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Quicktemper
05-06-2003, 19:12
They'll tell you anything to get you in here, under false pretences.
Bah....
I'm afraid discussion of Marmite was banned in here a long time ago. It just caused too many arguements. :{
Anyway, anyone who says that Marmite isn't the food of the gods and the only thing to spread on toast is clearly deluding themselves :laugh:
I have one word, and one word only to say to you sir.
Marmalade.
Marmite is all well and good, but marmalade clearly surpasses it.
Custodian
05-06-2003, 21:40
Jam
poor misguided fools
its
mustard
Ketchup sandwiches :lips:
Sandwitches?
Witches with sand?
Coool :D
even by tpngc standards norphy that was horrendously lame! :P
and ketchup does own!
ChaosDragon
06-06-2003, 00:24
Here we go again. :D
Quicktemper
06-06-2003, 00:44
Aha, that old 'say something random in the hope of being funny' trick eh?
Well it won't wash with me I'm afraid, Is Bovril frowned upon aswell?
YES. Marmalade and marmite (not together, yuck) are the only TRUE mens toast spread thingies.
communal toilet
06-06-2003, 09:02
both Marmalade and marmite ming0r
:E
Mister666
06-06-2003, 16:59
Freaks.
You're all freaks.
Mayonnaise owns all.
Mayonnaise? Are you insane? Oily smiley goop :{ ugh
Originally posted by khaz
even by tpngc standards norphy that was horrendously lame! :P
and ketchup does own!
I sowee :{
Please bear in mind I was quite sozzled at the time. I had one helluva hangover this morning as well ;(
Mister666
06-06-2003, 21:11
Originally posted by Norphy
Mayonnaise?
Yes.
Originally posted by Norphy
Are you insane?
Yes.
Originally posted by Norphy
Oily smiley goop :{ ugh
SILENCE, FOOL.
/me throws mayonnaise at Norphy.
GameGuru
06-06-2003, 21:28
Mister666 is Evil
Originally posted by GameGuru
Mister666 is my God.
Yes.
:P
Mister666
06-06-2003, 21:42
:naughty:
-=Aurielle=-
06-06-2003, 23:28
I agree with 666 that mayonnaise is the best. Then it's ketchup, then jam. Marmalade is yucky :(
Mister666
06-06-2003, 23:54
Finally! Somone with good taste.
Marry me, Auri? :E
ketchup.
mayonnaise ain't bad....
but honey on toast with butter i'm sorry ownz you all...through and through.
oh yes, oooooodles of nuttella! :E
GameGuru
07-06-2003, 11:52
Abuse of Powah! :{
Mister666
07-06-2003, 14:31
And you only just noticed? :laugh:
GameGuru
07-06-2003, 16:31
I don't check the forums much anymore :P
-=Aurielle=-
07-06-2003, 21:24
Of course I'll marry you 666! *flings her arms around him and kisses him*
But, I'll only marry you if you think mayonnaise + salsa for chips is God's gift to couch potatoes.
Originally posted by Mister666
* Mister666 throws mayonnaise at Norphy.
/me wipes the mayonnaise from his face
/me force feeds 666 Marmite on Toast
Eat the marmite! EAT IT!!
bwahahaha :D
Ketchup is also good. Bovril is ok in small measures. Mayonnaise is evil. Jam is very nice. Marmalade is rank. I don't think much of mustard either. Mayonnaise is still evil.
ParaSitius
08-06-2003, 00:29
Chips.
GameGuru
08-06-2003, 00:57
Bananas!
-=Aurielle=-
08-06-2003, 05:48
No no, bananas make mosquitos eat you. Mangoes are the way to go.
muckypup
08-06-2003, 12:34
(Mayo + ketchup) + chips = heaven
Mister666
08-06-2003, 16:10
Originally posted by muckypup
(Mayo + ketchup) + chips = heaven
muckypup, I love you.
Can I marry you as well as Auri please? :wub:
muckypup
08-06-2003, 18:24
Ok, Auri can have you during the week, and I'll have you on the weekends. Don't want you cramping my style, like ;)
:fluffle:
Mister666
08-06-2003, 19:09
Sounds fair enuff. :E
/me begins the double wedding plans
Can I be a bridesmaid? :D
btw, HP. nuff said.
:)
-=Aurielle=-
08-06-2003, 23:47
HP sauce
HP sauce
Ne nenene ne nenene
HP sauce
EVERYONE THIS TIME!
HP sauce
HP sauce
Ne nenene ne nenene
HP sauce
/me bows
Mister666
09-06-2003, 00:01
HP?
Bleaurgh. :dead:
Brown sauce is the devil's diarrhoea.
Evil.
I have agree with the 666th one this time.
HP tastes worse than what comes out of a sceptic tank...
not that I'd know of course, I'm just speculating here.
Yes I am.
I bloody am you know.
I leik marmite
muckypup
09-06-2003, 18:41
Originally posted by Mister666
Brown sauce is the devil's diarrhoea.
We're DEFINITELY getting married now! :x
Mister666
09-06-2003, 18:52
Yay!
:wub: :fluffle: :x
Ghoststalker
10-06-2003, 09:28
i r liek teh melted cheese cos it pwnage j00
oooooooooooooo
melted cheese!
totally forgot!
:D
Ghoststalker
10-06-2003, 10:31
wat bout :beer: on toast. You soak teh bread in bear then cook teh bread n make it nice n teh crisp
Quicktemper
10-06-2003, 13:04
...or a packet of uncooked lard with McCains oven chips stuck in it.
With pitted black olives on the side, naturally.
Ghoststalker
10-06-2003, 13:28
mmmm thats sounds heart killingly good :lips:
Custodian
10-06-2003, 20:15
Danish Blue Cheese
The creamy stuff that spreads :banana:
Originally posted by Kalleth
I have one word, and one word only to say to you sir.
Marmalade.
Marmite is all well and good, but marmalade clearly surpasses it.
Marmalade = EVIL
Marmite = THE DEVIL'S DIARRHOEA, SICK AND BODY ODOURS
Originally posted by Reality
poor misguided fools
its
mustard
Omg Sick. :skull:
Originally posted by communal toilet
both Marmalade and marmite ming0r
:E
Com_Bog 0wnz meh. :bow:
Originally posted by Norphy
Mayonnaise? Are you insane? Oily smiley goop :{ ugh
Mayonnaise is oily slimy gloop. Yes.
Originally posted by khaz
oh yes, oooooodles of nuttella! :E
Khaz 0wnz meh as well. :bow:
Originally posted by Ghoststalker
i r liek teh melted cheese cos it pwnage j00
You are God. You 0wnz everyone. :E
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