Omg?! Dead!?

[Kalleth]

ITSS GOING INTO THAT DEADLY STATE THING WHERE ITS ALMOST DEAD
GET THE ELECTRIC ZAPPY THING!
ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
CLEAR!
ZANG!
DAMN DIDNT WORK, INCREASE POWER!
zZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP
CLEAR!
ZANG!
STILL NO, BP 10/10! WE'RE LOSING IT!?
Its no use, i think we have to give up, doctor.
NO, I WILL NOT LOSE A FORUM ON MY SHIFT! INCREASE POWER!
zzzZZZZZZZZIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIPPP
WE CANNAE DO IT LADDIE? WE DINNAE HAVE THE POWER?
OH SHUT UP!
CLEAR!
ZANG!
BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!
Normal functions restored. Forums close to death. Please enter it on the chart, nurse.
Oh yes, doctor.
</surrealism>

[ssmmdd]

And I thought Moderators were supposed to stop spam? :P

[-=AC=-Earlgrey]

Not in here......

[Mister666]

SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM





/irony

[Champ]

pork?

[-=AC=-Earlgrey]

reconstituted pig heads?

[JackG4]

Chicken? :)
I'm sorry, I've missed the purpose. :{

[Pixie Pete]

Missed the porpoise? :confused:

[JackG4]

Oh, shut up. :{

[Kalleth]

moo.

[Slam]

Originally posted by Champ
pork?

As chat up lines go, it's not too bad.
This little fella is to the point, yet enough of a euphimism to allow a back track and some mischievous "pretend they misheard" antics... or at the very least a free drink (even if it is thrown at you)
:p1mp:

[ragga]

hmmm, almost as good as "bacon sani?"