From Old Skool to Newbie in one email

[Slam]

How's this for weird right...

Haven't logged on from home for atleast 4 days ok, yet when I get home tonight (ok a bit slashed but even so...) and log on, I spy an email saying I've sent a virus to an email recipient (who isn't even in my contacts list which is even weirder) yesterday (5th June).

Now I'm already mega paranoid cos when I got in yesterday my flat alarm was going off and I didn't switch the fecker on when I left in the morning... and I'm just wondering whether my geeky days as a second year student (7 years ago - ouch!) where I used to be into the whole wanky :alien: and conspiracy poo in a big way has caught up with me.

I mean I work for the government and all and have a seriously embarassing low clearance level, but Baaaaaaa!

It's either too many turbulance tablets when I was younger coming back with a vengeance or my paranoia about a sudden bout of narcolepsy has come to fruition.

Wtf is going on :{

[Quicktemper]

I fear you may be the unlucky victim of otherworldly abduction. You may have actually sent the mail but have been superbrainwashed to forget this event.

The moral of this story kids? Don't give your keys to the neighbours and then get inordoinately tiddly?

or

Don't teach javascript to your hamster/goldfish/boa contrictor (who would need specially designed arms, naturally) Goldfish are a devil for email, but they have a tendency to forget they've sent them. Even under bright lights they are unable to recall the simplest history of events.

or

Say no to drugs.

or

Stop watching re-runs of old X-Files episodes.


Delete as applicable.

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[Kalleth]

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