View Full Version : Regarding marmite.
Arachnamus
17-06-2003, 15:35
Since you lot whinged and moaned at me for mentioning the yeast based spread in #tpngc, perhaps you could remove the 'and talk about marmite here' part of the forum description. False advertising :-)
Ghoststalker
17-06-2003, 17:43
im am tempted to sew
Arachnamus
17-06-2003, 18:02
Can you fix this jacket then?
Diablos0
17-06-2003, 20:40
:P :E
Get in line Archy - I've got a field thats ready to be done first..
:P
Custodian
17-06-2003, 23:38
But there is nothing stopping you from talking about marmite.
And we have had at least 2 threads active on the subject this past month.
I don't think you have a case :rolleyes:
(apart from the sewing case of course)
Diablos0
17-06-2003, 23:55
Who likes Twiglets? :E
Custodian
18-06-2003, 00:26
hmmmm... you made me peckish now
Ghoststalker
18-06-2003, 00:31
:emb: :emb: :emb: :emb: :emb: :emb:
One of them moments where your mind goes blank i typed in sue but it didnt seem right at teh time.
Just think of it as l33t speak
so the l33t word for sue = sew
Arachnamus
18-06-2003, 19:29
so I can talk about marmite on teh forums but not in teh IRC?
communal toilet
19-06-2003, 10:26
I think its prolly best if we just uninvent marmite
thus ending any discussion about the foul stuff :E
How many other uses does Marmite have, other than..
a) Offending People
b) Preserving Wood
communal toilet
19-06-2003, 14:39
I've heard it can be used to replace oil in vehicles
or strip paint I think homeless peeps use it to get high aswell
I think that guy on Big Sister had been at the Marmite mate :E
I think it can be used as hair fertiliser. Spread it on the scalp and watch other ppl's hair get stuck to your shiny dome I guess...
mmm a Marmidom a facinating creation..
Dig the crisp packets and sweet wrappers too!..rofl :E
Urban camouflage :ninja:
-=Aurielle=-
21-06-2003, 08:07
What IS marmite anyways?
*hangs her Canadian head in shame*
[COMIX]VaMpIrE
21-06-2003, 08:59
http://www.gty.org/~phil/marmite.htm
the first pic is scary!
and imo it tastes like crap
communal toilet
21-06-2003, 09:11
/me shudders
that entire site is scary.. and also made me gip slightly
:(
Philistines
Marmite is fantastic
jahr-jahr
23-06-2003, 10:06
sif`o-mand-o! yuk! pathew! spit! ugh!:dead:
I think i'm goin to have nightmares now after seein the poor lifeguard being mangeled like that!
Arachnamus
23-06-2003, 14:35
Marmite is a yeast based spread (originally a biproduct of the fermentation process) which has a very strong, lightly salty and totally unique taste. Imo it's gorgeous.
Hurrah! A supporter!
/me applauds Arachnamus
LieutLaww
23-06-2003, 21:35
Marmite is the GOD of all spreads case closed :P
ChaosDragon
24-06-2003, 00:44
Marmite is good when you spread it right.
I'm sure it's been said before.. There's an art to spreading it. ;)
Arachnamus
06-07-2003, 00:42
yeah, thick, and as much as you can manage without throwing up a kidney
communal toilet
06-07-2003, 10:48
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
*breath*ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!! !111111111111
/me deletes marmite
Originally posted by Arachnamus
Marmite is a yeast based spread (originally a biproduct of the fermentation process) which has a very strong, lightly salty and totally unique taste. Imo it's gorgeous.
You are bloody lucky I'm a DJ on WPCGR or I'd be yelling my lungs off at you about how
EVIL
Marmite is. It's the most foul, smelly thing I've ever seen in my life, and it should be Banned from the World.
:dead:
Arachnamus
06-07-2003, 14:47
now now
'Now now'?
IT'S TROO!1 :dead:
|)evilchild
10-07-2003, 11:22
Marmite! :0 It's god-awful stuff... The smell of it just makes ya wanna throw up everything you've ever eaten!
/me backs communal toilet's deletion of marmite
For the revolution! :E
communal toilet
10-07-2003, 12:11
Hurrah!
well said |)evilchild, you are obviously an intelligent man
=)
..but does Marmite really put hairs on your chest??
communal toilet
10-07-2003, 16:14
I think this is doubtful,
if it put hairs on your chest that would suggest it promotes health
where as we know the product is diseased cack
therefore its more likey to remove hairs, paint, oil etc.
:)
Diablos0
10-07-2003, 17:21
hehe, anything that tastes like ****e must put hair on your chest...
Personally I don't mind the stuff, I don't dislike it, but I don't love it...
But then again I'd eat anything that isn't electrical or nailed down
communal toilet
11-07-2003, 08:59
/me nails himself to the floor
:E
Originally posted by EZTiger
..but does Marmite really put hairs on your chest??
I'd wear a chest wig before I'd eat Marmite!
But then again I'd eat anything that isn't electrical or nailed down
I think I just heard Jesus breath a sigh of relief.
communal toilet
11-07-2003, 10:19
/me holds Breath
:bog: :toilet: :flush: :wee:
I had a happy childhood, never came close to the thing called Marmite, then few weeks ago I had a 3 year old marmite muncher from the uk spendin his holidays here .....
*disapointed* Marmite is even sold out here.... :bigcry:
and it is totally disgusting! :E
|)evilchild
14-07-2003, 11:55
My mum likes the stuff... I can't bear to even go into the kitchen when she's eating it.
Pixie Pete
14-07-2003, 20:13
Originally posted by communal toilet
I think its prolly best if we just uninvent marmite
thus ending any discussion about the foul stuff :E
But it's not made of chicken...
Arf!
communal toilet
15-07-2003, 11:58
rofl
although, that hasn't been proven either way :E
tests show that there are so many random products in marmite it would be impossible to name them all :0
Pixie Pete
15-07-2003, 13:03
I can't say I really want to know all the composites.
But from the flavour, I think I can have an educated guess! :dead:
communal toilet
15-07-2003, 13:27
I wouldnt call it flavour :/
more... poision :)
Pixie Pete
15-07-2003, 13:33
Poisson?
French fish! :D
communal toilet
15-07-2003, 13:48
Boisson ?
French drink! :D
Pixie Pete
15-07-2003, 14:02
Bison!
A type of mamel!
Or was it a character of street fighter 2?
Arachnamus
15-07-2003, 14:39
marmite DOES put hair on your chest. Dog hair, cat hair, anything'll stick to it..
Pixie Pete
15-07-2003, 19:37
hare hair? :E
Arachnamus
15-07-2003, 22:25
the things you choose to do with the animal kingdom in the privacy of your own home is your business pete
Pixie Pete
15-07-2003, 23:28
I can assure you what I do in my own home does not involve marmite, the evil stuff that it is.
...
Do you see what I've done there? I've cunningly brought the topic of conversation back round again.
Genius!
/me swerves off topic again....
Originally posted by communal toilet
Boisson ?
French drink! :D
Isn't Boisson a type of cheese?
I remember that stoopid add... "Du Vin, Du Pain, Du Boison" or something
Pixie Pete
17-07-2003, 12:13
Originally posted by Norphy
* Norphy swerves off topic again....
Isn't Boisson a type of cheese?
I remember that stoopid add... "Du Vin, Du Pain, Du Boison" or something
Yeah, boison is a type of cheese - cream cheese things with garlic as I recall. However boisson is a drink.
The difference a single "s" can make. That's why I dropped French.
That and because I had no talent for it. :cheese:
communal toilet
17-07-2003, 13:27
I got a D at GCSE so I am therefore only qualified to tell you my name in French
Mark
as this is always my name, and if they try to exchange a 'k' for a 'c' I may have to destroy them with an onslaught of insults
:0
I wanted to drop french at GCSE. I even said "I don't want to do French" on my options form and asked to do IT instead. However the *******s still made me do French. I was not a happy chappy :(
I got a C btw. Now some seven years on I can count to 10 in french but thats about it :laugh:
I agree with Breath, marmite is evil, EVIL Arachie :D
But it is good for the body, low in fat and cheap.. How many students have survived on bread marmite and butter?..
:E
communal toilet
25-07-2003, 09:30
Pfffffft....
I ate real food .. like.. takeaway :D we did live across the road from MacDonalds tho :)
my friend who lived with me at Uni dropped out of his course and survived on Instant Mash, bread and Ketchup..
quite impressive really
Pixie Pete
25-07-2003, 14:02
Indeed. Take aways are put there to save students from the crassness of marmite.
that doesn't stop my girlfriend though, who has a huge jar of the stuff in the cupboard. :(
Homewrecker! ;(
communal toilet
25-07-2003, 14:20
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
you must stop her :(
I don't know how yet.. but I'm sure it involves a bin :)
Arachnamus
25-07-2003, 15:34
put her in the bin!
The girl is obviously someone of impeccable taste and culture. Marmite is god's gift to toast :D
Marmite is Gods gift to knowing when to tell the makers to make a more tastful spread :P
Really I don't know how people can eat the stuff :bang:
Pixie Pete
26-07-2003, 13:44
This gives me an idea...
NEW THREAD IMMINENT
:spin:
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