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SniperUK
06-01-1999, 18:22
Well lads.......... I like the way you all put your comments about like that, hack this, hack that, i'm a hacker, he's a hacker, blah blah.........

Question or Fact: If you were a hacker/cracker ? Would you tell someone ?, spread it about on a board ?, do stupid stuff like crack mail boxes ?

LOL - Kids talk......... I spent 10 mins reading that kids talk - still, very amusing, and to think that some of you peeps went along with it............ D33 ? Beta ? - Stop reading them Damm books !!!!! (or 2600)

:-)

VELVET
06-01-1999, 18:30
Jeez - do you not think that there has been enough on this topic already in 1999???

SniperUK
07-01-1999, 11:08
yesterday was the first time I looked at the board, so its a new topic for me, old for you lot..........


But if you read my comment carefuly, you will see that those who claim to be, and claim to be able.........

Are basically total idiots. Think about what I said..........

VELVET
07-01-1999, 12:58
LOL - Okay - sorry - it was more a question to everyone who has been reading these boards whilst all this has been going on - not a dig at you... I think we've all found a certain amount of humour in it - and at one stage there was that much heated debate that this forum was beating Quake II's forum on number of posts... Wow!!!

I only posted because I wanted to stop this thread before it got into another hacking debate and more kids humiliated themselves with their efforts to hack... But I suppose if you feel you missed out we could always stage one??? Who's going to pretend to be a loud-mouthed hacker??? http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif

Cheers m8

VELVET

CHAS
07-01-1999, 14:47
Perhaps you should voluteer for that job Velvet http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif

Chas

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CHAS
07-01-1999, 15:08
Perhaps you should volunteer for that job Velvet http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif

Chas

VELVET
07-01-1999, 15:16
Okay - good idea...

So who wants to join my hacking clan??? Its called POTENTIAL ERROR... We currently have no members (not even me)... Our aim is to take over the world and make it a better place for everyone - especially those in third world countrys... We will achieve this by sitting around, posting bits from books on message forums and contradicting everything we say in an effort to look cool...

Anyone interested shouldn't bother contacting me as I will simply pass your email on to one of our 5,000,000 ally hacking clans for mail-bombing...

This the sort of thing you wanted CHA5 m8??? http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif


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Cheers m'dears

VELVET

Hog
07-01-1999, 16:49
Oh no! It looks like Velvets been hacked, and someone is posing as him!! Do they Hackerz have no shame? Where will it all end?
ROFL http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif

SniperUK
07-01-1999, 17:54
HEHE !!
LOL

Thats more like it, rather than peeps slagging each other off, and whatever have you, having a laugh and taking the **** out of those that claim to be is much better.

Anyway, any of you lot actually play any games on WP ??????

VELVET
07-01-1999, 19:03
I seem to remember a time when I played on WirePlay - tended to find myself playing as many Rapid Channel games as I could fit on my hard disk plus a bit of Quake II... Nowadays you might find me playing the excellently retro Rumble in the Void or Legal Crime (which reminds me its the club introduction night tonite - visit my site for more details: http://www.btinternet.com/~n.a.hardwick/legalcrime/ )...

By the way - my new hacking clan http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif POTENTIAL ERROR has just set up an ICQ division - to join it you need to be prepared to spend hours trawling through ICQ search looking for WirePlay people that we can bother... I'm expecting the result of this to do much good - perhaps even world peace...


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Cheers m'dears

VELVET

Hog
07-01-1999, 19:21
Hmmm, yer Sniper, it may seem that way with us because of our dedication to improving the lot on WP. Personally I play Colin Mac Rally, Red ALert, Q2, Rumble, Populous, Half Life, Unreal, Forsaken, Poker, Netmech,Crib and a few others. I have entered about 10 different tournys (different games) only won once (poker http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif)and was in Div2 of the Quake league about 6 months ago. So, yer we do play a bit, but its the important work we do on here thats most enjoyable, we have an agenda too, but we cant talk about because its a hidden one. http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif
Hogz.
PeaCE ThRo KaoZ

Athanateus
07-01-1999, 19:38
Hey this thread is much more fun than the last one on Hackers!

Velvet, Can I not join your Hackerz club - I'd like to let people know that I'm an offical non-member.

Sorry I can't join you in the Legal Crime intro evening - I do want to play that - but I've already agreed to play Colin McRae this evening.

Hey yes, people who work for wireplay do sometimes get time to play games once in a while http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/wink.gif

Oh! by the way - for once I'm not going to claim responsibility for us trying to get Shogo & Sin servers up and running - it was all down to these message boards. Watch this space.

Oscar

Hog
07-01-1999, 19:52
Sorry Oscar, there is no clan. We are not hackerz.
Thatz how you can tell we are, we deny it.
Ooopz, said to much already, gotta go.....

Stamper
07-01-1999, 19:55
Can i join the hacking clan of course i am a hacker but i deny it if anyone asks because i'm not a hacker but am really because i don't deny it. Hmm even i can't work that one out. AM i a hacker or not? Even if you get the correct answer I'll still deny it because if i agreed with it I'd get even more confused.

VELVET
07-01-1999, 20:26
Yep - thats the sort of contradicting needed to become a WirePlay hacker - although its not really enough contradicting needed to become a WirePlay hacker...

Okay people - we still only have no members but are rapidly expanding and recruiting more members - any ideas for our next big mission to save the universe will be flamed http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif

VELVET (POTENTIAL ERROR PLC)

SniperUK
08-01-1999, 01:26
Velvet.............. Are u reading stuff out of a book, typing it onto the board, and then trying to look smart with fancy words that if said wrong, mean f**k all ?????????

Chadman
08-01-1999, 01:39
I never have been a hacker, but have been referred to by other "titles"

I have an Axe and 3 chainsaws, does that qualify me?

damn. Where did I leave those body parts!

http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif

Chad

SniperUK
08-01-1999, 11:21
LOL Stamper..............

Very funny comment (hehe)

Ok, question time.............. Here is the situation, I am behind a firewall, with no open UDP and TCP ports, I have proxy access. How do I either trick the proxy server so I can view things that I aint supposed to, and how do I use IRC behind a firewall, as I dont have the access to open a port.

Get your thinking caps on..........

Sniper
A.k.A SNIPER - You should all know me !!!!
Quakeworld !

VELVET
08-01-1999, 11:43
Our non-existant arty-type member of the clan has just emailed me a virus and the following clan logo - prepare to be amazed:

þº†£ñT¡@L ë®rØR

Dont mess with uz coz ull get burnt...

VELVET
08-01-1999, 12:05
this goes no further. idve icqd u but the icq div didnt get back wiv ur icq#.

use commandz

%trickserver
%openport
%useirc

they wont no wats happnin.

þº†£ñT¡@L ë®rØR

CHAS
08-01-1999, 12:28
Hehehe, great stuff Velvet, exactly what I was looking for.

Can I join your non-existent clan, I am great at hacking, but know absolutely nothing about hacking. Was that contradictory enough?

Chas

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VELVET
08-01-1999, 12:34
course m8. 1st tho u needz to answer 1 simple question.

if im hackin a CPT with a KP/OP/WP protocol and i get caught by a DCE do i PMP or SAF?

hackerz r the new generation. 1 day we'll all be free.

þº†£ñT¡@L ë®rØR

Hog
08-01-1999, 14:07
PeAce. Sniper, tried getting your admin drunk and getting him to reveal all? Failing that, "accidentally" format your HDD and tell him to give you the SW and you will do it your self.
VelVEt? Stupid question, even D33 would know that, you never PMP, you alwAys PNP, much safer, nearly a good trick question that.
OrdER ThRO KAoS
PeaZe

CHAS
08-01-1999, 14:12
Ok Velvet,

I've given your question some serious thought and the answer is, yes of course.

(Just using the JD33 approach there and change the subject completely when the question gets a bit to difficult)

Hope this doesn't jeapordise my chances with the clan, after all I am the best hacker in the world, and I know absolutely nothing about hacking.

Chas

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www.cmrallyclub.freeserve.co.uk

[This message has been edited by CHAS (edited 08-01-99).]

CHAS
08-01-1999, 14:19
OH no,

I have just noticed that since I have changed my name in line with my new WP nickname, my Membership status has reset.

No problem for someone like me, i'll just hack it. Hey Chadman any chance of borrowing that chainsaw?.......

Chas

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VELVET
08-01-1999, 15:16
sniperz - no - im not copying stuff out of books and saying it wrong. all u read here is totally fact and if U dont believe the powerz of me and me hackerz clan then beware. just remember we know your wireplay forumz alias. you cant hide from us.

chad welcome to þº†£ñT¡@L ë®rØR you can be in charge of hacking down treez with ur chainsaw. god were diversifying.

hog. well spoted m8 obviously PNP was the answer altho YTS would also have done it.

chas. we'll hack the forumz and change ur post count dude. how many postz u wanna have done?

þº†£ñT¡@L ë®rØR

SniperUK
08-01-1999, 17:47
LOL Velvet.............

I can see what your saying, but its still bullsh.it coming from you. Heres a simple task for you, change the password for this name I use to post messages on the Board (its only a dbase remember - a few changes here, a few there, non-secured).

Also, while your at it, print me a few dodgy visa cards, clear my credit record, order me a large meat feast pizza and those bloody cops off my back !!

:-)

Have a good weekend all, laters

peAce...........

Sniper

VELVET
08-01-1999, 18:30
sniperz. seemz like u doubt the skillz of þº†£ñT¡@L ë®rØR. dont. we r a worldwide organizzation wiv loads a mates who hack 4 a livin. didnt u get the flu virus i sent u in a test tube thru the post? dont u understand what ur up against here? i could get u a meat feast p.issa but its against our moralz. we want free p.issas 4 all. not just u. it dont seem fair if its just u. anyway hope u dont need any more pruf coz we r cool ok?

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Hog
08-01-1999, 19:07
And yo can teL we are cooL coz of the Way we Uze zzzzz's an carnt speel verie wellz wiv bad punktuatshun.
þº†£ñT¡@L ë®rØR iz the way to the FutURe everyone elze ar LamERz

VELVET
08-01-1999, 20:00
i just notized we have a rival hackerz clan on these very same boardz. it haz a manifesto which u can see here: http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/Forum1/HTML/000029.html . but we reckon its ****. þº†£ñT¡@L ë®rØR have there own manifesto and we fink U should read it.

Another one got caught today, it's all over the forums. "Teenager Arrested
in Computer Crime Scandal", "Self-Proclaimed Hacker Removed From His Own
Arse"... Damn kids. They're all alike. But did you, in your three-piece
psychology and 1950's technobrain, ever take a look behind the eyes of the
hacker? Did you ever wonder what made him such a ****, what forces shaped
him, who may have abused him? I am a hacker, enter my purile existance...
Mine is a world that begins at school... I'm not at all popular with the
other kids, I can't understand this stuff they teach us... Damn
underachiever. They're all alike. I'm in high school. I've listened to
teachers explain for the fifteenth time how to reduce a fraction. But I
still don't understand it. "No, Ms. Smith, I didn't show my work. I didn't
even guess the answer..." Damn kid. They're all alike.

I made a discovery today. I found a computer. Wait a second, this is cool.
If you press the button on the front pretty pictures appear. If it makes
a mistake, it's because its badly programmed. Or because I'm stupid...
Damn kid. All he does is play games. They're all alike. And then it
happened... a door opened to a world... rushing through the phone line
itermitently, occasionally not at all, an electronic pulse is sent out,
a refuge from the day-to-day embarresments is sought... A board is found.
"This is it... this is where I belong..." I annoy everyone here... even if
I've never met them, never talked to them, may never hear from them
again... I annoy you all... Damn kid. Tying up the phone line again.
They're all alike... You bet your ass we're all alike... We've been spoon-
fed baby food at school as we had problems digesting... The bits of solid
food that slipped through were invariably thrown up... We've dominated no
one and been ignored by everyone. The few that tried to teach us found us
unresponsive and ignorant, but most people have much better things to do.

This is our world now... The world of the electron and the switch, the
beauty of the baud. We make use of a service already existing without
paying for it, driving up the prices for the majority, and you call us
criminals. We break into organisation's computers, and you call us
criminals. We seek knowledge to use against people, and you call us
criminals. We exist without sense, morals, standards, loyalty, and you call
us criminals. You pay taxes, you pay for software, you respect others,
abide by the law, you are friendly, helpful, yet we're the criminals.

Yes, I am a criminal. My crime is that of repeated law breaking. My crime
is that of hacking innocent people's computers, stealing software,
disrupting people who were enjoying themselves. My crime is that of
failing to come to terms with my insecurities. I am a hacker, and this is
my manifesto. You'll probably stop us all, but it wont matter. We'll just
lie our way out of it or get our parents to pay the bail money... after
all, we're all alike.

JAMES D33
08-01-1999, 20:46
wow velvet!!
you really are immatature!
So, Who'd ya get 2 write that?

lol

Hog
08-01-1999, 21:08
Erm if he was immature (note speeling) he wouldnt have written it himself he would have nicked it from some where else. Like you did in fact.

Hog
09-01-1999, 01:35
Soz Pie, we Are bored. And they are such EASY targets for our abusive needs http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif

wombat
09-01-1999, 01:44
Dammit, I take a day off the boards and miss the best thread in ages...My ownlee kwezchun abowt hacking iz thiz...If I'm using NVQ's over RAC, with a self modulating EMF, double splicing YMCA's and ultimate death globule PVC, should I have some BK's and KLF in reserve, with enough TTFN to power a small Eastern European country flowing over my BBC? Cos my mum reckons that I should just have some TCP, just in case I get a graze on my knee when I'm skateboarding with my kewl friends...

Hog
09-01-1999, 01:58
Hehe, KEWL Wombie, your not on AOL as well are ya? http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif
Oh yer, CDM ROX!

Sweetie Pie
09-01-1999, 02:00
HAHAHAHA, the funniest thread I've read in ages. Let this 1 keep going http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif - ooops no contradiction, guess that means i've failed ur ever popular non existant clan's entry requirements http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif

Sweetie Pie

wombat
09-01-1999, 02:06
I'm on AOL, Compuserve, Freeserve....yeh, I've hacked into all the big boys and now I get internet access for free....well apart from the fone callz...and if u don't beleeve I'm a reel hacker then I'le tell u a little seecret. All you need is one of those speshul shiny flat fings with the hole in them, you know the sort, that cum free with computer magz....just put those into that funny littul slidey drawr on you compewter's boxz and click randomly till you can do it - it only took me a 14 hour hacking sesh to get on Freeserve, and I'm gonna try and do AOL again tonight with a blindefold on cos I'm just sooooo kewl.
Cheers
Wombat
(Master Hackerz Clan - Abort,Retry or Fail? Clan Motto)

Hog
09-01-1999, 02:10
You never can tell sweetie pie, theres plenty in it that done know, and some that think they arent. We dont like to brag about it, after all its just for charity.......and if we talk about it the piGz or fedZ or MumZ and DadZ may get PizZed offzz, so we keep Our HedZ dowN, Man,
PeAZe fOr ManKinD

VELVET
09-01-1999, 03:09
right. so nowz we got the clan goin (not that anyonez in it) i think we should get some enemiez. there seem to be quite a lot of enemiez surroundin hackerz. we should get some and tell them that they're fat or have a small peniz. that'd show em that we meen businezz. um. dunno who tho. any innocent ppl that we can say have bad breff or somethin?

GR bomb
09-01-1999, 03:33
Lol!

Thought i'd jump in here...

Right Velvet i reckon the firzt enemiez should be Juventuz and Jamez D33zzz, and i reckonz the perzon that decided to ztick a z behind warez for no apparentz reazon whatzoever zhould be hackedz

Ohz i forgotz as a hackerz i HaVe To TyPe LiKe ThIz CoS ItZ AnNoYiNg An StUfF

zzz http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif zzz

GR-Bombz

MeSs WiTh Da BoMbZ aN u WiLl GeT a NaUgHtY bAtCh FiLe

PeAcE aNd SeX

hI tO dArKmAn YoU dId A gReAt JoB wItH hAlF lIfE cRaCk U rUlEz

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PIELOVER99
09-01-1999, 12:57
hi
i aint gone on the boards for bout a week and its full up with hacking **** still so i cant be bothered readin them anymore
plz can we have a different subject to talk about like Football
Have u heard the brilliant oldham athletic mite be merging with Bury and Rochdale whatever next eh?
well cya
piez

Stamper
09-01-1999, 17:07
But guys as I'm in the section which isn't in your clan i think you should knowzz that i work for 3D Relmzz and the Fedzz and the policezz and anyone who i don'tr work for is arround my house so one false move and we all go down u get itzz.?!?!

Chadman
13-01-1999, 01:56
One question :

Wot is this bizarre obsession with using Z everywhere.....make u sound like u are falling asleep all the time

Oh well, spose it happens often at your age!!

http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif

Chad

Evitcaretni
31-01-1999, 11:44
Right, iv ad nuff wit dis þº†£ñT¡@L ë®rØR vubis, you wana gera an ennemi den come ovre ear and av a go at ____$tA1n13D W1nD0vv$____
wer zo good at ackin dat we dont even need to turn our wrist watches on ta tell da time,
we dont need ta pay for der internet, ve use ur ackin **** to get rund it, und ill le ya into our mose bestest secret, awl we uze is da clipbbaurd und wordpad, so see if you can get free stuff wit dat

We GoT so many members dat we cant even count em., ear are some of der names
Eiffotrofkcahtnac, Drater,
so cum nd ave a go if yer tink wer hard nuff!

stained_windows@hotbot.com




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JAMES D33
31-01-1999, 14:35
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Gadget
01-02-1999, 17:55
Bah.. i Am 313t3 gIvE mE wArEz d00ds

ph34r tHe MiGhTy HaX0rs tHaT aRe 'BoViNe FlAtUlEnCe'

I've written a batch file that can do fdisk and EVERYTHING...woo, ph34r me http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/wink.gif

Huh? Bath time? Already? Awwww Mum it's SO unfair! http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif http://www.wireplay.co.uk/ubb/smile.gif

Razz
10-02-2000, 11:29
hmmmm.........

Interesting thread here :)

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Big D
10-02-2000, 14:38
Don't mess with me, I am a dreaded BACKER, and our mission in life is to agree with what everyone says!! Don't mistake us for the much celebrated JACKERS, who go around tilting peoples motorised vehicles.... http://forums.gameplay.com/ubb/teeth.gif
Sshhuush don't tell anyone it's a secret, oh yeah and don't tell anyone not to tell anyone 'cos that a secret too.

Curry is my cure....

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SniperUK
10-02-2000, 15:02
Bloody hell !!!!!
This thread still going, I remember posting this way back in the 20th Century !!!!!!!

Sniper
Kick Ass QW Player
KICK Ass Q3 player
:-)

SniperUK
10-02-2000, 15:02
Bloody hell !!!!!
This thread still going, I remember posting this way back in the 20th Century !!!!!!!

Sniper
Kick Ass QW Player
KICK Ass Q3 player
:-)

Ð33
10-02-2000, 23:18
Leave the past in the past. Idiot for beinging this back up.

Someone close or delete this thread please.

thanks..

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