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EZtigER
09-06-2003, 16:29
... would you most like to send on holiday to Iraq?

Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen (likes frilly shirts)

(Changing Rooms dude, with annoying habit of saying Aha! every 5 mins, admits spending 2 hours a day doing his hair!)

or.....

Oz Clarke (likes dodgy cheap T shirts with a suit jacket)

(Wine tasting dude, who 'literaly' gets his rocks off every time a drop of vino hits his lips, "mmm yeah roses , no peaches mmm ooh wonderfull, suits you, dry, sweet mmmm lovely oh!")

Kalleth
09-06-2003, 17:14
ahahahahahaha
LETS KILL THEM ALL

Norphy
09-06-2003, 19:43
Hmm

Tough choice, they're both annoying pillocks.

Have to say Boweyn though, he has more exposure on the telly atm and therefore has more opportunity to annoy :)

-=AC=-Earlgrey
10-06-2003, 09:36
Boweyn

All that sand in his hair would drive him batty

Ghoststalker
10-06-2003, 12:01
Send that ponse boweyn.

Quicktemper
10-06-2003, 13:02
They're both female goldfish of the highest order and both deserve a thoroughly unpleasant stint camped behind a wall in Baghdad under heavy fire from our own troops.

EZtigER
10-06-2003, 15:37
I agree, death to Goldfish!

Quicktemper
10-06-2003, 16:36
All the birds are gagging for squaddies after all, it might just do them good.

queen_of_hearts
10-06-2003, 18:42
test

Custodian
10-06-2003, 20:22
First... it is highly inappropriate to posts "test" in a live thread like that queen_of_hearts. Please start your own test thread to do test posts (just a bit of forum etiquette for you).

Second... I voted for Oz cos I want LLB to come design my livingroon seeing as I have NO IDEA how to pick colours :dozey:

Reality
10-06-2003, 20:26
voted for Lawrence Llewelyn Bowen - no way I can vote for other one as he had to put up with that ultra annoying woman he worked with.

He's suffered enough!

EZtigER
12-06-2003, 13:05
mmm Oz Clarke, or Gaylord Vino as he is known in a few circles! Has to take the biscuit (or grape) I'm afraid, admitedly Bowen's poncy ways would bore even the most kamp of men in the end, but he is after all an ar-teest...

Oz is just a spoilt middle class twat, who gets paid to describe what he thinks is pucker plonk! :E

Some may say a little narrow minded..mm maybe, but all those emotions from a few crushed grapes! The guys still tripping from having done too much acid whilst at Uni in the 70's..

Blue Nun anyone?

:megagun:

Arachnamus
12-06-2003, 17:48
The wine taster really gets on my pecks tbh, LLB is harmless and ignorable. Oz is just a twonk.

EZtigER
12-06-2003, 21:35
A must have for Vino bufs! :beer:

The Horror! (http://www.ozclarke.com/pwg.html)

Even Worse Ozy.com!!! :twak:

http://www.ozclarke.com/