Is this old? Probably...

[Flomotion]

...but I found it funny :D

http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

[Wildthing]

lol i allways wanted to talk like a 12yr old hehe

[Oggy]

WEL MOST OF U KNOW MAH S2RY111!11!1 LOL

ANYWAY I DID A GNVQ INTERMADIAT LAST YAAR AND GOT A MERIT AS IT WAS TUPENCA-HAP3NY EASY1!!!1!!! WTF LOL

THIS Y3AR IMM DONG A BT3C ADVANCAD IN IT AND ITS UTER CRAP BORNG AS HAL AND BASICALY IMM THINKNG OF DROPNG OUT11!111 OMG

BASICALY IMA TRY MAH LUK WIT UNIS EVEN IF ITS DARBY AS I DONT HAEV TIEM 2 WASET IMM 19 FS!!1!!!1! OMG LOL

BASICALY IVA SPOK3N 2 MAH FLATM8S AND THEY THINK ITS A GOD IEDA11!1 OMG IMM JUST GONA GO UP 2 TEH UNI (AFTER I FIND TEH COURSE I WANT 2 DO) AND FIND TEH GUY TAHT RUNS IT AND T3L HIM HOW IT IS AND HOPAFULY HAL SE SENS3 AND LET ME JOIN UP N3XT Y3AR OR FIND ANOTHER WAY ROUND BNG LAET

SO WHERE CAN I FIND OUT ABOUT COURSES ETC AL IT BAESD IF POS

1111!11 LOL

[Nephand]

argh...brain fall down, go boom.

[Razz]

OMG TAHTS A RILLY COL SIET!!!1111 OMG WTF LOL

[Nephand]

I think you'll find it's spelt "RALLY".

Wait...

ohmygodkillmenow.

[Sicknote]

My thesis from yesteryear, in Geforce speak:

From this:

In what follows I examine the events of the Falklands War in the light of the just war tradition and come to some conclusions about the moral justifications which might be offered for the two parties involved. For the purpose of the discussion I assume that there is, indeed, such a thing as a just war and I shall, thus, not be concerned to defend this claim against the claims of pacifism in its various forms. I simply take it that there are circumstances in which recourse to violence is, in principle, morally justified and that there are morally defensible (or at least tolerable) means of prosecuting such just wars.

To this:

IN WUT FOLOWS I EXMIEN TEH AVENTS OF TEH FOKLANDS WAR IN DA LIGHT OF DA JUST WAR TRADITION AND COME 2 SOME CONCLUSIONS ABOUT DA MORAL JUSTIFICATIONS WHICH MIGHT B OF3RED FOR TEH TWO PARTEIS INVOLVED!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL FOR TEH PURPOSE OF TEH DISCUSION I ASUM3 TAHT THEIR IS INDED SUCH A THNG AS A JUST WAR AND I SHAL THUS NOT B CONCERN3D 2 DEFAND THIS CLAME AGANEST DA CLAMES OF PACIFISM IN ITS VARIOUS FORMS!1111 OMG I SIMPLY TAEK IT TAHT THEYRE R CIRCUMSTANCAS IN WHICH RECOURSE 2 VIOL3NCE IS IN PRINCIPLE MORALY JUSTIFEID AND TAHT THEYRE R MORALY D3F3NSIBLE (OR AT LEAST 2LERABLA) M3ANS OF PROSACUTNG SUCH JUST WARS11!11!!! OMG LOL

A difference between a 1:1 and a 2:1 methinks.

[Nephand]

and if only you'd found this earlier you might have got that 1:1?

:D

[Eric]

Oggy, you should put that through the translator and see what it comes out like!

[Silenced]

LOL THIS PROGRM IS **** - AVERYTHNG I SAY COMES OUT DA SME IN TEH BOTOM BOX.1!11111!!1!1!!!1!1! LOL O WATE /

[Ronaldo]

Where is the enemy flag? - WHERA IS DA MAH FLAG??!??? WTF

Who is the best top spiral soldier ever? - WHO IS DA BST 2P SPIRAL SOLDEIR 3V3R?!!!?!!! OMG WTF LOL

Sometimes when nobody is looking I pick my nose. Then I roll it between my thumb and forefinger for a hour or so. When done I reinsert it into my gaping nostril.

SOMETIEMS WHAN NOBODY IS LOKNG I PIK MAH NOS3!111!11! WTF THAN I ROL IT BTWEN MAH THUMB AND FOR3FNGAR FOR A HOUR OR SO!!1!!!1 WTF LOL WHEN DON3 I REINSART IT IN2 MAH GAPNG NOSTRIL!111 WTF LOL

[[SCW]Nessie]

Dunno what you're all laughing at. Most of J00 speak like this already !

[[TGC]Snow]

IF U CAN KEP UR HEAD WH3N AL ABOUT U LOSNG THERE AND BLMNG IT ON U U CAN TRUST UR WHEN AL M3N DOUBT U MAEK ALOWANCA FOR THEYRE DOUBTNG 2
IF U CAN WATE AND NOT B TIERD BY WATENG
OR BNG LEID ABOUT DONT DAAL IN LEIS
OR BNG HAETD DONT GIEV WAY 2 HATNG
AND Y3T DONT LOK 2 GOD NOR TOK 2 WIES


IF U CAN DRAM--AND NOT MAEK DRAMS UR MASTER
IF U CAN THINK--AND NOT MAEK THOUGHTS UR AME
IF U CAN MET WIT TRIUMPH AND DISASTER
AND TR3AT THOSE TWO IMPOS2RS JUST DA SME
IF U CAN BAR 2 HAAR TEH TRUTH U SPOKEN
TWISTED BY KNAEVS 2 MAEK A TRAP FOR FOLS
OR WATCH TEH THNGS U GAEV UR LIEF 2 BROKEN
AND S2P AND BUILDAM UP WIT WORN-OUT 2LS


IF U CAN MAEK ON3 H3AP OF AL UR WINNGS
AND RISK IT ON ONE TURN OF PITCH-AND-2S
AND LOSA AND START AGANE AT UR BGINNGS
AND N3VAR TEH A WORD ABOUT UR LOS
IF U CAN FORCE UR HEART AND N3RVE AND SIENW
2 SERVA UR TURN LONG AFTER THAY R GONE
AND SO HOLD ON WHEN THEYRE IS NOTHNG IN U DA WIL WHICH SAYS 2 THEM HOLD ON


IF1!!!1!11 OMG WTF U CAN TOK WIT CROWDS AND KEP UR VIRTUA
OR WOK WIT KNGS--NOR LOSA TEH COMON 2UCH
IF NEITHER FOAS NOR LOVNG FREINDS CAN HURT U AL MEN COUNT WIT U BUT NON3 2 MUCH
IF U CAN FIL DA UNFORGIVNG WIT SIXTY SECONDS WORTH OF DISTANCE UR IS DA 3ARTH AND AV3RYTHNG TAHTS IN IT
AND--WHICH IS U B A MAN MAH SON!1111!11 OMG LOL

[rinseh]

From:
IN WUT FOLOWS I EXMIEN TEH AVENTS OF TEH FOKLANDS WAR IN DA LIGHT OF DA JUST WAR TRADITION AND COME 2 SOME CONCLUSIONS ABOUT DA MORAL JUSTIFICATIONS WHICH MIGHT B OF3RED FOR TEH TWO PARTEIS INVOLVED!1!1!1 OMG WTF LOL FOR TEH PURPOSE OF TEH DISCUSION I ASUM3 TAHT THEIR IS INDED SUCH A THNG AS A JUST WAR AND I SHAL THUS NOT B CONCERN3D 2 DEFAND THIS CLAME AGANEST DA CLAMES OF PACIFISM IN ITS VARIOUS FORMS!1111 OMG I SIMPLY TAEK IT TAHT THEYRE R CIRCUMSTANCAS IN WHICH RECOURSE 2 VIOL3NCE IS IN PRINCIPLE MORALY JUSTIFEID AND TAHT THEYRE R MORALY D3F3NSIBLE (OR AT LEAST 2LERABLA) M3ANS OF PROSACUTNG SUCH JUST WARS11!11!!! OMG LOL

To:

IN WUT FOLOWS I EXMEIN T3H AEVNTS OF T3H FOKLANDS WAR IN DA LIGHT OF DA JUST WAR TRADITION AND COME 2 SOMA CONCLUSIONS ABOUT DA MORAL JUSTIFICATIONS WHICH MIGHT B OF3RED FOR TEH TWO PART3IS INVOLVED111!1!11! OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL FOR T3H PURPOS3 OF TEH DISCUSION I ASUM3 TAHT THERE IS IND3D SUCH A THNG AS A JUST WAR AND I SHAL THUS NOT B CONCERN3D 2 D3FAND THIS CLME AGAENST DA CLMES OF PACIFISM IN ITS VARIOUS FORMS1111!!!!! OMG OMG I SIMPLY TAEK IT TAHT THAYR3 R CIRCUMSTANCAS IN WHICH R3COURSE 2 VIOL3NC3 IS IN PRINCIPLE MORALY JUSTIEFID AND TAHT THEYR3 R MORALY D3F3NSIBL3 (OR AT L3AST 2L3RABLA) M3ANS OF PROSACUTNG SUCH JUST WARS11!!!11!!! OMG LOL OMG LOL

And you can keep going until eventually you get this:

IN WUT FOLOWS I 3XMAN T3H A3VNTS OF T3H FOKLANDS WAR IN DA LIGHT OF DA JUST WAR TRADITION AND COM3 2 SOMA CONCLUSIONS ABOUT DA MORAL JUSTIFICATIONS WHICH MIGHT B OF3RAD FOR T3H TWO PART3IS INVOLV3D11111!111!!11!11 WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG LOL OMG OMG LOL LOL OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL LOL OMG LOL OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL FOR T3H PURPOS3 OF TAH DISCUSION I ASUM3 TAHT THAYR3 IS IND3D SUCH A THNG AS A JUST WAR AND I SHAL THUS NOT B CONC3RN3D 2 D3FAND THIS CLMA AGA3NST DA CLM3S OF PACIFISM IN ITS VARIOUS FORMS11111111111!1!1!1!!11 OMG WTF LOL WTF LOL OMG LOL OMG LOL OMG OMG WTF WTF LOL WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL OMG WTF LOL WTF OMG WTF LOL LOL OMG OMG I SIMPLY TA3K IT TAHT THAYR3 R CIRCUMSTANCAS IN WHICH R3COURS3 2 VIOL3NC3 IS IN PRINCIPLA MORALY JUSTA3FID AND TAHT TH3YR3 R MORALY D3F3NSIBL3 (OR AT L3AST 2L3RABLA) M3ANS OF PROSACUTNG SUCH JUST WARS11111111111!11!!! OMG OMG LOL WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF LOL LOL WTF LOL WTF LOL LOL OMG WTF OMG LOL WTF LOL OMG LOL OMG LOL




Omg lol

[-Dale-]

scary its like reading my old forum replys :|

[ezt]

from :

Competitiveness could be defined as the ability of a nation to compete successfully internationally and sustain increases in both real output and wealth. Measures such as long run GDP change and unit labour costs all affect international competitiveness.
One of the major factors affecting the UK’s international competitiveness is unit labour costs. Unit labour costs are the total of manufacturing productivity/wages/salaries and could be said to be the labour cost necessary to make one unit of output.


to :
COMPETITIEVNES CUD B D3FIEND AS TEH ABILITY OF A NATION 2 COMP3TE SUCESFULY INT3RNATIONALY AND SUSTANE INCR3AESS IN BOTH REAL OUTPUT AND W3ALTH!1!!!11 OMG MEASUR3S SUCH AS LONG RUN GDP CHANGE AND UNIT LABOUR COSTS AL AFECT INTERNATIONAL COMPATITIEVN3S11!11 LOL
ONE OF DA MAJOR FAC2RS AFECTNG DA UK’S INTARNATIONAL COMPETITIEVN3S IS UNIT LABOUR COSTS1111! OMG WTF LOL UNIT LABOUR COSTS R DA 2TAL OF MANUFACTURNG PRODUCTIVITY/WAEGS/SALAREIS AND CUD B SADE 2 B TEH LABOUR COST N3CESARY 2 MAEK ONA UNIT OF OUTPUT1!11! WTF LOL

in some dodgy economics essay i had to do ages ago