: :lips:
=][-VViZ-][=
29-04-2002, 00:49
I have to agree with burnside, waxed is best cos they are silyk etc as he said.
I think women in general shave more often than wax though cos its more convenient although i have never personally shaved/waxed a woman's legs.
well if you do, make sure you concentrate on what you wax!!!!!! or your life may end unexpectedly.......... and painfully.......... several times.
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
29-04-2002, 16:23
Heh, you should try it sometime. The pain is all in your hands.
Mwahahahahahahahahahahhahahah
smooth silky legs......... hmmmmmm
anyway - why do french girls have a bad rep for having half the thatch from a small cottege growing out from under their arms??
surely they cant all be that hairy.....
actually after some thought, I withdraw my earlier comment [as no discussion is needed]
=][-VViZ-][=
01-05-2002, 03:17
French girls arn't always hairly, its a myth
yes, but..... why the myth?
is their a conspiracy by british girls, to shut out the french???
=][-VViZ-][=
01-05-2002, 17:18
Well i think they are jealous of girls what live on the continent, esp French and Italians. Dunno why, Meditteranean fiestiness?
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
01-05-2002, 19:32
When i went to france i was horrified. It is no myth. I saw with my own eyes the hair which crept over their front arms.
/makes oneself vomit
ARGH.
=][-VViZ-][=
01-05-2002, 22:48
I think we need to...
a) Get some French ppl here to defend their nation
b) Seek out some pro-French websites to balance the debate.
Personally, i dislike the French girls but Italians are sexy.
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
01-05-2002, 23:21
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
No.
Hairyarmpits are rank.
=][-VViZ-][=
02-05-2002, 00:47
lol i totally agree.
Remember in that awards thing where Julia Roberts waved and had hairy pits??
YIKES!!!!!
that was baaaad. :bigcry:
..strikes a match...... hmmm methinks wiz has a french fettish....
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
03-05-2002, 01:08
ROFL i remember that.
40 whatsit red ballons as well.
Mmmm. Just imagine the beads of sweat dripping off the hair after a good run.
:bigcry:
I offer my services as "thatch" remover for any ladeeez out there!
Priority applications from any females 16 to 26, who are under 10 stone. and has dark hair...... and no spots...... :)
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
03-05-2002, 13:26
Hahahahahaha. And preferably DD cup :)
Im not that fussy.... will also accept applications from those afflicted with just a D-cup
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
03-05-2002, 13:36
Fair enough. But a size of between 28-32 inch waist please.
yeah thats fine,
ok ladeez.... line up!!!! - and wait your turn ;)
ok im back whoah !!!! what a cue...... :afro:
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
03-05-2002, 18:49
buh?:confused:
of women... duh
whata queue - all in need of thatch removal.... dirty job, but some1's gotta do it....
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
03-05-2002, 21:31
Yeah a damn dirty job. but you might stumble on long lost items tho coudlnt you?
what hidden under 2 feet of thatch???? :P
=][-VViZ-][=
04-05-2002, 01:57
Why did u only ask for dark haired girls :(
Blondes are just as worthy of attention thank u.
everyone talks about blonds....... so Im investigating the hidden possibilities, the undiscovered country that is...... the brunette.. :P
b-u-r-n-s-i-d-e
04-05-2002, 22:47
Brunettes are much hotter than blondes. See SMG in cruel intentions.
/droooooooooooooooooooools
=][-VViZ-][=
05-05-2002, 00:03
<SIGH>
there is no way u can say brunettes are hotter than blondes burnside, what about SMG in Buffy????
Blondes and brunettes are equal, they both have their advantages and disadvantages.
FHM magazine explored this topic of blondes vs brunettes in depth.
and what, pray tell.... were the results??? :rolleyes:
This seems to be the most logical place to put this.....
burnside.......
WHERE IS THE WP CLIENT!!!!!!! WHERE WHERE WHERE !!!!!! :bigcry:
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