Reports From School

[Psychotic]

I myself am not in school anymore - left nearly 2 years ago, but many of my young friends are.. I was talking to one of them yesterday who was upset about his situation at home. I asked him to explain and this is what I got



Well our reports came out earlier this week, I left mine in history in which one of my friends picked it up. They read through it only to find the head of years comments on me chewing.. It read: "simon is constantly getting into trouble beacuse he is always masticating during classes". My friends proceeded to change the c to a b so that it read "simon is constantly getting into trouble beause he is always mastibating in classes"..


At this point I cant hold back and just burst out laughing. tbh he found it quite funny too when looking back upon it, but he did start crying cause his parents were laying into him at home.. I comforted him as much as I could but I still cant stop laughing about it.. :)

hope you enjoyed the read

[FiRe]

lol :naughty: :lips: :pimp:

[Spritey]

Little story from my college earlier this year..

The two class clowns, Im talking real idiots that will get no where in life but to irritate others. Well they decide as a good end of term joke to stick extremely graphic gay/homosexual porn on eachothers college account hard-drive space without each one another’s knowledge. We inspired them both with the idea separately.

So they both walk into college the next day finding out that they have been “temporally removed” from there class’s, finally escorted off the college campus bewildered to what was going on. Told only to ask there parents when getting home.

Upon getting home they find there parents have in there possession letters explaining the reason for there dismissal, explicit details of which the graphic gay/homosexual porn which was present on there accounts.

Can you imagine?

“hi son, it’s ok we know. We understand, you don’t have to hide anylonger.”

[Psychotic]

Please feel free to reply with your own funnny stories - I would like to create a collection for the wpbots website :)

[Tenshi]

lol, i'm a big fan of that one ;) :naughty: