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Slam
30-05-2003, 19:13
For today's 'feat of magic' we are going to create a plasma ball of energy between our hands.

You may sit or stand for this activity.

Your hands should be clean and dry, i.e. best not to have knocked one off before you attempt this.

If your hands are cold, try to bring them to normal body temperature before you begin as this is difficult to do when hands below typical body temperature. A suggestion would be to place both hands up the top of a participating female.

and relax...
Ok let's begin.


Place your elbows close to your body.

With your hands perfectly straight, place the palms of your hands facing each other, between one and two inches apart, but not touching.

Rotate your hands slowly, in small circles as though you're doing a terribly camp impression of the locamotive.
Your dominant hand may move faster or make larger circles, don't worry about this.

After some moments, you should feel an electromagnetic 'pull' between your hands. This is the human energy field - the auric field.

Rotate your hands faster, as you feel the energies build up. The subatomic particles of your body are vibrating energy. Matter and energy are one and the same. Because all energy originates from the same source of consciousness, energy is conscious.

The length of time should be approx. one minute.

You are building a plasma ball of energy.

When you stop moving your hands, hold them in a cupped position.

You should feel the plasma ball.

You may use it any way you wish - to place on the body to heal - to bring energy to yourself - placed in one of your chakras - to heal another person.

Many people are intuitively guided to heal with the palms of the hands, the most common method being Reiki, in which the palms are attuned with symbols.
It implies that we are all natural healers. All is energy and energy is all there is.
In purely physical terms we live and move and have our being in an eternal, infinite, interlocking system of energies and forces that compose our universe. Some of these energies appear to our five senses to be solid and have form, even though when we examine them closely they seem to disappear Into nothing but space and energy.

The intensity of the energy created between the hands varies from person to person.

Or in the words of Tyler...

You open the door and you step inside,
We're inside our hearts.
Now imagine your pain as a white ball of healing light,
That's right - your pain.
The pain itself is a white ball of healing light.
I don't think so.

Kalleth
30-05-2003, 19:32
doesnt work :E

Slam
30-05-2003, 19:44
That's cos it only works for attractive people

Champ
30-05-2003, 20:00
...and knowing this you posted it on these forums why??

kinda like buying a man with no hands a pair of gloves for christmas.....

:)

Custodian
30-05-2003, 20:03
Originally posted by Champ
...and knowing this you posted it on these forums why??

kinda like buying a man with no hands a pair of gloves for christmas.....

:)
Now.. lets apply some TPnGC logic...

Knowing what I would do with gloves if I had no hands your statement implies I can make this plasma ball with my penis

yes?

Slam
30-05-2003, 20:07
Only if you have two of them I guess :eek:

Champ
30-05-2003, 20:09
i always knew custard was different... but i had no idea how different! :o

Custodian
30-05-2003, 20:15
/me borrows Champs penis

/me realises that ain't gunna help

/me puts his own back away

Slam
30-05-2003, 20:30
http://nobispro.com/aquatank/

Hey kids, starting new threads is old skool which is totally non-rad yo.
Bring tha noise wit yo funkadelic **** homey.

Word.

Slam
30-05-2003, 20:34
http://www.insultmonger.com/swearing/latin.htm

Bibe meum semenum Cannae Filius.
Perite!!!

Custodian
30-05-2003, 20:40
but... "son of a female dog" is NOT "bitch"

was looking good till then



Cupis homo

Slam
30-05-2003, 21:11
What you talkin about foo?!

Female dog = bitch

mai oui?

Custodian
30-05-2003, 21:46
yes
but not the "son of"

I dispair

or do I despair?

wotever

Mister666
31-05-2003, 18:31
Stercorem pro cerebro habes.
Futue te ipsum!

khaz
31-05-2003, 19:39
gits? :{

Nephand
31-05-2003, 23:42
пизды!

bah! Have to change to Cyrillic (Windows) Encoding to read that :/

Custodian
01-06-2003, 11:56
In the sober light of a Sunday morning... I have no idea what I was arguing about :dork:

Still, summat to talk about innit