creative writing hardly a poem

[Minxxy]

Horrible stuff,
cOmpletely disgusting, in fact!
Makes
mE
Want to
gO and find a
"Real job"...
nah, i don't thinK so!!

[Diablos0]

Guh? What's this about?

[Minxxy]

HOMEWORK

[Lord_Beefcake]

oo.. Diablos... bazzlebawazzle us with your creative skillz! :)

[jahr-jahr]

i got sum petry 4 u oakies!

u- ughm!

once there was a frog
it was ugly, big and green
till it got eaten by a dog
which ate too many a' bean

hence the froggie becommin' a "survivor"
an' came out the end of little brown rover!

to be continued........

i'm good hey??
:D

[Minxxy]

You are....

cant wait till next verse!

[jahr-jahr]

o.k 4 the next verse....


Oh little froggie
u smell kinda doggie;
that mask on ur face
hurts my eyes like mace!

Ur stentch is revolting
so thats why i'm bolting,
goodbye, goodbye
I think i'm gonna die!!!!

to be continued........

would some1 want 2 try and add on a verse??


*jahr-jahr looks around if any1's interested.....:P

[Lord_Beefcake]

A strong and handsome prince passes by
And hears the little froggy cry

Being a lonely man
He hopes that with a kiss he can
Turn this frog, small and green
Into the fairest maiden ever seen

He picks it up, and brings it close
And when the critter nears his nose
The nasty smell makes him decide
To cast the smelly frog aside

This story's moral must not be dismissed
For it's most wise, the best one yet
Kissing a frog to score?
Dude.. how desperate can a guy get...

[jahr-jahr]

should i continue the lovely creation...

oh genious work...ur were born t0 be a poet!:E


There was once a chick,
she wasn't quite quick..
Hence her bein' a blonde
with guyz she was quite fond

Often guyz would drule
what fools they r if only they knew.....


o.k who's up 4 a challenge!

*jahr-jahr looks around!:P

[Lord_Beefcake]

If only they knew what is hidden deep
The truth, about this woman, beast, this creep
Un-natural, twisted, trhuthless girls
Deceiving men, with their long blonde curls
The truth makes me afraid to leave for bed
This aint no blonde but a.....

Brunette!!!!



The end? I think not
They will continue their lies, they can't be stopped
For all they want is just one thing
Your money and a wedding ring


:)

[Minxxy]

whahaha :)

ok i cant beat that ....

[Lord_Beefcake]

true, i am a master of words :P

perhaps i should start writing childrens books ey?

hmm..

Strangers Have the Best Candy
You Are Different and That's Bad
POP! Goes the Hamster...and Other Great Microwave Games
Daddy Drinks Because You Cry
Grandpa Gets a Casket
The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
The Man in the Moon Is Actually Satan
Your Nightmares Are Real
Babar Meets the Taxidermist
All Dogs Go to Hell
Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her

:P

[jahr-jahr]

Lord_Beercake u make me excited, when will they b published?
Anytime soon i hope!!!:)

How bout some other book titles:

1. what really goes bump in the night!
2. barbie goes plump!
3. the toilett is really after ur bottoms!
4. 101 remix on nurserry rhymes!
:P

heres a little taste of the Jack & Jill remix;

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of water
Jill 4got to take the pill
And now they got a daughter!:naughty:

Hey Lord_Beefcake,would u like to remix any other nurserry rhymes??
Minxxy that includes u hey!:P

[Lord_Beefcake]

hmmz.. well.. i'm afraid i dunno any english nursery rhymes, seeing as i'm dutch :P

hmmz.. other childrens books..

1. Where Mommy Hides Her Toys
2. Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear
3. The Little Boy Who Died From Eating His Vegetables
4. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
5. Some Cats Can Fly

:)

[jahr-jahr]

it's been a while since my last creative thought, i was bummed!
But alas my creative juices have flowed back to me!!!

yeah baby!:naughty:

o.k; childrens books:
hmmmm......
1. What lies beneath the bed.
2. When things go wrong blame it on ur siblin'
3. Discovery channel in more detail!:naughty:
4. What 2 do with ur irritating siblin's goldfishie!
5. Why ur sent to bed early 4 christmas!
(an it ain't because of santi-claus)
6. Where Daddy hides his toys :part 2.

so what other interesting creative juices do you have Lord_Beefcake?

How 'bout I start a story and then u write some and then i write some and so on till we get a massive no. 1 novel! Groovy hey?
Maybe use sum music lerrics 4 wording or 4 what people will say.O.k,here goes!

Long, long, bladdy Long ago There was a big fairy named, "Joanna" ......

[EZtigER]

I'm no poet although I did grade an A distinction in Eng Lit O level... you wouldn't believe it eh! :E

My poem for Wireplay :P rofl

A life time online, keyboard warriors away....
Look to the future gone is today

Hagglers, avatars, lag and a flame
Poor old web team still feeling the strain

Ideas creations, friendships and scorn
From here the greatest ideas can be born

From FL to Q3 the games are diverse
The amount of talent is really perverse

That's crammed into here, online every day
Community builders make people stay

We have to evolve look on make a change
This may feel alien oppressive or strange

Arguments settled that don't go away
Blurring objectives and get in the way

Status position Op and a Voice
It doesn't matter so please make a choice

To ensure a UK original can grow and survive
So start working together to keep it alive.

flames here : eztiger@wireplay.co.uk

[Minxxy]

WoW ......

I am speachless
/me is lost for words

Think we got another talent here! :)

[Lord_Beefcake]

well.. perhaps it is time for all of us to spill some of our creative juices.. (hmm.. don't take that the wrong way, i don't enjoy this THAT much:P)

so.. seeing as can take something good and nice and srew it up in a evil way:

bring it on :P

[jahr-jahr]

now what prey tell r u suggesting when u say "bring it on"?

that can mean many things if u have a dirty mind such as I!!!!
So do tell OH Lord_Beefcake!!!!:naughty:

[Diablos0]

Jeezuz. Beefcake, not only fluent in 17 different languages but can create poetry and rhyme too... Amazing.

Yours were'nt bad either EZTiger ;) :P

I got a D in English Lang and C in English Lit.
So definatly not Shakespeare...

[Lord_Beefcake]

well, Shakespeare is an idiot to be honest...

then again... he is a idiot..

[jahr-jahr]

hey i'm just as goooood!!!
i 'm very creative and have a very twisted mind!

Am i that invisible???

.....wait i might like the idea of being invisible, imagine what stuff u can get up 2 & get away with it!


*jahr-jahr rubbs hands 2gether and grins like 'Jack Nicholson'.....