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Custodian
23-05-2003, 17:25
Thought I'd post this important message rather than email it
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SEND THIS WARNING TO EVERYONE ON YOUR EMAIL LIST.
IF A MAN COMES TO YOUR FRONT DOOR AND SAYS HE IS CONDUCTING A SURVEY AND ASKS YOU TO SHOW HIM YOUR NIPPLES.
DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR NIPPLES.
THIS IS A SCAM, HE ONLY WANTS TO SEE YOUR NIPPLES.
:eek:
Mister666
23-05-2003, 17:49
yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesss...... :rolling:
..nooooo :eek:
But this guy had an ID card!! God I feel so violated!
Custodian
23-05-2003, 18:35
Somehow I just know that Mister666 is right now buying a clipboard and a fake ID badge :naughty:
communal toilet
23-05-2003, 18:44
I've been got 32 times this week :{
sorry combog.... i just couldnt stop myself coming back for another look.... :)
ChaosDragon
26-05-2003, 20:38
MAH NIPPELS!111 :O
[COMIX]VaMpIrE
26-05-2003, 22:19
ahhh but does he show you his nips ?
Originally posted by communal toilet
I've been got 32 times this week :{
your only sad as you wanted more :naughty:
communal toilet
27-05-2003, 18:40
yer darn t00tin :D
/me flushes himself
/me puts a few moth balls in combog for that l33t fr3shn3$$ :E
/me also wonders whether the ones you put in combogs are moth balls or summat else? :{
/me realises that the /me feature is ridiculously addictive :E
kain_spoo
28-05-2003, 11:26
/me wants to test it too
not the nipple showing tho. :P
ChaosDragon
28-05-2003, 16:18
/me flashes his nipples.
:O
chosen_one
28-05-2003, 19:07
There's a "/me" feature!?!
/me runs around waving arm in the air.
W00T!
Oh the things I've missed.
Custodian
28-05-2003, 22:28
/me is still waiting for a visit from the nipple inspector
I think I have let my hopes build up to much :{
/me still can't read the /me bits cos its still in black in Opera and I refuse to use IE cos it sucks.
/me points to norphy and :laughs:
yes, it sucks at times but it's not that bad for god's sake. :)
Custodian
29-05-2003, 13:12
/me jumps on the "insult that dolt Norphy in the green bit and say summat unreleated in the white bit" bandwagon
erm... forgot what I was unna say :dork:
/me thinks we should have a 'national show your nipples day'
nah nah! norphy suks!! :D
... i got that wrong didnt i....? :{
What???
What did I do? All I did is complain about not being able to read black on blue. I didn't insult anyone :(
i'm sowee... i was just following the crowd ;(
/me will try to be more individual henceforth!
Custodian
30-05-2003, 14:13
/me retracts the word "dolt" from his earlier statement and wishes it to be known that he quite likes Norphy really
lawyers wrote that fo me :)
and just to keep the monty python thing alive....
yes we are all individuals
<inserts sig to make it look all official>
Blood_God
30-05-2003, 16:09
/me moves away slowly ... towards the door...
/me runs for it
Custodian
30-05-2003, 16:42
wuss
http://www.riccomaresca.com/C/SHOWS/Witkin/MysteryOfPresenceShow.htm
Couldn't think of anything to say.
Unless you believe that a link says a thousand words.
Nobody really cares though in the end.
Tired. So tired...
:E
Originally posted by Custodian
yes we are all individuals
I'm not..... :P
/me can now read this bit cos its changed to Yellow. Hurrah!
Custodian
30-05-2003, 21:38
/me waves to Norphy
/me waves to Custodian waving at Norphy
Custodian
30-05-2003, 22:33
mexican wave !
/me waves at Champ waving at Custodian waving at me
This is gonna get good :)
btw everyone I've just turned 23. Just thought I'd mention it :)
HAPPEH BURFDAY!
Get drunk?
/me = dj
/me plays music
I take requests. :D
Huppy Birfday norphy :D
only 23 eh?
/me fondly remembers such times... just! :{
Mister666
31-05-2003, 18:20
Originally posted by Champ
* Champ fondly remembers such times... just! :{
You lie!
It was much too long ago for you to remember that. :P
Custodian
01-06-2003, 11:49
Hang on...
This thread is veering off topic, and the topic was a good one.
Can we get back to the nipples please! :naughty:
communal toilet
01-06-2003, 11:57
rofl
/me milks himself
:D
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