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Ladywarrior
17-01-2003, 11:30
An inflatable pupil goes to his inflatable school and is having a really bad day. Bored in his history lesson he gets up and walks out.

Walking down the corridor he sees the inflatable headmaster walking towards him and he pulls a knife out and stabs him, before running out of the school.

Once outside he thinks again "I hate school", pulls his knife out again and stabs the inflatable school.

He then runs off to his inflatable home.

Two hours later his inflatable mum is knocking at his inflatable bedroom door with the inflatable police.

In a panic, inflatable boy pulls out the knife once more and stabs himself.

Later on in the evening he wakes up in inflatable hospital and sees the headmaster is in the inflatable bed next to him.

Shaking his deflated head, more in sorrow than anger, the headmaster gravely intones :-

"You've let me down, you've let the school down but, worst of all, you've let yourself down".

Lt. Sex Machine
17-01-2003, 11:35
:inflatable groan: :laugh:

Tatarna
17-01-2003, 12:06
That was a bit of a let down.:E

Wildthing
17-01-2003, 12:12
:rolleyes: :cool: so much for an inflated ego ;)

Tatarna
17-01-2003, 12:51
He must have been pumped up :D

Refugee
17-01-2003, 12:56
That's a sh*t joke

[WiZ]Prodigy
17-01-2003, 13:03
It was...grimace worthy.

Here's a good joke:

A Englishman, an Irishman and a Scouser walk into a job centre...

MeTa
18-01-2003, 06:52
What's blue and does'nt fit any more?

Lt. Sex Machine
18-01-2003, 11:18
Barrymoore's Boyfriend?

Glug...glug...

Tonster
18-01-2003, 13:02
Originally posted by MeTa
What's blue and does'nt fit any more?
A frozen epileptic?

[/bad taste]

schnor
18-01-2003, 14:27
Two unemployed Irish lumberjacks are walking past their local job centre when they see an advert saying "Tree fellers wanted! Great pay!"

"Aaah, that's a shame" says Murphy

"Why's that?" asks Paddy

Murphy says "It sounds like a perfect job, but we're one person short"

sorry :P